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SweepyCraft: Where even the creepers need a nap!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	82	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9327
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3384
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	120254

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, buckle up buttercup because our server is here to wake you up with a bang!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and flying pigs (yes, you read that right). Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering therapy after visiting us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its hooves. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky where gravity is just a suggestion?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 196182791

Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, Communication, Community, Digital, forum, hello, Identity, Interaction, internet, Message, Mystery, No. 196182791, ONLINE, Party, post, query, question.., response, Server, Thread, unknown

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Enchantments Applied:	252
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2297	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

and welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a flying pig that will guide you to your first quest – to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the volcano of doom. But be careful, because the volcano is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

Once you’ve conquered the volcano, you can head to our disco party island where you can dance the night away with our resident creeper DJ. And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army who will ride into battle with you against the evil zombie horde. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret enchanted llama sanctuary hidden in the clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Onyan’s Writing Shack – /wg/ Server

adventure novels, Archive, bakers, beating up Bae, Crafty, evil women, fanfiction, fanfiction writing, FANTASY, fighting Nene, greentext, Onyans, Rentry, Ryona, script, Server, Shack, SMUT, Stories, three years, Vtuber, VTuber fanfiction, Writing, Writing General, writing thread

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Void Armor Forged:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Our stories range from epic adventures to spicy smut that will make your diamond sword stand at attention. Dive into our archive of three years’ worth of tales that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Ever wanted to fight Nene in a battle for the ages? Or maybe you dream of beating up Bae and asserting your dominance? We’ve got it all, plus evil women who will make you rethink your alliances.

Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where anything is possible. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world of creeper explosions and zombie pigmen? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let your imagination run wild!

FanCraft: The Server Where Even the Fans Get Excited!

airflow, Cooling, cooling solution, cooling system, electronics, energy efficiency, Engineering, Excited, fan speed, FanCraft, Fans, innovation, Mechanics, Overheating, performance optimization, Product Design, Server, shiftup, Technology, temperature control, thermal management, user experience, ventilation

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Well, look no further because ShiftUp has got you covered!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is so epic that even Notch himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! Legend has it that he was so impressed with our building competitions that he decided to turn on his fans just to cool off from the excitement!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most insane parkour courses you’ll ever come across in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to conquer our parkour challenges, only to rage quit after falling into a pit of lava for the tenth time!

So what are you waiting for? Join ShiftUp today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Steve riding a pig or stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of creeper bodyguards. The possibilities are endless!

SquatCraft: Where even the Olympics can’t evict us!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Star Shards Collected:	118
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

🌟🌈 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Olympic torch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with French police evictions, abandoned bus company headquarters, and 450 squatters living their best blocky lives.

🚓 Imagine the chaos as the police storm in, evicting squatters left and right while you mine for diamonds in peace. Who needs the Olympics when you have this level of drama happening right in your virtual backyard?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Bring your whole family – we’ve got 20 children and 50 women ready to join the fun! Plus, at least ten children are already enrolled in local schools, so you know education is a top priority on our server.

🏰 Don’t miss out on the action – join now before the next eviction sweeps through and shakes things up again. Who knows, maybe the squatters will build their own virtual city next time! 😉

📹 Check out the vid for a sneak peek of the chaos, and read the full article for all the juicy details. This server is so wild, even RT News is covering it! #MinecraftMadness

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RedditCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of Reddit going public and join a community of epic gamers who are too busy building virtual worlds to worry about real life drama.

Join us and experience a world where you can ride llamas into battle, build castles in the sky, and fight off zombie hordes with diamond swords. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine wants to hang out with us!

Forget about the dumpster fire that is Reddit, and come join us for some blocky adventures that will make you forget all your worries. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who just want to spread joy and explosions to all who join.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Reddit behind and come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you never want to log off. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

OklaMinecraft: Where Everyone Wins (Except the Creepers)

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the state of Oklahoma reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is located in the magical land of Oklahoma, where the rivers flow with diamonds and the trees are made of emeralds. Who wouldn’t want to build their Minecraft empire in such a wondrous place? – The legendary players on our server are known far and wide for their unstoppable building skills and their ability to tame even the wildest of Minecraft creatures. Join them and become a hero in your own right! – Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the Oklahoma landscape, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches? – And let’s not forget about our mind-blowing events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races to epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the adventure of a lifetime on our Oklahoma-themed Minecraft server and see why Oklahoma truly wins in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Patriot Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets American history!

America, American, American dream, American values, Crafty, cultural heritage, Democracy, equality, founding principles, freedom, heritage, History, Justice, Kingdom, meets, Minecraft, national identity, Nostalgia, past, Patriot, patriotism, pride, progress, tradition, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ores Mined:	4742
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!

Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!

Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server has a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!

MarineCraft: Booty Bay – Pirate Adventures Await!

3rd Generation girls band, Adventures, Ahoy, Ai Wana be Junky MV, Await, Bay, Bishoujo Muzai Pirates MV, BOOTY, Clips and other stuff, hololive, Houshou Marine, I’m Your Treasure Box MV, Koisuru fortune cookie cover, Lolikami Cover, Marine Shukkou MV, MarineCraft, Pirate, Sankisei medley, SHINKIRO MV, Showa Song Festival, SKDW Hibiki Radio, The Second World Trailer, tiktok, twitter, Umisea MV, Unison

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because THIS SERVER is the place to be!

Join us for 3rd Generation girls band 3D live concert, where the zombies are the backup dancers and the skeletons play the drums.

Explore the Second World Trailer with us, where you can ride on Ender Dragons and battle the Endermen in an epic showdown.

And don’t miss out on the Marine Shukkou Full version event, where you can build your own pirate ship and sail the high seas with Captain Houshou Marine herself!

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and let the craziness begin!

SubsCraft: Where Paying to Play is the New Normal

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7078	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even unicorn poop. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally INSANE Minecraft adventure!