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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3756 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2582 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1907 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than Michael Jackson. That chicken became the mayor of our server and declared every day to be a party day! We have more parties than a creeper has explosions, and let me tell you, they are lit!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep. Legend has it that if you find and shear a disco sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Who needs diamonds when you have disco sheep wishes?
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! We promise you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. And remember, on our server, every day is a celebration – even your conception day! Don’t ask us how we know when that is, just roll with it. See you in the game, party animals!
