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short jokes Minecraft Servers

  • Rockin’ Girl Minecraft SMP

    Rockin’ Girl Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 8702
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, come join Sweaty Tamaki, where things are anything but ordinary!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Giant chickens racing around, clucking and squawking as players place bets on which one will win. And the best part? The winner gets a diamond block as their prize!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the Creeper King, you’ll be rewarded with a rare enchanted item that will make all your friends jealous.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombie pigmen and blaze rods, and maybe even snag a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a party favor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Sweaty Tamaki today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring some extra chicken feed.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Strada SMP Network

    Strada SMP Network
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 5630
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8930 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 896466 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Thrilling Minecraft Adventure! Survival, Minigames, SMP, and Free-for-All! Dive into a world of endless possibilities! Survival: Build your dream base, explore vast landscapes, and battle the elements. Minigames: Test your skills in exciting challenges like Parkour, Bed Wars, and more! SMP: Collaborate with friends, trade, and create a thriving community. Free-for-All: Unleash your competitive side in intense PvP battles.

    Why choose our server? Friendly Community: Join a welcoming group of players. Fair and Fun: A balanced gameplay experience for everyone. Don’t miss out on the fun! Join us today and embark on your Minecraft adventure!

    stradasmp.fun:25567

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TerraFusionMC

    TerraFusionMC
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 167
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7807 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Votes: 2776 Treasure Maps Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a bedrock and java server, we offer various things. We have a Kingdom system that allows any player to apply to run a Kingdom in their own way. We have crates, a money/shop system, factions, and more!

    mc.terrafusionmc.com:38518

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cod with Black Ops 6 Minecraft Server

    Cod with Black Ops 6 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 1596
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting wrecked by players on Adderall in Black Ops 6? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape the chaos of the COD battlefield. Our players are so chill, they make sloths look hyperactive. Plus, the only movement you’ll see here is our players doing the “Creeper Shuffle” dance. So come join us and leave those ADHD players in the dust – literally, because we have a custom dust block that makes you run faster. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Thank You Clog Again Minecraft SMP

    Thank You Clog Again Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 6435
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT (we promise it won’t explode…maybe). Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who love to pull pranks and create insane contraptions that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant floating islands made of cheese, and a portal to a parallel universe where everything is upside down. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Thank you clog again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FalconSMP

    FalconSMP
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 5062
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Magic Items Found: 8090
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    A crossplay earth server supporting versions 1.10 to the latest. We are a geopolitical server with a growing community!

    play.falconsmp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hookers & Blocks Minecraft Server

    Hookers & Blocks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 9849
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7333 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more excitement than a hooker convention in Vegas!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, building castles out of rainbow-colored blocks, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t worry, our hookers are anything but underwhelming – they’ll trade you enchanted items for emeralds and lead you on quests to find hidden treasures.

    So why settle for a bland Minecraft experience when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Every One Minecraft SMP

    Every One Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 6435
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8834 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Tower” where players can prank each other with outrageous traps and tricks. And don’t even get me started on the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SoggieDoggy

    SoggieDoggy
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 7255
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Chimeras Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    1.10 Survival java awsome no pligins no mods. please dont use hacks to rob and grief please rob and grief fair and square . java only no bedrock

    mc.soggiedoggy.net:2739

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  • Pickminecraft.com

    Pickminecraft.com
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 4426
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Votes: 1619 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    PickMinecraft.com Your pick for a better server. We are a new SMP server and the only Minecraft server just for Seniors. All of our player’s 55+. Our server is White-List to protect our players and the server. All new players must register on our website to gain access.

    We have Server Contest’s, Player Ranks, Land Claim, Economy, Parkour, Player Shops, Casino, Trade, Auction House. Player Warps and a lot more than I can list here.

    We do not use buy shops to sell anything We are not a Pay-2-Win server.

    We Mine, Use, sell and collect everything, including spawners and minions. In AFK auto logoff Timers.

    Ip: play.pickminecraft.com Ip: pickminecraft.com

    pickminecraft.com

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