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  • Shopocalypse: Friday or Bust!

    Shopocalypse: Friday or Bust!

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    Welcome to Cousin-Conspiracy! The Groceries of Doom!**

    Prepare yourself, intrepid traveler of the pixelated realm! You are about to enter a world where shopping trips transform into cataclysmic events, grocery lists become sacred texts, and cousinly grudges ignite into full-blown epic quests! Here, the ordinary acts of buying food or planning a trip spiral into a saga of betrayal, packing dilemmas, and unseen forces of Cosmic Grocery Nihilism.


    The Chaos on Aisle 7: A Cosmic Dinner

    You thought you understood the mundane? Think again! In Cousin-Conspiracy, every Friday shadows a hidden agenda. Shopping with your cousin isn’t just about snacks and essentials; it’s the final boss battle in the chaotic landscape of family politics!

      • Choose your character:
        • The Reluctant Adventurer: Who dares decline the Saturday grocery pilgrimage?
        • The Grudge Keeper: Thy cousin shall pursue revenge within the aisles of Costco!
        • The Tentative Planner: Juggling overnight school trips while dodging shopping bullets.

    Unraveling the Lore of Shopping Trips: The Legends of Guilt and Duty

    Gather ’round and hear the whispers of the town! Rumor has it, rejecting a simple shopping spree can lead to dire consequences. Players who defy the monthly Costco pilgrimage are said to suffer from The Non-Participation Spiral—a descent into a realm void of snacks and familial acceptance. Oh, dare you tread into this abyss?

    Shopping Mechanics: What to Expect

    Mechanic Effect
    Mystic Grocery Cart Transport magical items, such as Forgotten Chips and Lost Recipes!
    Cousin Rage Mode Each refusal boosts her power; prepare to face the consequences!
    Pack-it-Up Challenge Complete before the Sunday deadline! Fail, and lose valuable resources!

    NOTE: Joining this server may cause unexpected familial rifts and the lingering dread of disapproval. Player beware!


    The Cult of Grocery Enthusiasts: Join Us!

    Are you ready to embrace the absurdity? Join the ranks of those who deny their grocery fates and assemble a cadre of equally disturbed souls! Share your tales of familial defiance and yes, we demand your grocery lists—powerful artifacts brimming with charisma!

    Testimonials from the Unhinged

    “I paused my college plans for Costco once, and my cousin hasn’t looked at me the same since.” – A Disgruntled Adventurer

    “Grocery shopping? Who needs it! I’m too busy dodging responsibility and creating chaotic life narratives!” – The Nonchalant Rogue


    Controversial Claims: This server is rumored to have shut down entire grocery chains for unauthorized disappearances of shopping lists. Shocking? Yes! Desirable? Absolutely!

    Frequently Unanswered Questions (FAQ)

      • Q: Why did I join this server?

        • A: That’s a question only you can unpack, dear traveler.
      • Q: What’s the first rule of Cousin-Conspiracy?
        • A: You will NEVER understand the first rule.

    Final Invitation to Chaos

    Life is too short for simple trips and an uneventful weekend. Join us, but tread lightly—for in the shadowy world of Cousin-Conspiracy, every unplanned shopping trip could morph into an existential crisis. Give in to the absurdity and prepare for total pandemonium!

    Will you dive deeper into this nonsensical web, or will you flee from the grocery ghosts of your past? The choice is yours, and remember: the cheese aisle holds darkest secrets. 🧀✨

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  • Face Swap Like Face App Minecraft SMP

    Face Swap Like Face App Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of your boring old face? Want to spice things up with some hilarious faceswaps but can’t because they’ve blocked it on the Face app? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a special plugin that allows you to faceswap with any block in the game! That’s right, you can have a creeper face, a diamond block face, or even a dirt block face! Join us and unleash your inner blockhead in the most epic faceswapping adventure ever seen in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane feature!

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  • Tragic Love Minecraft Server

    Tragic Love Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic love story of OOT Zelda and Link unfold right before your very eyes. Will they finally confess their feelings for each other or will Ganon ruin everything once again? Only on our server will you find out! Plus, we have custom-built dungeons that are so challenging, even the most hardcore gamers will break a sweat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server ever!

