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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5029 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 |
1. Our server is so cool, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being a solo boss and is looking for some new friends to raid villages with.
2. We have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Our players have mastered the art of combat to the point where they can take down a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword and a carrot.
3. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically have our own secret language. If you join, you’ll have to learn how to communicate using only Minecraft emojis and animal noises. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
4. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve mined. It’s like a Minecraft version of Fort Knox, except instead of gold bars, we have stacks on stacks of enchanted armor and weapons.
So what are you waiting for? Join our effortlessly cool Minecraft SMP and become part of the most outrageous adventure of your life!
