Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks? We’ve got it! How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords? Yep, we’ve got that too!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for golden potatoes. Need a flying pig as a pet? Done. Want a house made entirely of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and pure insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? The llamas are waiting to show you the way!
| Opened | 14th December |
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| Modpack | Contains over 300 mods including Create, Ars Nouveau, BoP, BWG, Hexerei, and various dimension mods |
| Community Projects |
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| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | Head over to the discord link provided, introduce yourself, and be whitelisted. |
| What type of players is the server looking for? | Players who enjoy long term projects, prefer community builds, communicate and work together, and want a server that will stick around. |
| What dimensions are currently open on the server? | Twilight Forest is currently the only dimension open, with plans to gradually open more as community events. |
| What are some planned projects on the server? | Planned projects include Midnight Island, Tinker Town, Nether railway, and community farms. |
Because who needs real, interpersonal love when you can have a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft, am I right?
Keep your oshi’s boyfriend a secret on our server and watch the drama unfold as you try to hide your virtual relationship from other players.
Or be open about having a boyfriend on our server and experience the joy of catching people talking smack about him behind your back.
Come join us for a wild ride of virtual relationships and drama, because who needs real life when you have Minecraft?
| About Us |
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| The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! |
| Hardware & Setup |
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| Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. |
| Server Specs: |
| Platform: Fabric 1.21.4 |
| Location: San Jose, California, United States |
| CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
| RAM: 8GB (64 Total) |
| Mods & Tweaks |
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| We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided! |
| Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: |
| Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory |
| Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat |
| ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed |
| Mobs & Players Drop Heads |
| Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief |
| Accelerated Leaf Decay |
| Minecarts now run 4x faster |
| Online Webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net |
| Application Process |
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| Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: |
| Join our Discord Server here! |
| Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules |
| Step 2: Submit an application via our application link |
| Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! |
| Step 4: Short Interview |
| Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist |
We don’t discriminate against collapsed brains, we embrace them. So if you wanna feel bad for yourself and beg for validation about how smart you are, this is the place for you.
Blame the school, not yourself, bro. Join our server and let your collapsed brain roam free. Just remember, we’re all a little messed up here, but that’s what makes us special. So come on, join us in the land of the lost geniuses.
Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through social interactions gone wrong, just like when Gaven ordered for our player without permission, leading to a cringe-worthy confrontation at the sushi restaurant. Will you be able to handle the pressure and avoid becoming the next Gaven on our server?
Join now for a chance to test your social skills in a virtual world where you can learn from Gaven’s mistakes and avoid being the awkward third wheel in someone else’s sushi date. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh, cringe, and maybe even learn a thing or two about proper sushi date etiquette on our server!