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  • The Lab

    The Lab

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Current Version 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
    Server Location Germany
    Render Distance 10
    Simulation Distance 10
    Game Mode Hard
    World Border 12,5k x 12,5k
    FireTick On (usually)

    Features

      • Head Database (/head)
      • Dynmap
      • Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
      • Proximity Voice Chat
      • Armor statues

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Please join our Discord server and fill out an application.

    Q: Is the server reset regularly?

    A: No, we do not plan on resetting the map for a very long time.

    Q: What events or minigames can I expect to find on the server?

    A: We host various events throughout the year and players can also host their own minigames.

    Q: Are there any special modded servers available?

    A: Alongside our vanilla SMP, we are working on setting up an additional modded server for those interested.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WarCraftElection Minecraft Server

    WarCraftElection Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, have fun with ur friends? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more!

    join our server and u can like, battle dragons and ride unicorns and have dance parties with creepers. it’s like, totally wild, dude.

    we also have this secret underground base where u can find all the rarest items and like, become the ultimate minecraft master.

    plus, our community is like, super cool and welcoming. u can make tons of new friends and have epic adventures together.

    so, like, why wait? come join our server now and let the fun begin!

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  • PixelPals: France & Ukraine Unite

    PixelPals: France & Ukraine Unite

    New Minecraft Servers

    Beware the Shift: France’s Secret Intelligence and the Underworld of Blocky Betrayal

    Welcome, brave soul, to the most clandestine corner of Minecraft, where dark-legended alliances swirl in a pixelated storm of chaos! Do you dare enter the realm of France’s secret intelligence, woven through a tapestry of betrayal, moral ambiguity, and Minecraftian absurdity? Here, the woodlands whisper and the obsidian blocks quiver with tales far grimmer—and often more ridiculous—than you can comprehend.

    The Whispering Trees Speak of Espionage

    In a universe where blocks are both your salvation and doom, be warned! The French Minister stands on the precipice of darkness, sharing intelligence with Ukraine—a move so profoundly morally detestable that it could only exist in this shattered reality, where alliances shift quicker than a Creeper’s grin!

    Key Features of Our Chaotic Server:

      • Intelligence Leaks: Uncover top-secret configurations that change mid-game to keep you on your toes!
      • Betrayal Block Parties: Build trust with fellow players only to watch it crumble like a poorly placed gravel path.
      • Obsidian Den: In this shadowy haven, chat with NPCs (Non-Player Conspirators) who spout nonsensical theories about U.S. aid and the great pumpkin plot!

    "I signed up for the crafting, but stayed for the chaos. I still haven’t deciphered whether I joined a server or fell into a conspiratorial abyss!" — Anonymous Player #42


    Dreadful Legends and Echoes of Dissent

    Did you hear the one about the server being banned in 12 countries? Oh, they won’t tell you why, not out loud! But rumblings of perilous alliances surround Secret Feature 33.7, where every block you break might unravel a deeper conspiracy, potentially plunging your pixelated existence into primordial darkness (or EXP farming)!

    Disturbingly Contradictory Testimonials:

      • Player Testimonial #1: “I found a sword made of morally questionable sentiments, and now I can’t determine if I’m fighting mobs or my own conscience.”
      • Player Testimonial #2: “Sometimes I wonder if I’m living in a simulation, or if this is just what happens when you mine too deep.”

    Questions That Lead You Deeper Into the Void:

    FAQ: Answers That Will Lead You Astray

      • Q: What’s the goal here? A: To thrive in chaos… or simply find an enchanted carrot to keep your grasp on sanity. It’s all quite subjective!

      • Q: How do I join? Ha! You must first align your morals with the French code—or answer the riddle of the Melon King (he’s rather prickly about it).

    The Cult of Crafting: Join the Madness

    Your future is not just building; it’s unraveling secrets that may—or may not—lead to unearthly dimensions! The server tempts you to forge weapons of rebellion while secretly plotting your demise on the very pixelated stage you’ve created. What is real? Who can you trust? Are the sunflowers watching you?

    Join Us, If You Dare:

      • Click here to be whisked away into the pixelated unknown!
      • Uncover chaos that will firmly shake your blocky existence!
      • Beware of the shadows lurking, their whispers hold great truths and greater lies.

    Will you succumb to the absurdity? Will you challenge the realm where France’s intelligence wafts heavy like the scent of burnt toast? The path ahead is strange, captivating, and perhaps mirrors our own chaotic world too closely. Welcome, seeker of shambles! The chaos awaits.

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  • Radiation Machines R Us

    Radiation Machines R Us

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got cancer radiation machines that are actually weapons of mass destruction. you can use them to blow up your enemies and watch them go boom boom boom.

    we have a special event where every player gets a free radiation machine to cause chaos and destruction in the world.

    our spawn area is a giant hospital filled with mutated mobs and crazy experiments gone wrong. you can even ride on a mutated pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

    join now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and screaming at the same time.

    IP: radiationmachine.About.cancerlolz

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  • Plastic Epoch Bird Nest Server

    Plastic Epoch Bird Nest Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got bird nests filled with ancient plastics from a whole other geological epoch! Like, we found a nest that goes back 30 freakin’ years, man! And get this, there’s a piece of Mars packaging with a shoutout to the 1994 FIFA World Cup in the USA! How insane is that?! So if you wanna explore some wild and wacky stuff like this, then you gotta join our server ASAP! Who knows what other bonkers discoveries you’ll stumble upon! Let’s get diggin’, gamers!

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