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Shopping Habits

  • BlockMart – No Bezos Here!

    BlockMart – No Bezos Here!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of ordering from the evil empire of Amazon? Join our Minecraft server and order all your goods from our virtual marketplace! Our villagers work tirelessly to fulfill all your ridiculous requests, from enchanted diamond swords to golden carrots that make you fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries caused by flying carrots). Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon delivers packages faster than Amazon Prime! Join now and say goodbye to Bezos and hello to blocky bliss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FlossyCraft – Never Forget Dental Floss

    FlossyCraft – Never Forget Dental Floss

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and experience a world where dental floss is the currency! forget diamonds, we trade in minty fresh teeth cleaning tools.

    imagine a land where the only way to level up is by flossing your way through dungeons filled with plaque monsters and cavities.

    our server is home to the legendary floss master, who once defeated a dragon by using a giant toothbrush as a weapon.

    if you’re tired of the same old minecraft servers, come join us and embark on a dental adventure like no other. remember, only the flossiest survive in this world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCouplesCashClash

    CraftyCouplesCashClash

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

    Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

    Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

    Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Night Owls vs Morning Larks

    Crafty Night Owls vs Morning Larks

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you a night owl or a morning lark? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, it don’t matter cuz we got something for everyone! if you’re a night owl, you can buy all the swaggy clothes and gadgets your heart desires in our virtual marketplace. but if you’re a morning lark, we got epic experiences like virtual concerts and vacations that will make you happier than a pig in mud!

    join our server and let your inner night owl or morning lark shine bright like a diamond! you won’t find a more wacky and wild server anywhere else, so come on over and let the fun begin! who needs real life when you can have all the happiness and satisfaction you could ever want in our virtual world? come join us now and let the good times roll!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Workplace Cashback Loop

    Workplace Cashback Loop

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if you join this epic minecraft server, you will enter a world where every block you break has a chance of dropping real life cash! imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a hundred dollar bill pops out, like whaaat?! it’s like a treasure hunt but with actual treasure!

    not only that, but every time you build a sick house or defeat a boss, your boss at work might notice and give you a raise! it’s like a secret code between the game and your job, making you a minecraft millionaire in no time!

    plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the luckier you get in real life. people have reported finding money on the street, winning the lottery, and even getting free pizza deliveries just by being part of this epic minecraft community!

    so come join us and start your journey to riches and success, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your bank account, but who cares when you’re rolling in diamonds and dollar bills, amirite?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WalmartWarrior92

    WalmartWarrior92

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of running into weirdos at Walmart? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll only run into cool and hilarious players who will make your gaming experience unforgettable!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.

    So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FridgeFooleryCraft

    FridgeFooleryCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through the grocery store, only to find a carton of milk chilling in the cereal aisle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the chaos of a world where refrigerated items are placed on random shelves for no apparent reason. Will you stumble upon a block of cheese in the flower section or a carton of eggs in the toy aisle? The possibilities are endless on our server! Embrace the madness and join us today for a truly unique gaming experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Creepers Co.

    Crafty Creepers Co.

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers breakdance, and chickens wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco Party” where the undead boogie down to funky beats.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most hilarious, absurd, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a dancing creeper.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Online Orders: Where Creepers Deliver Your Packages!

    Crafty Online Orders: Where Creepers Deliver Your Packages!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to embrace your inner scammer! Join us and learn how to finesse your way to free diamonds and emeralds by pretending you never received your virtual goods. Our community is full of expert scammers who will teach you the art of the refund hustle.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Scamming Olympics, where players compete to see who can pull off the biggest heist in Minecraft history. From tricking other players into trading their best items for a stick to convincing the server admin to promote you to admin, the possibilities are endless!

    So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft scamming champion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ROFL Craft

    ROFL Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    We like to play some original minecraft. We try to keep the plugins light and not affect the game heavily. We like to chill have a good time and pvp some people upl!!

    108.174.57.187:25665

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP