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ShortAt70kMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our crazy SMP where the currency is actually short shorts worth $70,000 each! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of fashion-obsessed pandas who only accept payment in the form of trendy clothing items.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and get ready for some seriously silly shenanigans!

BabyNameBattles

acceptance, aita, Baby name, baby’s name, BabyNameBattles, Best Friend, Confrontation, EXTREME, family name, gears turning, Gender Identity, History, horrible person, judgment, Monster, movements, neutral, offensive, partner, passive aggressive, Pregnant, Ruining, social justice, TV, waiter, welcome

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you for your blocky choices! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and passive-aggressive NPCs like Social Justice Jessie (SJJ).

Imagine ordering a virtual Pepsi from a waiter and SJJ swoops in, insisting you use gender-neutral terms because we don’t know the waiter’s identity. Or praising a movie, only to have SJJ lecture you on the actor’s questionable past. And don’t even get us started on enjoying a band or song without knowing their entire history – SJJ will make sure you’re fully informed!

But the real fun begins when SJJ names her baby after a controversial figure. Our player couldn’t resist pointing out the potential backlash, leading to tears, drama, and a baby name change! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

So, are you the asshole for stirring the pot, or is SJJ just too extreme for her own good? Join our server and find out – just watch out for those passive-aggressive NPCs!

CraftyRedditorRage

controversial opinions, CraftyRedditorRage, downvotes, internet, Karma, keyboard warriors, memes, online arguments, Online Community, provoke, reddit, redditor, social media, trigger, trolling, upvotes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Join our Minecraft server and build a giant statue of a cat using only dirt blocks! Trust us, those Redditors will be fuming with jealousy when they see your epic creation. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want to be part of that spooky adventure? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

What is the IP for HankDaTank Minecraft Server?

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

HankDaTank is a popular YouTuber known for his gaming content, particularly in the NBA 2K series. With a large following, he has gained a reputation for his entertaining and informative videos on basketball gameplay and strategies. HankDaTank has also collaborated with other gaming personalities, further expanding his reach within the online gaming community.

MC Imagineers

Adventure, amusement park, ATTRACTIONS, Characters, Creative, Disney, disney world, Entertainment, family fun, FANTASY, Florida, Imagineers, magic kingdom, Orlando, parades, Resorts, RIDES, shows, Theme Park, vacation, Walt Disney, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to MC Imagineers! MC Imagineers is a server dedicated to replicating Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom and surrounding resorts at 1:1 scale. We pride ourselves on being as accurate as possible, adding every detail, and truly bringing the magic of the parks into the game. We are currently only open to staff/builders, so make sure to apply if you are interested! Just click the link to our server website and fill out the form! See ya real soon!

mcimagineers.my.pebble.host:25576

Foral Gaming

admins, Adventure, Anarchy, Community, creativity, Exploration, Foral Gaming, Fun, Gaming, Lag Machines, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Players, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Slots, Survival, Warez

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	4530	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

New server created just a week ago running almost the latest version of Minecraft, 10 slots as of right now (can be increased), currently 0 players playing so you can be the one influencing the direction of the server easily. Just please no lag machines, other than that, everything cool. No plugins, no admins, just fun all around. Also it’s NOT for warez as of right now (might change in the future).

fox.hostify.cz:58110

An Average SMP Server with a Hint of Vanilla, Java 1.21 and a side of Fabric, like Hermitcraft but invite-only!

AudioPlayer, Average, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, diverse player base, Dragon Elytra Drops, Fabric, Griefers, hermitcraft, high-quality community, Hint, InviteOnly, java, latest features, Nether, PVP Event, redstone engineer, respectful players, Server, Server Projects, Server protection, server updates, server-wide events, Side, Simple VoiceChat, small friendly group, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21
Whitelisted	Yes

Overview

Join Our Friendly Minecraft Community! Are you looking for a new place to build, explore, and make new friends? Look no further! Ordinary SMP might be just what you’re searching for. We boast a diverse player base from across the globe and you’re invited to join us!

FAQ

What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

Do you have grief protection measures in place?

Yes, although it’s a vanilla server, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers.

What mods are available on the server?

Some of the mods available on the server include BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more.

How can I join the server?

You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/cscWySYVeR

Are there any server-wide events or contests?

Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and maintain an enjoyable experience for all players.

What type of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for active and diverse players who are respectful and enjoy building, exploring, redstone engineering, or just love Minecraft.

Can I bring my friends to join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

aphrodite, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, digital art, drawn women, female beauty, female representation, goddess-like, irl women, Media portrayal, Minecraft, PALS, Perfection, physical appearance, PIXEL, rendered women, self esteem, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, unrealistic beauty standards, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hotter than real life women! Our female avatars are so stunning, they make Aphrodite jealous. Join us and experience a world where beauty knows no bounds and where even the blocky characters make heads turn.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pixel Goddess, who bestows blessings upon those who build the most epic structures. Rumor has it that those who impress her with their pixelated creations are granted special powers, like the ability to fly or summon rainbows.

So why settle for average when you can join a server where even the pixels are perfect? Come on in and see for yourself – who knows, you might just find love in a digital world!

Dawntrail Minecraft SMP: XIVG – Final Funny Fantasy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Animals Bred:	133
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Dragon Eggs Found:	3101	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you male midlanders out there! Our stocks are through the roof, just like our enthusiasm for building and exploring in this blocky world.

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got resources galore, Free Companies that will make you feel like royalty, and Linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming event, The Rising, is going to blow your mind with epic quests and rewards that will have you coming back for more. So why wait? Join us now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit in Minecraft, but who’s counting?).

CraftyMansion

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Animals Bred:	41
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Have you ever seen those fancy rich folks sipping on champagne and playing golf? Well, forget all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste your time on a boring old golf course when you could be building epic castles and battling dragons in our virtual world?

Our server is the perfect place for those who prefer pixelated adventures over pretentious pastimes. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh, whether it’s trolling each other with TNT traps or staging epic PvP battles.

And if you’re worried about not fitting in because you’re not rolling in dough, fear not! We welcome players of all backgrounds, from broke college students to retired grandmas. As long as you’re ready to have a good time, you’ll fit right in.

So say goodbye to stuffy country clubs and hello to our crazy Minecraft server! Who needs a fancy yacht when you can sail the high seas in a blocky pirate ship? Join us today and start living the high life… Minecraft style!

CraftyCreeperJewYorkAttack

anti-semitism, arrest, arrested, Attack, CraftyCreeperJewYorkAttack, criminal, extremism, Globalnews.ca, hate crime, investigation, Jews, law enforcement, new york, North America, plotting, québec, SECURITY, Terror suspect, Terrorism, threat, violence

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the real world craziness and dive into a virtual world of blocky fun! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy!

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. but be careful, there are also creepy creatures lurking in the shadows, like zombie llamas and skeleton cows.

our community is full of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves and have epic battles with giant mutant squids. we even have our own currency called “minecraft moolah” that you can use to buy rare items and power-ups.

so come join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy involving evil villagers and a plot to take over the minecraft universe. it’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some blocky adventures!