IP JAVA: mc.lime-d.ru 1.21.30+
IP Bedrock: v.lime-d.ru 25701 1.21.30+
v.lime-d.ru:25701
Join us for epic battles against mutant cows with six legs, giant spiders with laser eyes, and chickens that can fly faster than a jet plane. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lab where we’re creating the ultimate Minecraft player with superhuman abilities.
But that’s not all – our server also features a custom-built amusement park where you can ride roller coasters made out of TNT and play mini-games like “Hot Potato” with actual hot potatoes that explode if you hold onto them for too long.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared to see where my Sister got that body from – trust us, it’s a sight you won’t soon forget!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so crazy that we’ve had players from third-world countries join and instantly become rich beyond their wildest dreams. It’s like a real-life rags to riches story, but in Minecraft form. Who knew that playing on our server could lead to such insane wealth and success?
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for non-stop laughs, wild adventures, and the chance to become besties with your favorite idol, then look no further. Come join us and see just how bonkers things can get in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown and wielding a diamond sword!
If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie villagers in a quest for the legendary Golden Carrot, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, including rainbow-colored llamas, talking parrots who tell terrible jokes, and a friendly creeper who just wants a hug.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your gaming life!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, a place where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance to disco music. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly and cows shoot laser beams from their eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious chicken conspiracy that’s been plaguing our server for months. See you in Blocktopia, adventurer!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy animal you’ll come across next.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery? Just watch out for the giant chicken that guards the entrance – rumor has it he’s a master of karate!
So come join us on our server where the only thing streaming is the lava flowing from the volcano in the sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun!
