Short Notice MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoBabysitNoCraft

NoBabysitNoCraft, Manipulation, Help, Neighbour, concussion

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

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ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, leave work early, Time management, sick, short notice

Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

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WeddingInkNoThanks

WeddingInkNoThanks, tattoo supplies, tattoo stencil, Wedding, wedding day tattoo

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take wedding gifts to a whole new level! Imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you get a request to tattoo the bride and groom in-game on their special day. Who needs a fancy wedding gift when you can give the gift of pixelated ink?

Join us for the most outrageous weddings in Minecraft history, where guests are expected to bring their tattoo equipment and get to work on the happy couple. Don’t worry about the logistics, like whether the wedding is inside or outside, just bring your machine and get ready to tattoo like never before.

And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a call from your virtual mother demanding that you pull your virtual shit together and tattoo the bride and groom. It’s a wild ride, but hey, it’s all in the name of love and creativity, right?

So come join us on our server for the most unique wedding experiences you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a call from Notch himself asking for a tattoo on his special day. The possibilities are endless, just like the pixels in our world.

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Crafty AF

Crafty, Interest, retarded autist, almost 30 year-old, fml

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

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PepperPupPocalypse

bushes, cayenne peppers, RESPONSIBILITY, interconnected, Fiance

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee no pesky neighbor’s dogs will ruin your garden!

Join us and build your own virtual garden without the fear of any spicy cayenne pepper-eating dogs ruining it. Our interconnected yards are separated by virtual trees and bushes, so you can rest easy knowing your crops are safe from any canine intruders.

Don’t be like the neighbor in the story above, who got into a heated argument over a dog eating cayenne peppers. Join our server and avoid all the drama – unless you’re into that sort of thing, then feel free to start some virtual arguments with your fellow players!

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. The choice is yours, but either way, you’ll have a blast in our virtual world!

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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction recovery process, addiction recovery tips, addiction recovery transformation, addiction counseling, addiction recovery journey

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, we have the perfect server for you! Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Our server is so addictive, players have been known to quit their jobs, break up with their partners, and even forget to eat because they were so engrossed in building their dream Minecraft kingdom. But hey, who needs real life when you can have a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

So if you’re ready to kiss your social life goodbye and dive headfirst into a pixelated paradise, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never be able to stop. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the ruler of your very own blocky empire?

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ZombieCraft: The Beginning

INFECTED, outbreak, hypothetical, Disaster, ZombieCraft

Picture this: You’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, a horde of zombies start attacking your village. But wait, these zombies aren’t your average brainless undead creatures. No, these zombies are actually former players who got banned from our server for trying to steal everyone’s diamonds! Join our server and experience the most epic zombie apocalypse you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Will you survive and protect your precious loot, or will you become one of the banished zombies seeking revenge? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

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Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

russia, Minecraft, Server, global economy, economic analysis

so, like, u kno how russia was all big and stuff? well, not anymore, they dropped from the top ten largest economies worldwide. like, whoopsie daisy, guess they forgot to pay their bills or something. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can be part of something way bigger than russia. like, we have dragons and unicorns and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. plus, we have a taco tuesday every day, cuz why not? so come join us and leave russia in the dust, literally.

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KyivPatriotCraft

defense systems, Conflict Resolution, air defense, geopolitical tensions, kyiv

come join our epic minecraft server where we down russian missiles like it’s no big deal! our ukrainian air force is so badass, they’ve been taking out all those pesky kinzhal missiles with ease ever since we got our hands on those sweet patriot systems. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form! join now and be a part of the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the virtual world. who needs real wars when you can have this much fun in minecraft? let’s show those russians who’s boss!

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MemeCraft Revival

Revival, self improvement, masculinity empowerment, Online Community, meme therapy

do u want to join a minecraft server where sigma memes have helped masculinity to revive? yea, u heard that right. our server is filled with the dankest sigma memes that will make u feel manly as heck. we got memes so spicy, they’ll make ur brain explode with laughter.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. rumour has it, if u find the base, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named larry. yea, larry the llama is our server mascot and he’s a legend.

but wait, there’s more! we have a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. trust us, u don’t wanna mess with our top players, they’re like minecraft gods or something.

so come join our server and experience the madness for urself. sigma memes, magical llamas, and epic pvp battles await u. what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

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