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ElderlyCartMinecraftServer

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	5192
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	5495	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with entitled elderly ladies at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server and ride shopping carts to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our carts are always available for all players, regardless of age or physical appearance. Plus, we have a special pregnancy-friendly zone where you can safely navigate the virtual world without worrying about passing out. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join our server and game on, mama!

Blocky Banter: Say ‘Goodbye for all eternity’ to your friends on this hilarious Minecraft server!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Emeralds Found:	7735	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles, dancing to dubstep music. And that’s just the beginning!

On this server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes. Want to build a house? How about a floating castle made entirely of cheese? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to Michael Jackson tunes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players can compete in a hot dog eating contest against a horde of hungry pandas. The winner gets a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Streamy McStreamFace: We Stream Once Every 2 Months and It’s Glorious!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of watching boring old VTubers who only stream once in a blue moon? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have the NUMBER 1 VTuber who streams once every 2 months! That’s right, she’s so good that she doesn’t even need to stream regularly to stay on top.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of our VTuber as she battles against other VTubers who just can’t seem to keep up. Will she reign supreme? Will she finally reveal why she only streams once every 2 months? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

FamilyCraft: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and building forts is a family affair!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate family-friendly destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for epic quests where you can team up with your family members to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or embark on a hilarious scavenger hunt to find the rarest items in the game. Need a break from all the action? Relax at our virtual beach resort where you can build sandcastles with your kids or challenge your grandma to a fishing competition.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at our infamous Parkour Challenge, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most family-centric Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where even the Houthis take on Israel in Minecraft!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Alien Abductions:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama wearing a top hat. Plus, our server has a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the dancing creepers, then all bets are off).

Crafting Chaos – Where Creeper meets RuneScape in the ultimate gaming mashup! #rsg #minecraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken the iconic Draynor Village and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a new Spring event with its own area and graphics that will have you hopping with excitement until April 8th. And if that’s not enough, we’ve added herbs and seeds with diverse appearances that will make your garden the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Yanille graphical overhaul that will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world? Or a cooking skill overhaul that will have you whipping up delicious dishes in no time? And don’t even get us started on the gender neutral titles and shark plushies that will help you troon out in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Jagex when you have us?

Git Gud & Get Rich Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of feeling the pressure to be in a relationship? Do you just want to focus on yourself and your own pleasure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let go of all those pesky romantic feelings.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone else. Need to release some stress? Just mine some diamonds and let it all out. No need for a girlfriend when you’ve got all the resources you need right at your fingertips.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to those pesky romantic feelings. Who needs love when you’ve got Minecraft?

Pixel Booty: Where One Piece Girls Rule & Creepers Drool

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4751
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	194
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the hottest One Piece girls in all of Shonen anime. That’s right, you can build and mine while surrounded by the sexiest ladies from the high seas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this insane story: Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for lurking in the shadows are creepers dressed as pirates ready to steal your loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Blockheads: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries behind. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of magical unicorns decided to make this server their home. They pranced around, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere they went. But then, the evil NIGGERS came along and tried to ruin the fun. So, the unicorns used their powers to banish them back to Africa where they belong. And that’s how this server became a safe haven for all who seek adventure and laughter. So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just leave your N-words at the door, please.

ParaguayCraft: Where even creepers can become citizens! Join now for a permanent blocky paradise!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crops Grown:	3542
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8481
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.

Crafty McCraftface – Where noobs become pros and pros become legends

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Love Letters Sent:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	143

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further than our Space Cat Edition server! Why join, you ask? Because we have a special thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP crew?

And hey, if you have a 499-view oshi, don’t worry, we accept all kinds of numbers here. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re in!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here too.

And if you’re into Twitch clips or VOD archival, we’ve got guides for that too! Plus, we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar and even a booru for all your OC needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for some SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. And don’t forget about the Ducks…yes, we have a special place for them too.

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