Shortest Route Analysis Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrannyGoneWild Minecraft Server

911, aita, ambulance, bruise, concussion, danger, Decision making, Driving, er, Fall, family, grandmother, GrannyGoneWild, head injury, Kids, medical professional, MIL, Minecraft, NICU RN, Nurse, Server, Stairs, swelling

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall down any stairs in the dark wearing a cpap! Unlike some people’s MILs, we prioritize safety first! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement – just make sure to watch your step, especially if you’re wearing a cpap.

We offer the most thrilling experiences, like navigating stairs in the dark without a cpap, driving to the ER in the middle of the night, and arguing with nurses and wives about the best course of action. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ice packs and Tylenol to go around!

Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen – from planning a week-long visit with your MIL after a staircase mishap to debating whether or not it’s safe for your kids to ride with her. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the chaos begin – just remember to buckle up (or at least hold onto the railing)!

FriendZoneInheritanceWars

children, Conflict, disagreement, emotions, Estate Planning, family, finances, FriendZoneInheritanceWars, gold digger, House, inheritance choices, Logic, Marriage, notary, older kids, Spouse, stepchildren, UNFAIR, vulnerable, Will, younger kids

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Just like Irene and Carl’s complicated marriage, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you side with Irene and fight for what’s right, or will you join Carl in his quest for logical decision-making (even if it means angering your friends)?

With equal inheritance for all players (just like Carl’s plan for his kids), you’ll never have to worry about unfair treatment. But be warned, just like Carl’s older kids, there may be some players who don’t see eye to eye with you.

So, come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over virtual inheritance rights. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

BlockyBootyFartEscape

anatomy, awkward, big ass, BlockyBootyFartEscape, body function, buttocks, CHEEKS, digestion, EMBARRASSING, Escape, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Humorous, longer, Noisy, Release, Smelly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Animals Bred:	180	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a giant chicken with a rainbow afro! we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub made entirely of lava. our community is so friendly, they will give you free hugs and cookies made by a unicorn chef. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so come on, join us and let your big ass cheeks take longer to let the fart escape in the most epic minecraft server of all time!

CraftyFoodiesMC

anxiety, brain changes, brain chemistry, brain structure, CraftyFoodiesMC, depression, diet quality, eating habits, Food, health, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neuroscience, nutrition, poor diet, psychological effects, research, study, Volunteers, well-being

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	55	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ores Mined:	2775
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE EATING A POOR QUALITY DIET BUT IN A GOOD WAY! JOIN US AND GET BRAIN CHANGES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN A BLOCKY WONDERLAND OF HAPPINESS! OUR 30 VOLUNTEERS HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER AND NOW THEY CAN’T STOP BUILDING CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT! #BLOCKYHAPPINESS #ZOMBIESLOVECARROTS

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOK, donates, minecraft server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

l5og.vanillaboxmc.ru

Industrial Earth: Renaissance – Vanilla Roleplay meets Geopolitical Chaos

Austria, borders, Chaos, Cities, Citizens, Community, Diplomacy, Earth, Faction, Features, France, gameplay, Geopolitical, Holy Roman Empire, Industrial, Leaders, meets, Nations, new friends, ottoman empire, power struggle, Renaissance, Roleplay, russia, Sieges, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Industrial Earth Minecraft Server

Features
Dynmap
War & Diplomacy
Sieges
Roleplay
16th Century World Map
Suggestion Chat for New Features
Nations like Ottoman Empire, Austria, France, Russia, etc.
Power Struggle in the Holy Roman Empire

Join now at https://discord.gg/6W3JqmRhgr

World Map: http://212.192.29.86:25604

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I roleplay as a leader of a nation?	Yes, you can roleplay as the leader of many nations, including historical ones like Ottoman Empire, Austria, France, etc.
Are there wars and diplomacy in the server?	Yes, players can engage in wars, border clashes, diplomacy, and sieges as part of the gameplay.
Is there a world map available?	Yes, the server has a dynmap to keep track of cities, borders, and nations on the 16th-century world map.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, there is a suggestion chat where you can recommend new features to be added to the server.
What activities can I expect besides faction gameplay?	Players can also participate in other games from time to time within the community to enjoy various activities.

CraftyBiz Minecraft Server

astute entrepreneur, business acumen, business brilliance, business excellence, business genius, business mastery, Business Success, CraftyBiz, flawless business record, flawless career, flawless track record, impeccable business decisions, Minecraft, savvy businessman, Server, strategic decision making, successful entrepreneur

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers run by peasants who couldn’t make a good business decision if their lives depended on it? Well, fear not, because on our server, our owner has never made a bad business move in his entire life! That’s right, he’s like the Steve Jobs of Minecraft servers, except he actually knows how to treat his players right.

Join us and experience a world where every decision is a good one, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers apologize for blowing up your house. Our owner is so good at business that he once traded a single dirt block for a stack of diamonds. True story.

So if you want to play on a server where the owner is a business genius and the players are treated like royalty, then come join us. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about making deals and building empires in the world of Minecraft.

FruitCraft: Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Blood, children, devil fruit abilities, devil fruit users, devil fruits, fruitcraft, generation, genetic transfer, genetics, Minecraft, no weaknesses, perfect being, QUIRKS, Server, transfer abilities, weaknesses

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	220	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5061	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Welcome to our Minecraft server where devil fruit abilities are taken to a whole new level! Not only do you get epic powers like shooting fireballs or turning into a giant, but you can also pass down these abilities to your Minecraft children! Imagine creating a whole family of unstoppable warriors with crazy devil fruit powers.

But wait, it gets even better. Rumor has it that if you combine certain devil fruit abilities, you can create the ultimate being with no weaknesses. Picture a Minecraft player who can fly, breathe underwater, and shoot lasers out of their eyes. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and see what kind of genetic madness you can create with devil fruit powers. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to unlock the secret to breeding the perfect Minecraft warrior. See you in the game!

ShedLifeMIL_NOPE

95 degrees, caring wife, Dangerous, Daughters, disability, extension cord, Fan, feasibility, homelessness, insulation, lack of space, lack of ventilation, Legality, mother-in-law, psychological issues, relative living, rent chip-in, shed living, ShedLifeMIL_NOPE, small house, texas

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the Texas heat and turn sheds into luxurious living spaces! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge as you try to make your shed home cozy and comfortable, just like our player’s mother-in-law.

With no electricity or insulation, you’ll have to get creative with extension cords and fans to beat the heat. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and your shed-dwelling dreams.

Who needs a fancy house when you can live in a shed with all the rustic charm and ventilation issues you could ever want? Join now and show off your survival skills in the most outrageous way possible!

LeyenCraft: The Center Holds

Center, current events, DECLARATION, Democracy, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, Government, holds, leadership, LeyenCraft, nationalism, opposition, Politics, resistance, Speech, Stability, Statement, Surge, Unity, von der Leyen

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of craziness? well, lemme tell u bout this one server that’s like, the center of all the craziness, man. von der Leyen herself declared it, so u know it’s gotta be good.

there’s, like, this surge of far-right players taking over Europe, but don’t worry, they’re all just here to have a good time and play some minecraft. it’s like a party up in here, with all the chaos and fun u could ever want.

join us on this server and be a part of the madness. build crazy structures, battle it out with other players, and just have a blast. von der Leyen said it herself, this server is where it’s at. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!