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Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	6202
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Krafty Kino Kingdom

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a dance-off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to bestow with rare loot and magical powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where villagers party like it’s 1999.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself riding a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Ryns Dynasty: Where even creepers are on a guest list! (SMP)

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Ryn’s Dynasty Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded
Inspiration	Medieval Dynasty
Challenges	Seasonal and nature-related
Empire Building	Build and maintain your empire
Join Discord	https://discord.gg/WpxJ34SFzd

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of mods inspired by Medieval Dynasty, enhancing the gameplay experience.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting using the provided IP address and port in the Minecraft multiplayer menu.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?

A: Yes, please familiarize yourself with the server rules and guidelines provided in the Discord server before playing.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server with me?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server and play alongside you in building and expanding your empire.

BigMonkCockCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	208	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Big Monk Cock has everything you could ever want in a Minecraft server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to wield the legendary Big Monk Cock sword! Rumor has it that whoever wields this sword gains the power to summon an army of flying pigs to do their bidding.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the elusive Disco Sheep that drops diamond blocks when defeated. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join Big Monk Cock today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Blocky Boogaloo Bonanza

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, Akane is about to save Aqua with her pussy! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. Join us for a wild ride as Akane uses her feline powers to rescue Aqua from the clutches of evil. But that’s not all, we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Welcome to CatCraft, where the only thing more temperamental than creepers is the server owner!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Potions Brewed:	109
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	4468
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Villages Defended:	12

CatCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version:	1.20.4
World Border Size:	15k in every direction
Location:	Ashburn, VA, USA

Server Rules

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal shit, dupe, or grief.
We’re a strict 21+ server.
PVP is turned on.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, or forcefield.
Pranking is fine within reason.
Include your favorite breed of cat in your application.
Patch up creeper holes, fully chop down trees, and sign your stuff.
Don’t kill withers in the over-world.

Other Important Details

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, and head
Various custom recipes and features

For more information or to apply, visit our Discord.

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Corbacraft VS Hypixel

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Zombie Dances:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Hypixel VS Corbacraft

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of minigames	Can be pay-to-win
Active community events	Can experience lag at peak times

Corbacraft

Pros	Cons
Non pay-to-win	Smaller player base
Semi-vanilla gameplay	May lack some of the features of larger servers
Community-centric	Less variety in gameplay compared to larger servers

FAQ

1. Can I play on Hypixel if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames suitable for players of all skill levels.

2. Is Corbacraft suitable for experienced players?

Absolutely! Corbacraft provides a more traditional Minecraft experience for players looking for a semi-vanilla gameplay environment.

3. Are there opportunities for socializing on both servers?

Both servers have active communities where players can forge friendships and alliances.

SharkWife’s Mine-tastic Adventure

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also swim with your adorable aquatic spouse. Just imagine the looks of envy from other players as you ride into battle on the back of a shark! Join us now for a truly unique and fin-tastic experience!

ZombieCraft: Coffin Craze

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even in 2024 people are still talking about it. That’s right, we’re like the OG of Minecraft servers.

2. We have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. From giant floating castles to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, we’ve got it all.

3. Our community is so awesome, even straight guys can’t resist joining. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ladies for you to catch your drift with.

4. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. Just don’t wish for more creepers, trust me on that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

MapleCraft: Where Canada is a Third World Shithole

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Alien Abductions:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Emeralds Found:	2674	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own highway 401 right through the middle of your Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you might even experience a virtual crash on your highway 401! Just imagine the chaos and destruction as your virtual cars collide and explode in a fiery blaze of glory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the adrenaline rush of highway crashes in Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to buckle up and hold on tight, it’s going to be a wild ride!

MineKnights – Digging, Crafting, and Defending Your Blocky Kingdom!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Farms Harvested:	385	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like a nether portal on fire! Join now for a chance to mine with 6* Caster Ho’olheyak and 6* Medic Kal’tsit – they’ll heal your broken pickaxe and cast spells on those pesky zombies!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got 5* Sniper Lunacub, 5* Supporter Proviso, and 5* Vanguard Blacknight in the shop – they’ll protect you from any griefers trying to steal your diamonds! And don’t forget about Zwïllïngstürme im Herbst – 6* Guard Lessing, who will guard your base like it’s the ender dragon’s lair!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got skins like Meteor skin and Absinthe that will make you the envy of all the other players. Plus, our upcoming content includes EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, featuring 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and a new Amiya Alt that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!