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PhasedOutMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7012	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Remember that time you were really into collecting toenail clippings and making sculptures out of them? Yeah, we all have those phases. But fear not, because now you can join our Minecraft SMP and leave all those weird hobbies behind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional llama parade. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond stash hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So say goodbye to your toenail art collection and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying pigs…they’re known to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

GPU-less Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	125
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team is there to save the day with their trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. Join forces with them to fend off the undead hordes and maybe even score some sweet loot in the process.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting against the players for years. Will you uncover their nefarious plans and put an end to their reign of terror? Or will you join forces with them and become the most feared player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

90s style art, Anons, balding, black hair, Businessman, character identification, character recognition, forgotten character, Glasses, image search, jk, kidnap, mean look, memory jog, middle aged, Minecraft, missing character, mystery character, PALS, PIXEL, Server, short, STOCKY, wanted

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7192	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can play alongside a short, stocky, middle-aged businessman who looks like he’s about to kidnap a JK (jokingly, of course)? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by our balding businessman character, who is always up to some crazy antics. Whether he’s building a skyscraper out of diamonds or organizing a prank war with the other players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this businessman has a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, join our server and embark on a wild adventure with our mysterious businessman character. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into!

The Conclusion Maker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of feeling like your choices don’t matter in real life? Well, on our server, you can do whatever you want without any consequences!

Join us and experience the thrill of building giant statues of yourself, creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas, or starting a llama army to take over the server (because why not?). Your choices may not matter in real life, but on our server, they will lead to hilarious and outrageous outcomes that will leave you in stitches.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be as wild and unpredictable as you want without worrying about the real world consequences. Embrace the chaos and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mines Excavated:	1813
Void Gems Collected:	33	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, riding pigs into battle against evil llamas, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, from the mischievous prankster who fills your house with TNT to the friendly giant who gives out free enchanted weapons.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where we focus on fapping-focused AIslop! If you enjoy plapping to AI perfection, this is the place for you. Our server is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, and NovelAI artists – basically, all things AIslop!

Join us for outrageous AI adventures, where the AI creations are so wild they’ll make your Minecraft character blush. From AI love stories to AI battles, there are no limits here (as long as you follow the site rules, of course).

Our server is so wild that even Remilia herself would be impressed. So come join us for a plaptastic time and experience the craziest AI creations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft SMP server like this anywhere else!

Formidable in Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Farms Harvested:	437	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of formidable! Join us and embark on epic adventures that will have you saying “WOW” in every language known to man (and creepers too)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was guarded by a pack of wild wolves who challenged them to a dance-off! Long story short, the players won the dance-off and became the rulers of the server, living happily ever after in their diamond-studded castles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of “Simon Says”. Rumor has it that those who can out-simon Blocky will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fearful Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2867
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we’ve got flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden chicken, it will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up drowning in a sea of them!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

Hololive Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	137	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so popular that even the streamer awards were created by our circle of players. That’s right, we are trendsetters in the Minecraft world!

2. Our juries are none other than the legendary characters from Hololive. Imagine playing Minecraft with Miko, the virtual idol herself! It’s like a dream come true.

3. We have our own platform where all the magic happens. From epic battles to hilarious pranks, our server is always buzzing with excitement.

4. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see Miko’s second live performance on our server. It’s going to be a showstopper, guaranteed to blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who once defeated a horde of creepers armed only with a carrot! Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even learn a thing or two about vegetable warfare. Trust us, you won’t regret it!