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Melio SMP: Where we walk uphill both ways in the snow with no shortcuts 1.20.4

1.20.4, Builder, Community, Custom World Generation, Discord, east asia timezones, Events, Experience, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, java, Longevity, Map, Melio, Minigames, Plugins, Resets, rules, Semi Vanilla, shortcuts, smp, Snow, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Uphill, walk, Ways, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	168
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Server Type	Whitelisted, Semi-vanilla
Version	Java 1.20.4
Plugins	Minimal plugins, TerraformGenerator
Launch Date	23 March 2024

FAQ

1. What are the server features?

– No teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO

– Events and minigames

– Permanent Map with no resets

– Custom World Generation using TerraformGenerator

2. What is the server’s focus?

The server focuses on playing together as a community in a chill and inclusive environment.

3. Are there specific timezones for events?

Events on the server will revolve around east asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

4. How can I apply to join the server?

Interested players can apply through the server’s Discord channel at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

MilfCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ass, desire, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, jerk off, Kinky, lustful, Mature, Milf, MilfCraft, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Server, sexual pleasure, teasing, tits, voyeurism

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1679
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “WTF” in the best way possible? Look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness the most epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers. Want to see a cow riding a pig while wearing a top hat? We’ve got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary MILF whose tits and ass are the talk of the town. Want to see her in all her blocky glory? Then come on down and join the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your eyes too). Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

CraftyCoderz – Minecraft Server

3v4l, accessibility, app development, beginner resources, codesandbox, CraftyCoderz, CSS, design resources, electron, Eloquent JavaScript, flexbox, flutter, go, Google Guides, Grid, Help, html, java tutorial, JavaScript, javascript tutorial, jsfiddle, MDN, Minecraft, newsletters, PHP tutorial, progress tracking, project progress updates, Python, React Native, Repository, responsive design, scraper, Server, server guides, The Odin Project, web development, Website

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	New Chunks Explored:	342906
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We offer free beginner resources to get started with HTML, CSS, and JS because who needs diamonds when you can have coding skills, am I right?

Our server is like a virtual coding bootcamp, with guides from Google, Mozilla, and even a modern introduction to JavaScript that will have you coding like a pro in no time. And don’t worry about backend languages, we’ve got tutorials for PHP, Java, Python, and even Go because why limit yourself to just one language when you can learn them all?

But that’s not all! We have design resources, server guides, and weekly newsletters to keep you up to date on all the latest tech trends. And if you ever need help, just create an example and post the link on our server. We’ve got your back!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds by day and code for world domination by night? Plus, our virtual coding bootcamp is way cooler than any in-game loot you’ll find. Join us now and level up your coding skills while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, breaking up, communication problems, compatibility, fear of dogs, Minecraft, Personal preferences, pet adoption, pet allergies, pet boundaries, pet compatibility, pet compromise, pet ownership, pet ownership boundaries, pet phobias, pet preferences, pet responsibilities, pet training, pet ultimatums, puppylove, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about surprise pets showing up in your house. No Golden Retrievers here, just friendly Creepers and Endermen ready to blow your mind (literally)!

Our server is the perfect place for dog haters to unite and build a world where dogs are just pixels on a screen. No need to worry about overcoming your fear of dogs, because in our world, you can avoid them altogether.

So why wait? Join our server and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a world where the only thing you need to fear is running out of diamonds. See you in the blocky world!

Dad’s Third Wedding No-Show

Dads, NoShow, Wedding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Falling into the Void:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Are you tired of boring weddings where people actually show up? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza where the bride tosses out all traces of the groom’s ex-wife, including letters for their children’s milestones. Watch as drama unfolds and family members run away to avoid the awkwardness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy family dynamics, tense relationships, and a whole lot of unresolved anger. Will you be the one to bring peace to this chaotic virtual world?

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous wedding event in Minecraft history. Who needs a perfect wedding when you have all this drama to enjoy? See you there!

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

accountant, Actor, Bartender, Chef, comedian, dj, Doctor, Event Planner, graphic designer, Lawyer, Minecraft, musician, painter, personal trainer, photographer, salesperson, Server, social media manager, Teacher, TipsyCraft, uber driver, Video editor, Writer

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can stumble your way to success in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and discover the only place where being drunk can actually help you excel – Minecraft!

Imagine mining for diamonds while slurring your words and building intricate structures with the precision of a tipsy architect. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their skills while under the influence – because who needs sobriety when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate drunken Minecraft master. Just remember, the more you drink, the better you build! Cheers to that!

Block Therapy: Digging Deeper

advice, BLOCK, coping strategies, Deeper, Digging, emotional well being, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self-care, Support, Therapy, useful

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Potions Brewed:	65	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have a creeper blow up your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against those pesky creepers – therapy llamas! That’s right, these llamas are trained in the art of relaxation and will soothe your stress away with their calming presence. Join our server today and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to peace of mind, all thanks to our trusty therapy llamas. So come on over and let these fluffy friends guide you to a happier, creep-free existence in the world of blocks and pixels.

FrozenAssetTap-Ukraine50B

asset seizure, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, economic assistance, economic sanctions, financial aid, financial support, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetTapUkraine50B, G-7, G7 Summit, Geopolitics, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, Peacebuilding, Political Agreements, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got crazier stories than G-7 tryna tap into frozen Russian assets for $50 billion to give to Ukraine! That’s right, we’re out here making international moves while also building the sickest pixel art you’ve ever seen.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster. We’ve got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion, and our PvP battles are more intense than a showdown between Herobrine and Notch.

Plus, our admin team is so lit, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we’ve got one that turns all the pigs into flying bacon bombers. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the server where anything is possible, and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing our way to victory!

NathanCraft: Jon’s Alter Ego

abbreviation, Alter, Common Knowledge, confusion, Ego, full name, Identity, identity crisis, Jonathan, Jons, moniker, name origin, names, nathan, NathanCraft, Nickname, online identity, personal information, pseudonym, real name, short form, short name, user name, username

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5924	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS WHERE YOU GO TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE AS DUMB AS YOUR USERNAME SUGGESTS. WE HAVE A SPECIAL MINIGAME WHERE YOU CAN TEST YOUR BRAIN CELLS BY SOLVING RIDICULOUS PUZZLES. IF YOU FAIL, YOU GET TURNED INTO A MINECRAFT PIG AND HAVE TO OINK YOUR WAY TO VICTORY. JOIN US IF YOU DARE TO EMBRACE THE STUPIDITY!

PlatoPartyCraft

ancient greece, Ancient text, archaeology, burial place, Details, discovery, Excavation, Experts, final evening, Greek, History, Mystery, PHILOSOPHER, philosophy, Plato, PlatoPartyCraft, research, scholars, Socrates, Tomb, writings

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Crops Grown:	4788	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Farms Harvested:	853
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da lost city of atlantis but in minecraft form. we got ancient texts dat reveal all da secrets of plato’s burial place and final evening. like, u can dig for buried treasure and uncover ancient artifacts while u build ur own epic empire. plus, rumor has it dat plato himself haunts da server at night, so u gotta be brave to join. but hey, if u wanna experience sumthin truly outta dis world, den dis server is da place for u. come join us and embark on da adventure of a lifetime!