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ShortAt70kMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our crazy SMP where the currency is actually short shorts worth $70,000 each! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of fashion-obsessed pandas who only accept payment in the form of trendy clothing items.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and get ready for some seriously silly shenanigans!

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3336
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Votes:	5818	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mines Excavated:	1236

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Crops Grown:	3121
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

HYROMIA Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, creativity, Gaming, HYROMIA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchantments Applied:	128
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runes Activated:	3

The owner of the “HYROMIA” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hyromia.ru

ExeosCraft

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, anti-grief, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Optimization, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, safe space, smp, Stability, Strong Economy, Trailer Link., Zero Pay-To-Win

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	LGBTQ+ SMP
Server Age	Since June 2020
Map Size	35,000×35,000

Overview:

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Features:

Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

FAQ:

1. Are there any rules against hate speech?

ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players, and hate speech is not tolerated on our server.

2. Can I obtain donator perks without donating?

Yes, all donator perks are available through free, in-game means. We believe in fairness for all players.

3. How can I suggest a feature or update for the server?

You can join our Discord and suggest a feature in the suggestions channel. We value player input and strive to improve based on community feedback.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, ExeosCraft is a no-grief server. We prioritize a positive and collaborative community experience.

5. How often are updates and events held on the server?

We strive to have regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players. Stay tuned to our Discord for announcements.

Ethereal Realm Wilds 1.21.2

1.21.2, Arabs, compassion, data entry job, dearborn, Elite, Ethereal, global dominance, iraqui, jeet larper, jew, Midwest, Muslim, Oklahoma, racial politics, rational beings, Realm, rich whites, white race, Wilds

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Bro, join this Minecraft server for real tho. It’s like the white race but in Minecraft form, we out here dominating the game but also showing compassion to all players. Just like the rich whites in those 5 cities, we’re on top but also spreading the love to all the noobs in the Midwest and Oklahoma. Forget about those rich Arabs, we got Muslim players ballin’ out in Dearborn, it’s wild. Plus, our data entry job is to enter the world of blocks and build epic stuff, no cushy landlord needed. Don’t be a jew or jeet larper, just come vibe with us and see how we’re changing the game in the past 100 years. Let’s gooooo!

Tingles Minecraft SMP – EN ASMR Vtubers

#english speaking, asmr, discuss, discussion, Find, genre, Language, last stream, long tail, Menace Mamaki, Minecraft, ongoing streams, Previous thread, smp, STREAMS, Thread, tingles, Unofficial, useful information, Vtubers

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	176	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Potions Brewed:	176
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss the one and only Menace Mamaki and English-speaking VTubers who do ASMR! Join us as we embark on epic adventures in the virtual world, where we mine diamonds while listening to soothing whispers and tingles. Our last stream was so lit, even the Ender Dragon couldn’t handle it! Check out our ongoing streams for some ASMR goodness and join us in our quest to uncover the secrets of the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! So come on, join us and let’s make some virtual magic happen!

Sickmas Minecraft Server

#unwell, aita, baskets, Blame, chest infection, christmas, DAUGHTER, hyper-vigilant, Illness, Minecraft, mum, office, Parent, partner, selfish, Server, Sickmas, sister-in-law, stupid, supermarket, trolleys, wreath-making event

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting sick before Christmas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time as we embrace the holiday spirit with a twist – chest infections for everyone!

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good cough and sneeze, and where being “hyper-vigilant” about germs is a thing of the past. Forget about sanitizing your hands and avoiding trolleys, because here, we welcome all kinds of illnesses with open arms.

Join us as we celebrate Christmas in style, with a special wreath-making event where you can catch all the germs you want from your fellow players. And don’t worry about feeling like a terrible parent for being sick at the “wrong time,” because on our server, being sick is a badge of honor.

So come on over and join the fun – who needs a healthy holiday season when you can have a sick one instead? See you on the server, where chest infections are the new black!