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ShortAt70kMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7141	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our crazy SMP where the currency is actually short shorts worth $70,000 each! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of fashion-obsessed pandas who only accept payment in the form of trendy clothing items.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and get ready for some seriously silly shenanigans!

Shaolin

Casual, Discord, Economy, ELYTRA, epic builds, friendly community, HARD, Harder Vanilla Survival, Hardmode, Land claiming, large biomes, Largebiomes, no cheating, No Griefing, No hacking, No Spamming, pvp allowed, Regular Backups, respectful players, shaolin, Small, Smallcommunity, Survival, survival minecraft, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Villager Trade Rebalance

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Void Gems Collected:	25
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Harder Vanilla Survival. Give yourself a tougher challenge and meet some awesome friends along the way. We’re a small group of people from around the world that like to play survival minecart and have fun together. Join us!

What makes Shaolin unique?– Large Biomes with reduce structure generation in the overworld. (Strongholds, Spawners, Nether, and End remain unchanged)– New 1.21 villager trade rebalance active.– Do what you want. Build Farms, have a store, fight the Ender Dragon, fly with Elytra.

Pop in to say hello and look around. If you like what you see, then go find some land and build a home! The goal is to create a server full of honest friends, epic builds, an economy, and a place of dreams. Come show off your building skills, meet new friendly people, and play some Survival Minecraft. Come to Shaolin!

Don’t forget to join the Discord. As a protection against griefing, the server is backed up regularly.

Rules-Do not Hack, Cheat, Xray, Grief, Spam, Steal, or otherwise annoy us or you will be banned Please be respectful and clean up after yourselfPvP is allowed but only if both players are willing

shaolin.landoscloud.com

The Land of Stealing Wishes – Not So Vanilla Edition

Account.., Community, crystal, Dedicated, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Join, Land, LifeSteal, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PvP, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Server Rules, Start, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, Wishes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Star Shards Collected:	169
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

WishSteal SMP Server Overview

Server Name	WishSteal SMP
Server Type	Lifesteal
Joining Requirement	Real Account Only
Rules	Griefing and stealing allowed; crystal PvP not allowed
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/zRvsEdMp

FAQ

Q: When will the server start?

A: The server will start when we reach about 10-15 members.

Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, all the rules can be found in the smp-rules channel in the Discord server linked above.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for both average players and dedicated players who are willing to commit to the server.

CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

#Intention, Calculated, conniving, Crafty, CraftyPlan, Cunning, Deception, Deliberate, entire time, hidden agenda., Manipulation, Minecraft, Plan, Plot, Premeditated, purposeful, scheme, scheming, Server, strategic planning, strategy, ulterior motive

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	5969
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀

CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

14/88, assblasted, Board, Chud, CraftyNazi, cucked, Dead, FAGGOT, Guide, hitler, Humanity, Janny, jew, Lies, Minecraft, New Golden Age, Posts, Rise, Server, spirit, tranny, Victory, white race

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Divine Spears Created:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

addiction, Attention, Babysitting, college, compromise, Conversation, Exams, exhaustion, family, free babysitting, nephew, NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, screen time, sibling conflict, single mother, studying, time consuming, TV

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	8630	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!

Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

LifeSucksMC Server

Adversity, bitter truths, Challenges, coming to terms with reality, coping with disappointment, difficult experiences, Disappointment, disillusionment, disillusionment with life, facing setbacks, finding out the hard way, harsh reality, harsh truths, life sucks, LifeSucksMC, negative outlook, painful lessons, realization, Server, Struggle, tough times, unpleasant surprises

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7895	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Are you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?

MineCraftJobSwitcher

Burnout, conflicts with coworkers, constant stress, declining performance, feeling stagnant, feeling unappreciated, feeling underpaid, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of challenge, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of support from management, low morale, micromanagement, MineCraftJobSwitcher, no room for advancement, poor work-life balance, toxic work environment

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	2739
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone else’s base? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Then it’s time to join our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to ask for building tips. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Quit your day job and come join us on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHate, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, RETALIATION, retaliatory strikes, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Yemen

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch retaliatory strikes against houthis backed by iran!! build your own bunker and defend against incoming missiles! team up with israeli forces and take down the enemy with epic explosions and intense battles! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!!

HodeidahBoomCraft

breaking news, civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, evacuation, explosions, Hodeidah, HodeidahBoomCraft, humanitarian crisis, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Rebel forces, Saudi Arabia, united nations, violence, War, Western coast, Yemen, Yemeni government

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Farms Harvested:	286	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

come join our minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun and laughter! we have so much chaos and craziness, you’ll think you’ve been transported to a land of pure insanity!

our spawn point is like a war zone, with explosions going off left and right. but don’t worry, it’s just our way of welcoming you to the server!

we have custom mini-games like “TNT tag” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes in your face. it’s a blast…literally!

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yep, you heard that right. we have pigs that can fly around the server, dropping presents and causing mischief wherever they go.

so come on down to our explosive paradise and join in on the madness! who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

CraftingLand: Where Every Landing is a Takeoff

air travel, aircraft, Airline (Industry), airports, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation operations, aviation safety, aviation success, aviation trends, CraftingLand, equal numbers, flight management, flight operations, flight statistics, great year, Landing, Pilots, Safety, successful landings, takeoff, takeoffs, travel industry

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6210	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, the best thing ever. like, you spawn in and suddenly you’re in the middle of this crazy airport where all the planes are made out of blocks.

you can like, build your own plane and fly around the server, but here’s the catch – you gotta have the same number of successful landings as takeoffs. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, man.

but wait, there’s more. there’s this legendary pilot who flies around on a giant chicken, and if you can catch him, he’ll give you a special diamond sword that can one-shot any mob.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the admins hang out and throw crazy parties. if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

so like, come join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.