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ShortAt70kMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our crazy SMP where the currency is actually short shorts worth $70,000 each! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of fashion-obsessed pandas who only accept payment in the form of trendy clothing items.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and get ready for some seriously silly shenanigans!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, Alternative, Anime, biden, BIZARRE, blocky, Campaign, Characters, comparison, election, fictional, Funny Valentine, Government, humor, jojo’s bizarre adventure, leadership, Manga, opinion, Politics, president, satire

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience a world where Funny Valentine is not only the president, but also the ruler of all things blocky and pixelated.

Picture this: instead of building boring old houses, you can construct giant monuments dedicated to Funny Valentine himself. Want to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are equipped with laser beams and can fly through the sky like majestic unicorns.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the Biden Creeper. This explosive creature has the power to turn anything it touches into a cornfield. Don’t worry, though, because our fearless leader Funny Valentine is always there to save the day with his stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Biden Creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Project AZOTH VS Hypixel

Adventure, Beta, community project, Custom Features, custom npcs, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Growing, Gyms, Immersive, interconnected world, MCMMO, Mini Games, mmo, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Pokemon series, PvE, role playing, Roleplay, Shadow Pokemon, Unique, virtual reality

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Hypixel	Project AZOTH
– Large player base	– Unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokemon series games
– Variety of minigames	– No Pay-2-Win practices
– Well-known and established server	– Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map
– Regular updates and events	– Interconnected world with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta
– Lootboxes and microtransactions	– Shadow Pokemon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum

FAQ

Question	Answer
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Project AZOTH.
Which server offers unique Pixelmon MMO?	Project AZOTH offers a unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokemon series games.
Which server follows a no Pay-2-Win policy?	Project AZOTH does not have any Pay-2-Win practices, unlike Hypixel.
Which server has a fully-featured Pixelmon Adventure Map?	Project AZOTH has a fully-featured Pixelmon Adventure Map.
Which server offers a Shadow Pokemon storyline?	Project AZOTH features a Shadow Pokemon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum.

Blocky Twitch Streams

Affiliate, anxiety, bill, blocky, covid lockdowns, Effort, Followers, Friends, income, MONEY, Positive, Productive, semi-passive income, Streamer, streaming, STREAMS, Struggle, twitch, Twitch Name, Viewers, worry

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	241	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Votes:	172	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3944
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. Our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted saddle. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft superstar with a loyal following of chickens cheering you on!

Anon’s Epic Fail Adventure: Minecraft Madness

#venting, Adventure, afraid, Anon, Anons, anxiety, bad day, Challenges, coping, emotions, Epic, Fail, fear, Frustration, just one, madness, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, overwhelmed, resilience, self-care, stress, Struggling, Support, those days

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Star Shards Collected:	56
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. A mansion made entirely of cake? Consider it built. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin. Just be sure to watch out for the ninja sheep lurking in the shadows… they’re known for their deadly karate chops.

CubeCadia: Where Minecraft dreams come true except for when you fall into a pit of creepers

CREEPERS, CubeCadia, dreams, Fall, Minecraft, Pit, True, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	979861	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magic Items Found:	6594	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4948	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Server Overview

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.19 – 1.20.5

Features Offered

Dungeons	This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs / bosses to fight!
Player Warps / Shops	Make your own shopping district or your own warp!
Custom Items	We offer over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items!
Custom Fishing	Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments
Custom Farming	Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms!
Custom Mining	Mining gives rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items
Rewards	Many reward systems such as daily, streak, and playtime rewards!
Daily Bosses	We have daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards!
Quests	We have daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests!
Jobs	Earn money from everyday tasks! Also progress job skill trees to unlock special loot
Cross Play	You can play our server on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation!

Links

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giivGl3huoo
Discord: https://discord.gg/cubecadia

FAQ

What version does the server support?

The server supports version 1.19 – 1.20.5.

What unique features does the server offer?

Some of the unique features include dungeons with custom items and mobs, player warps/shops, over 200 custom items, custom fishing and farming, custom mining with special rewards, daily bosses, quests, jobs, and cross-play compatibility.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address play.cubecadia.net and Bedrock Port 19132.

WalpurgisCraft: Where witches and creepers party all night long!

bonfires, celebration, community gatherings, costumes, CREEPERS, cultural event, dancing, fire festivals, folklore, Germanic festival, Long, May Day, night, night of the witches, outdoor festivities, pagan rituals, Party, Scandinavian customs, seasonal celebration, Spring Festival, Traditions, Walpurgis Night, WalpurgisCraft, Walpurgisnacht, witches

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting a move on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your pickaxe breaks from all the fun!

Multinational Minecraft Madness

American, Ancestry, Brazilian, Diverse, European, FINNISH, French, German, Global, heritage, International, lineage, madness, Minecraft, mixed, Monarchy, multicultural, Multinational, mutts, Regal, royal family, South American, Swedish

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Swedish royal family…who are actually a mix of French-Swedish-German-Finnish-Brazilian-American mutts! Talk about an international mix!

Join our server for a chance to build alongside royalty and experience the most diverse group of players you’ll ever meet. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of the royal corgis roaming around the virtual castle.

So why wait? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve played Minecraft with a royal family of mutts?

Fundings

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to Fundings! Fundings is a freshly released LifeSteal SMP server with unique features and professionally coded.

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DogCraft

1.20, Active, amazing, Bangla, bangladesh, bedrock, crossplay, Dogcraft, Economy, English, Friendly, Fun, java, Minecraft, Play.QenCraft.fun, QenCraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Animals Bred:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Towns Built:	2

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Grimwald SMP Java, Where Minecrafters Band Together to Accidentally Blow Up Their Creations, Join Us!

accidentally, Band, BLOW, Community, configs, Coreprotect, creations, Datapacks, Democracy, Discord, Events, Friendly, Grimwald, group projects, hard difficulty, java, Join, Minecraft, Minecrafters, Minigames, Plugins, Protection, quality of life, smp, Updates, vanilla server, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

About Us

We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.

Features:

Proximity Voicechat	Optional feature for players
Vanilla Tweaks Datapacks	Quality of life improvements
Coreprotect	Protects server against theft and griefing
Hard difficulty	Increased challenge for players
Democracy	Player voting on major decisions
Updates	New versions implemented quickly
Vanilla-like configs	TNT, rail, and carpet duping allowed
Friendly community	Welcoming atmosphere for all players
Minigames and events	Engaging activities for players
Group projects	Collaborative building opportunities
No pay to win	No advantages gained through payment

Apply Here:

Application Form

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by filling out the application form linked above. Once approved, you will receive the server information to connect.

Q: Are griefing and hacking allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to protect the server from griefers and hackers. Action will be taken against those who violate the rules.

Q: Can I use the proximity voicechat feature?

A: Yes, the proximity voicechat feature is optional for players to use if they wish to communicate with others in-game.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: We aim to maintain a vanilla-like experience with some quality of life improvements. However, certain exploits may be restricted to ensure fair play for all players.