LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DONKEYS FOR DAYS, JUST LIKE RUSSIA’S ARMY! WE GOT DONKEY RACES, DONKEY ARMIES, DONKEY EVERYTHING! WHO NEEDS CARS WHEN YOU GOT DONKEYS, AMIRITE? PLUS, WE GOT SECRET UNDERGROUND DONKEY FIGHT CLUBS, SHHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE! COME JOIN DA FUN AND RIDE A DONKEY INTO BATTLE, YEEHAW!
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DonkeyCraft: Russia’s FleetFAIL
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EggcellentCraft Minecraft Server
agriculture, avian influenza, bird flu, Crisis, Demand, EggcellentCraft, eggs, export, Farming, Food Industry, Import, international trade, Livestock, market, Minecraft, outbreak, Poultry, production, Server, Shortage, Supply, turkey, united statesOMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more eggs than a turkey on steroids! We got 33 million lbs. of eggs, y’all! And it’s all thanks to our secret partnership with the turkey mafia. They’re supplying us with eggs like there’s no tomorrow, all because of some bird flu outbreak. But don’t worry, our eggs are flu-free and ready for you to build the most egg-citing creations in the Minecraft universe. So come on down and join the egg-stravaganza, where the yolks are always on us! -
Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis
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Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution
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CarCraft Minecraft Server
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