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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5447 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Star Shards Collected: | 62 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 54 |
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