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Pussy-Free Paradise: No Complaints Here Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of not having any pussy on your BPC (Block Personal Computer)? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We offer the tightest, wettest, and teeniest pussies in all of Minecraft land. Join us now and experience a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise! Don’t waste any more time complaining, join our server and let the fun begin!

GerudoCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist my fabulous cosplay skills! Join now for epic adventures!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to show off your fabulous Gerudo Link cosplay! Join us and strut your stuff in style as you battle mobs and build epic structures. Who needs diamonds when you have a killer outfit like that? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a huge fan of cosplay and might even give you a special prize if you defeat it while dressed as Gerudo Link. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner fashionista shine!

Blocky Buddies: Where creepers ask ‘Who are you and where do you live’ before exploding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring old village with the same old villagers and their repetitive gossip? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where you can live in a pineapple under the sea with SpongeBob and his gang! That’s right, we’ve got Bikini Bottom as our spawn point and you can build your own pineapple house right next to Squidward’s moody abode.

But wait, there’s more! Want to go on epic quests and battle giant mutant jellyfish? Join our server and you can team up with Patrick Star and Sandy Cheeks to save the day! And don’t worry about running out of food, because we have a never-ending supply of Krabby Patties for you to munch on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? You could, if you join our server!

YeetCraft: Where ‘She’s cringe’ becomes the ultimate power move in the world of blocks and mobs!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Votes:	3207	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so cringe, it’s actually cool! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing creepers, talking pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of llamas will serenade you with classic 80s hits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).

So why waste your time on those lame servers when you can join ours and experience the cringe-tastic adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

CrazyCraft: Where Being a NIGGA is a Requirement!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	3118
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance your blocky butt off to some sick beats while dodging creepers and zombies!

2. We have a special potion that turns your character into a flying pig. That’s right, you can soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird!

3. The server owner is actually a wizard who can grant wishes to players. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. Want a never-ending supply of cake? You got it.

4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a rainbow unicorn mount. Ride around in style and leave your friends green with envy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time in Minecraft like never before, then join our server today! Just remember, you gotta be crazy NIGGAwhat did they mean by this?

MineWatch – Digging for Victory!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for Season 10 where you can expect epic battles, crazy new hero trailers like Venture (who is basically a mix between a unicorn and a ninja), and patch notes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We have a competitive rework that will have you shouting “GG” in no time, a Clash gamemode trial that will test your skills like never before, and a Mirrorwatch mode that will make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an upcoming OWSC Dallas Major event where you can win a Hanzo skin that will make all your friends jealous. Plus, don’t miss out on our Pride Event where you can show off your rainbow-colored armor in style.

But the real kicker? We have a Porsche Collab coming soon that will have you zooming through the map faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

VodkaCraft: Where Russia Saves the Day!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	68	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Farms Harvested:	397	Zombie Dances:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Votes:	6506	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Chimeras Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our Russian brothers and fight against the globalist feminist tyranny! Join us as we build a patriarchy stronghold and defend ourselves against Western weapons with nothing but our sheer manliness. No Russian has ever called us an incel, and we stand strong together against the feminist scum trying to tear us apart. Come join us and show your support for Mother Russia in the ultimate battle for masculinity! Remember, real men play on our server. Let’s show those globalist trannies who’s boss!

Down Under Diamonds Minecraft Server: Where the Creepers Say ‘G’day Mate!’

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of getting stabbed to death every time you leave your house in Australia? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the safest place to be! No knives, no violence, just good old blocky fun!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where even going to the shopping mall, church, or school can be a life-threatening experience. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stabbing is blocks to build your dream castle!

Don’t risk your life in the land down under, come join us where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Move to our server and leave the fear of being murdered behind. Plus, we have virtual kangaroos you can ride! Join now and let’s build a safer and sillier world together!

– GloveCraft – GloveWorld – GloveLand – GloveVille – GloveTopia – GloveMania – GloveGalaxy – GloveEmpire – GloveZone – GloveCity

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the gloves don’t fit, but that’s okay because we don’t wear gloves anyway! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave them the power to turn into chickens. Yes, you heard that right. CHICKENS. Imagine the chaos of a whole army of chicken warriors running around, clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, unpredictable journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Remember, on this server, if the gloves don’t fit, you’re probably not wearing any in the first place!

OshiDrillCraft – Where we drill your oshi in Minecraft!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9318	Endless Night Skies:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your oshi tremble with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about diving into our lava parkour challenge, where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the creepers know how to drop the beat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. *drills your oshi* (whatever that means)