shopping trolley Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TrolleyTroubles: Mom Edition

baby, Behavior, Boundaries, Confrontation, Courtesy, crowded, diaper bag, disturbance, Edition, Etiquette, front row, Kids, Mall, Manners, mom, parenting, Permission, Respect, shopping trolley, Show, TrolleyTroubles

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no one will sneak their kids into your virtual shopping trolley! Unlike that crazy mall experience, on our server, you can build your own trolley and no one will stomp all over it (unless you want them to, we don’t judge).

Join us for a wild adventure where you can say “yes” to putting someone’s virtual daughter in your trolley, but only if they ask nicely. And if anyone’s kids start shaking your trolley or causing a ruckus, you have every right to kick them out (virtually, of course).

So come on down to our server and let loose your inner shopping trolley guardian. Who knew virtual shopping could be so intense and drama-filled? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable parenting decisions!

CraftyOlympicWarriors

athletes, cheering, Competition, Conflict, controversy, CraftyOlympicWarriors, international relations, neutral, Neutrality, Olympic athletes, Peace, Politics, protest, rights group, russia, solidarity, sports, Sportsmanship, Support, ukraine war

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the olympic athletes from ‘neutral’ russia are cheering on the ukraine war! it’s like a crazy battle royale but with blocks and creepers! you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next, maybe the athletes will start a dance party in the middle of a warzone or ride pigs into battle. join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, you won’t regret it!

TigerCraft: Not Your Average Orange Cat

animal kingdom, apex predators, Average, big cats, CARNIVORES, cat, conservation, Endangered species, evolved cats, feline evolution, feline species, Felines, jungle cats, majestic creatures, natural evolution, non-domesticated cats, orange, orange cats, PREDATORS, striped cats, TigerCraft, Tigers, wild animals, wildlife

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got tigers that are actually orange cats that evolved on their own, no human help needed. like, how insane is that? imagine having a pet tiger in minecraft, but it’s actually just a big orange cat. plus, these tigers can talk and tell u jokes while u mine for diamonds. it’s like having a stand up comedy show in the middle of a cave. join now for a wild time with our evolved feline friends!

StrokeCraft: 4.5-24 Hrs – Safe & Effective!

4.5 to 24 Hours, Chinese Patients, Chinese population, Clinical Study, Effective, Healthcare, Hrs, ischemic stroke, Ischemic Stroke Treatment, long tail tags, Medical research, neurology, Safe, Standard Treatment, Stroke Management, stroke recovery, stroke treatment, StrokeCraft, Tenecteplase, Thrombectomy, Thrombolytic Therapy, Treatment Comparison

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Animals Bred:	132	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor but u suck at skool? well, on this server u can be a doctor without all the smarts! we got this crazy new treatment called Tenecteplase for Ischemic Stroke at 4.5 to 24 Hours without Thrombectomy and it actually works!

join our server and save lives left and right, all while playing minecraft! u can be a hero and a gamer at the same time, how cool is that? plus, our chinese patients are loving it, so u know it’s legit.

come join us and be a part of something amazing. who knew minecraft could be so life-saving?

CloneCraft Minecraft Server

CLONE, CloneCraft, Cloning, ethical dilemma, Masturbation, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self reflection, self satisfaction, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-care, self-experimentation, self-exploration, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-fulfillment, Server, sexual identity, Sexuality

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.

We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.

FaithfulVibes Minecraft Server

Community, community preferences, discussion, DISLIKES, FAITH, FaithfulVibes, Feedback, Gaming, gaming culture, interests, likes, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Opinions, Preferences, Server, user discussions, user feedback, user opinions, V, video game community, video games

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchantments Applied:	265
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a spoon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense)!

CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Animals Bred:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	896308
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimension Hops:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1809	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.