#shortsforyou Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixelated Compression Co.

Anime, batch command, compression, compression ratio, data compression, encoding software, Fat PS3, ffmpeg, file size reduction, legacy encoder, media encoding, pixelated, Storage, storage save, USB Media, video compression, video encoding, video processing, video quality, visual quality

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Farms Harvested:	214	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of running out of storage space on your Fat PS3 because of all the anime you’ve downloaded? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special feature where you can compress and encode all your anime videos for better storage!

Join us and experience the thrill of saving a massive 96% of storage space without losing any visual quality. Just imagine all the extra room you’ll have for building epic structures and exploring our wacky world.

Plus, rumor has it that the batch command used for video encoding on our server is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasures in the game. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries and become the ultimate anime-watching, storage-saving champion? Join us now and find out!

Blocky Joggers Minecraft Server – Run, mine, and LOL your way to victory!

#workout, active lifestyle, blocky, Cardio, determination, endorphins, Exercise, FITNESS, fresh air, health, Joggers, Jogging, lol, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, Nature, outdoors, physical activity, RUN, Running, self-care, Server, stress relief, sweat, Victory, wellness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	64
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle gym on steroids!

Join us if you want to go for a jog… through a virtual world filled with exploding pigs, dancing llamas, and singing creepers. Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget you’re even exercising!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So lace up those virtual sneakers and come join us for the most ridiculous jog of your life. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Let’s get running… and laughing!

Blocky Brits: The Minecraft Server of Tea, Crumpets, and Creepers

blocky, Britanons, British cities, Brits, city exploration, city life, cityscape, CREEPERS, crumpets, cultural hubs, england, historical sites, Leeds, local cuisine, Minecraft, nightlife, population density, Server, shopping, tea, tourist attractions, travel destinations, United Kingdom, urban living, vibrant communities, West Yorkshire, Yorkshire

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Oh boy, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual Leeds, but with way more creepers and way less traffic. The city is bustling with players building epic structures and battling it out in epic PvP battles. And don’t worry, there’s always room for more players because our server is constantly expanding like a never-ending blocky universe.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of exploring dungeons filled with rare loot, or if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where players can strike it rich and become the wealthiest miner in all of Minecraft land.

So come on down and join us on this wild adventure! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft.

Suzuna’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets J-pop in the most epic way possible!

#youtube, BLOCK, comparison, Epic, Japanese singer, jpop, meets, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), online presence, Party, Performance, Popularity, singing, softer voice, Suisei, SUZUNA NAGIHARA, Suzunas, talent, Underrated, vibrato, vocal, vocal control, vocal range, vocal technique

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Animals Bred:	98
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	104
Gods Slained:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a virtual idol singing battle? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Suzuna Nagihara’s vibrato can’t compete. Join us and experience a softer voice that will make Suisei sound like a harsh on/off switch. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Paggi’s TV Show Minecraft Madness

CHANGE, creativity, decision, Entertainment, improve, Improvement, madness, Minecraft, Paggis, Pagliorulo, Quality, Recommendation, Removal, script, Show, show creation, show development, show improvement, show writing, showrunning, suggestion, television, tv show, Writers

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	9170
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Pagliorulo look like a total snoozefest! Our writers are straight-up comedy geniuses who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more laughs than a clown convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Zombie JuiceCraft

#cocksucking, #fuckyou, #hopeitwaspainful, #juiceisdead, #pieceofshit, JuiceCraft, murderous, oj, rat, zombie

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	738	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Animals Bred:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Emeralds Found:	4830
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of being called a “painful, murderous little rat” by your friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! We have a special surprise waiting for all you oj-loving, cocksucking pieces of shit out there. Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

abundance, ACHERON, BOOTHILL, CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWER, dan heng, Gallagher, Honkai, HSR1YEAR., Immersive Interactive Exhibition, lolz, Luocha, MineHonkai, MOREPEACH0327, nihility, PELA, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, STARRAILGIFT, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

#youtube, 4chan, 4chanDoomScrolling, Adventure, Bed.., bedrock, binge watching, couch potato, digital consumption, doomscrolling, internet addiction, laziness, LazyLlamas, mindless scrolling, online entertainment, pointless content, procrastination, screen time, social media, technology addiction, time wasting, unhealthy habits, unproductive, wasting time

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1427
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146

Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

Anime, banter, biden, blocky, Chaos, chatgpt ai, coom, Crafting, CREEPERS, cute waifu, faggt, Headsets, hentai, Kino, lol, mmorpg, Nostalgia, portable hard drive, SÃO, shower, SNACKS, steve, sword art online, vr, wagiecuck, weeb

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

1 bedroom rent $2200, Alberta, Anon, automotive job on lay-off, Be meCanadian, blocks, Chaos, Crafty, depression, end it, engrish, F150, Failure, force be with you, Ford Focus, fuck.jpeg, gas up, groceries up, Lost, low, no hope, nowhere to go, ontario, passport, Sleep in car, trudeau, Ukraine, what to do

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Towns Built:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!