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MoveOnMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Closure, closure after a breakup, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, letting go, mental health, MoveOnMinecraftSMP, moving forward, moving on, personal development, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of dancing creepers throwing a party. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and summon an army of chicken minions to do its bidding. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

So, if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there, join us now! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world.

Grocery Hauler Gang

city truck, daily driver, Flatbed, Gang, groceries, grocery, grocery getter, grocery hauler, hauler, Nickname, nickname ideas, pickup truck drivers, practical truck owners, suburban truck, Transportation, truck community, truck customization, truck enthusiasts, truck lifestyle, truck owners, truck usage, urban pickup, Vehicle

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3258

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all the pickup truck enthusiasts who prefer to use their flatbeds for grocery shopping rather than hauling anything useful! Join us and become a part of the “Grocery Hauler Gang” as we roam the virtual world in our decked-out trucks, filled to the brim with snacks and essentials.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret grocery store dungeon, where players can battle it out with evil shopping carts and oversized produce for epic loot and rewards. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and emerge victorious with a cart full of goodies?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being a grocery-hauling hero in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the weight capacity of your virtual truck). See you on the flip side, fellow grocery warriors!

MobGazaAbuseCraft

Abused, Body, brutality, Conflict, crime, Eitan Levi, family, footage, gaza, Hostage, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Mob, MobGazaAbuseCraft, mourning, Murdered, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, viral video

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1162	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of wild llamas trained in martial arts. u gotta fight ur way through them to claim ur treasure! but that’s not all, we also have a giant lava pit where u can sacrifice ur enemies to the mighty minecraft gods for extra powers. and if that’s not enough, we have a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server, so u gotta watch ur back at all times. join now and become a legend in the craziest minecraft server ever!

GlutenCraft: Neurotoxicity Edition

autoimmune disorder, brain cells, differential pattern, Edition, epilepsy, gliadin, gluten, gluten intolerance, gluten sensitivity, GlutenCraft, in vitro, Inflammatory Response, Neurodegeneration, neurological disorders, Neuronal Damage, Neurotoxicity, p31-43, p57-68, Peptides, protein, seizure activity

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

lol join our epic minecraft server where the gliadin peptides p31-43 and p57-68 will blow your mind with their neurotoxicity! watch out for the crazy in vitro epilepsy model that will have you shaking in your diamond boots. we promise you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the gluten protein madness. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

BlkBroCraft Minecraft Server

African American, black men, Blackbros, BlkBroCraft, comedy, confusion, cultural humor, double take, funny, humor, identity crisis, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Questioning, race relations, racial humor, racial identity, racial stereotypes, sarcasm, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing… drumroll… Blackbros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable antics.
We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players while being serenaded by a choir of singing llamas.
Want to ride a flying unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on Blackbros, anything is possible!
Our server is protected by a magical force field that repels any griefers or trolls who dare to try and ruin the fun for everyone else.

So what are you waiting for? Join Blackbros today and experience the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventures of your life!

AvatarAnimeSMPKingdom

action, Adventure, animated characters, animated film, animated production, animated project, animated series, animated show, animated world, animation, animation industry, Animation Studio, Anime, Avatar, AvatarAnimeSMPKingdom, fan favorite, FANTASY, greenlight, Popular, Ready, Sequel

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Greenlight it ready, because this server is about to blow your mind!

WeddingPartyDropOutAITA

BETRAYAL, Bridesmaids, Communication, Conflict, dropping out, emotions, Expectations, financial obligations, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, hurt feelings, loyalty, misunderstandings, reconciliation, relationships, Replacement, Support, Trust, wedding party, wedding planning, WeddingPartyDropOutAITA

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ores Mined:	4328	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken in the blink of an eye!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of wedding party drama. Witness the betrayal, the hurt feelings, and the ultimate showdown between friends turned enemies.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, the real adventure lies in the drama-filled chat sessions and backstabbing antics of our players. Who needs zombies and skeletons when you have friends like these?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a Ender Dragon rampage, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty!

FearlessFool Minecraft SMP

fear, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, FearlessFool, irrational fear, Minecraft, Phobia, silly fear, smp

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	359768
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4464
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Items Found:	5379
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Join our Minecraft SMP and conquer your fear by blowing up creepers yourself! Our server is filled with explosive surprises around every corner, perfect for adrenaline junkies and thrill-seekers alike.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been terrified of running out of diamonds? Fear no more, because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like glittering confetti at a disco party. You’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

And if you’ve ever had a fear of heights, our server will cure you of that in no time. We have a skydiving mini-game where you can plummet from the highest heights and land safely in a pool of water below. It’s a real rush, let me tell you!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and face your fears head-on. Who knows, you might just come out the other side a braver, bolder player ready to take on anything the game throws at you.

PixelPervsGoneWild

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of getting into trouble after sending nudes to someone? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the only trouble you’ll get into is trying to decide which block to build with next! Join us for a wild ride of pixelated fun where the only nudes you’ll see are the ones made out of blocks. So come on, leave your worries behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be exposing is your creativity!

CraftyWarZone

aggression, Air Force, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, Defense, deploys, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, jets, MIDDLE EAST, Military, naval forces, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threatens, US, Warships

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Enchantments Applied:	169	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server so epic that even the US military is getting involved! 😂 like, they’re sending jets and warships because Iran is threatening Israel on the server 😱 but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect us! 💎⚔️ join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ll ever experience, and maybe even witness a real-life war zone in the chat 😜🚀 #minecraftmilitarymadness