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  • The Bedrock Blockheads Minecraft SMP

    The Bedrock Blockheads Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft experience? Looking for a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and experience the wonders of Bedrock edition, where the textures are so saturated, you’ll feel like you’re playing in a rainbow! But that’s not all, our server runs so smoothly, you’ll be flying through the game at warp speed.

    But beware, once you join our SMP, you may never want to leave. We’ve heard stories of players who tried to switch back to Java, only to find themselves crawling back to us, begging for forgiveness.

    So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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  • WinningSHEEEServer – Minecraft Server

    WinningSHEEEServer – Minecraft Server

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    Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! If you win on our server, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather, turn all the zombies into friendly villagers, and ride a dragon into battle against the Ender Dragon herself!

    But beware, if you lose, you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity and be chased around by a pack of angry wolves. So come join us and see what happens if she wins… or loses!

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  • The Lizard Lounge – Minecraft SMP

    The Lizard Lounge – Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most scaly-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’re all about those scales, baby. Whether you’re into dragons, wyverns, dinosaurs, or even lizard people like Argonians, this is the place for you. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of lewd lizard writings to keep you entertained.

    Join us if you want to discuss all things scaly, from anatomy arguments (which never go anywhere, by the way) to sharing your favorite scaly series and making outrageous changes to them. Just remember, no monstergirls allowed – we’ve got standards, you know.

    So why join our SMP? Well, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant fire-breathing dragon who will only let you in if you can recite the entire script of “The Land Before Time” backwards. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a tribe of kobolds who love to play Minecraft all day.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident shark in a top hat who roams the server looking for unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner lizard lover run wild!

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  • BreadixWorld BedWars Minecraft server

    BreadixWorld BedWars Minecraft server

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    › Our project is based on Minecraft PE version 1.1 – 1.1.7.• On our server you will find such mini-games as: BedWars 4v4v4v4 Mode and SkyWars Solo Mode, as well as SkyWars Teams Mode!• Just recently a new seasonal mini-game was added to the server – Grich Simulator! Attention, it will only be available until March! Don’t miss the opportunity to play a new mini-game!• When creating the server, we tried to convey the style and atmosphere of mini-games from the Hypixel server!

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter.

    Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with insane events like Sim Room Overclock, where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the extreme!

    But wait, there’s more! How about dressing up your character in the latest fashion trends with Costume Passes like Thief of Justice and Baseball Fan? Trust us, your Minecraft avatar will be the talk of the server!

    And don’t even get us started on our upcoming events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] and Solo Raid: Behemoth. You won’t want to miss out on the action-packed fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter Rapunzel: Pure Grace cleaning up the party mess or Cinderella: Glass Princess breaking out her killer dance moves. It’s all happening on our server!

    Download now for Android, iOS, or PC and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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  • The Fed’s Top Two Minecraft SMP

    The Fed’s Top Two Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, there were two fed’s top babyfaces who decided to join our SMP. And let me tell you, things got wild! They built giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamonds, rode pigs into battle against creepers, and even tamed a dragon to guard their treasure.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and even a hidden village of talking llamas. And if you join our SMP, you can be a part of all the madness too!

    So come on and join us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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  • Autistic Dude’s Minecraft Server

    Autistic Dude’s Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being seen as an “ick” to women in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, being a male autist actually makes you a total chick magnet! That’s right, our virtual world is filled with ladies who can’t resist a guy who knows how to build a mean pixelated castle.

    Join our server and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. They’ll be begging you to show them your redstone contraptions and asking for your expert advice on how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Who needs real life when you can be the ultimate ladies’ man in Minecraft?

    So come on, leave your real-life ickiness behind and join our server where being a male autist is actually a superpower. Who knew virtual reality could be so much better than the real thing?

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  • Real Madrid’s Master Class Minecraft SMP

    Real Madrid’s Master Class Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP, where you can kick it with the coolest players in the game! Join us if you want to build epic stadiums, score goals with creepers, and trade diamonds like they’re trophies.

    Our server is home to the most skilled builders and redstone wizards in the Minecraft universe. Need a skyscraper built in a day? No problem, our players can do it blindfolded while juggling TNT blocks.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll unlock secret soccer mini-games where you can challenge Cristiano Ronaldo himself to a penalty shootout. And if you win, he’ll give you a signed diamond sword as a prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP and show off your skills on the virtual pitch. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Messi!

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