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Short XRP Minecraft SMP

speculative trading, market trends, digital assets, cryptocurrency, stock market

Are you tired of being a broke Minecraft player, constantly scrounging for resources and living in a dirt hut? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save your pixelated life! Join us and watch as your virtual bank account grows faster than a creeper about to explode. Our server is so rich, even the diamonds are wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Treasure Pig, a rare mob that drops emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Treasure Pig, it will lead you to a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and golden apples galore.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and visit our resident lava llama, Larry? He’s a bit of a hothead, but he’s got a heart of gold (or maybe obsidian, who knows). Larry loves to challenge players to parkour races across pools of lava, with the winner taking home a chest full of rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start stacking those virtual Benjamins like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real-life financial advice when you’ve got a virtual empire to build?

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Short Fat Goblin Minecraft SMP

Goblin, discrimination, Minecraft, societal norms, body size

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? Look no further, because our server is filled with more chaos than a creeper convention!

Join us and you’ll find a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and the villagers have formed a secret society that controls the economy (shh, don’t tell anyone).

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a dragon that tells terrible jokes. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those short fat goblins – they’re everywhere!

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Where’s Whiteline Anon and His Profitable Short Positions? Minecraft SMP

Disappointment, whiteline anon, Whiteline, Revenge, stock market

Are you tired of losing money in the stock market because of shady characters like whiteline anon? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to escape the chaos of Wall Street and start making some serious virtual cash!

Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to track down whiteline anon and his dastardly short positions. Will you uncover his secret lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear? Or will you team up with other players to take him down once and for all?

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, participate in wacky minigames, and even run your own virtual business. Who needs the stock market when you can become a virtual millionaire in our crazy Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Just watch out for those sneaky short sellers…

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Manlet Minecraft SMP – Stupid, Unattractive, and Not…

short, discrimination, height-related discrimination, height prejudice, stupid

Are you tired of being a manlet in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where being short is actually an advantage!

In our world, being a manlet means you have super speed, can jump higher than anyone else, and can fit into tiny spaces to escape danger. Plus, you’ll be the cutest player on the server, guaranteed to steal everyone’s hearts.

But that’s not all! As a manlet, you’ll also receive special disability benefits in the form of diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and a pet dragon to ride into battle. Who needs height when you have all that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show the world that being a manlet is actually the best thing ever!

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Life Finds a Way

Chunk claiming, Community, minecraft server, Events, short

Life Finds a Way is an ever changing, season-based survival server, meaning every 6 months there’s new and novel things for players to experience. We are a new Minecraft server looking for a dedicated community of players.The current season is PvE based QOL. In the future we plan to host PvP seasons, as well. Our staff team is always open to questions, concerns, and suggestions, which are available for players to give anytime in our Discord. We aim to run a friendly, safe for all ages community.

LFaW has always prided itself on short, easy-to-read rule lists. Read the full list in our Discord or the Rule Book in the server! – PG chat, name, and build rules. – No griefing or stealing. – Chunk claiming for keeping your stuff safe! – Safe and fair PvP and event rules.

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Would you rather Minecraft SMP

proportions, Preferences, body image, body confidence, size matters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and laughing your way through crazy adventures with a community of like-minded players.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The player had to engage in a hilarious dance-off with the chicken to claim the loot. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with other players to defeat the Pigman King in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

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Shorty’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Shortys, rejection issues, social interactions, short, Server

Are you tired of being harassed by femcels who think they can lower your standards just because you’re a 5’3 manlet? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky femcels! Join us and build your own kingdom where height doesn’t matter and femcels are banned for life. Who needs love when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company? Say no to femcels and yes to a blocky paradise where you can be the king of your own world. Join now and leave those femcels in the dust where they belong!

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The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

hurtful, discrimination, Riddle, Black, prejudice

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

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Short Haired Girl Minecraft Server

virtual sex, girl, adult fantasy, green eyes, Minecraft

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up and experience something truly wild and unpredictable? Well, look no further because on our server, you can create your own short-haired girl with green eyes and watch her get into all sorts of crazy shenanigans!

Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anons, Minecraft, memory jog, middle aged, 90s style art

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can play alongside a short, stocky, middle-aged businessman who looks like he’s about to kidnap a JK (jokingly, of course)? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by our balding businessman character, who is always up to some crazy antics. Whether he’s building a skyscraper out of diamonds or organizing a prank war with the other players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this businessman has a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, join our server and embark on a wild adventure with our mysterious businessman character. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into!

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