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MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8191
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
New Chunks Explored:	97553	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

BadGuyVictim27

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mines Excavated:	3435
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	29
Enchantments Applied:	183	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!