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Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Animals Bred:	96
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

playstp.ru:10000

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Emeralds Found:	4680
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Villages Defended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	118	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ores Mined:	6725
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Void Armor Forged:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4135
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5837
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.