short people Minecraft Servers

Short People

  • Time Warp Heights

    Time Warp Heights

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShortyLivesLonger – Minecraft SMP

    ShortyLivesLonger – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your virtual life! We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, and if you find a rainbow sheep, it will grant you three wishes! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how epic is that?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot, it’s just for show). And every full moon, we have a massive party where all the mobs come to dance and play music together.

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LowkeyAirBoost

    LowkeyAirBoost

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Want a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a bat wearing a jetpack! And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your ears. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin! Remember, short people have slightly more air because of a slightly lower altitude… or something like that.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShortyChillCraft

    ShortyChillCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    u ever been in a shower and felt like u were in the arctic tundra? well, on this server, short people get the ultimate challenge – evaporative cooling effects that make showers colder for them! join us if u wanna experience the thrill of shivering in a virtual shower! who needs warm water anyway? come join us for the ultimate icy adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UnderboobCraft: ShortKingsHQ

    UnderboobCraft: ShortKingsHQ

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where it’s all about underboob for the short kings and queens! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a pig named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, eating some grass, when suddenly he was whisked away to our server. And you know what he found? A land of endless adventure, where pigs can fly and cows can dance the cha-cha!

    But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. And did I mention the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines? Yeah, it’s lit.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the underboob reign supreme! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AnonCraft Server 80352931

    AnonCraft Server 80352931

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server. That’s right, llamas! They have their own llama king and llama queen who rule with an iron hoof. If you want to be a part of their llama army, you better start mining for llama wool and carrots ASAP.

    But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that no one has ever been able to find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the one to finally uncover the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bow down to the llama king and watch out for those killer chickens!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RedPillCraft Minecraft Server

    RedPillCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just all about memes, it’s also incredibly useful. Need advice on building the perfect castle? We got you covered. Want to learn how to survive a creeper attack? We’ll teach you all the tricks. Our community of anime drawfags will help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

    And if you don’t join our server, well, we can’t guarantee what will happen. You might end up buying a macbook air m3 and it’ll be all our fault. So don’t risk it, come join us for the most meme-tastic and useful Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StepSisCarDrama

    StepSisCarDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a messy car shared by siblings? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is: the messier, the better!

    We promise a wild ride just like the backseat of that car – stained seats, scattered backpacks, and drama galore. Take on the role of the sibling who’s fed up with cleaning up after everyone else and drive off in a rage, leaving your stepsister behind.

    But beware, just like in real life, consequences may follow! Your stepdad might call you out for your behavior, just like our admins will keep you in check. Are you ready for the ultimate messy Minecraft experience? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NatoCraft Minecraft Server

    NatoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join this epic minecraft server where biden is the ultimate defender of nato!! he’s like a superhero but in blocky pixel form!! watch as he hosts summit leaders and battles evil mobs with his trusty diamond sword!! join now to witness the most epic showdowns and build the craziest creations with biden by your side!! who needs superheroes when you have biden in minecraft?!?! join now for the most epic adventure of your life!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Block Breakers: Ukrane70

    Block Breakers: Ukrane70

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can be like a Ukrainian soldier breakin’ through after bein’ fully encircled for 70 days? Yea, dat’s right, u can be a total bad-ass survivin’ against all odds in dis server. Build yer own fortress, gather resources, and fight off dem creepers like a true warrior. Plus, we got special events where u can reenact epic battles and show off yer skills. So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP