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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7075 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 851763 |
| Crops Grown: | 8959 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
