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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2707 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 371 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 177 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally spawned a giant pink unicorn that went on a rampage, destroying everything in its path. But instead of freaking out, our players banded together and tamed the unicorn, turning it into a majestic mount that they rode into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the kind of shenanigans you can expect on our server.
So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old MMOs and immerse yourself in a world of chaos and laughter, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you? Join now and let the insanity begin!