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  • Shopocalypse: Friday or Bust!

    Shopocalypse: Friday or Bust!

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    Welcome to Cousin-Conspiracy! The Groceries of Doom!**

    Prepare yourself, intrepid traveler of the pixelated realm! You are about to enter a world where shopping trips transform into cataclysmic events, grocery lists become sacred texts, and cousinly grudges ignite into full-blown epic quests! Here, the ordinary acts of buying food or planning a trip spiral into a saga of betrayal, packing dilemmas, and unseen forces of Cosmic Grocery Nihilism.


    The Chaos on Aisle 7: A Cosmic Dinner

    You thought you understood the mundane? Think again! In Cousin-Conspiracy, every Friday shadows a hidden agenda. Shopping with your cousin isn’t just about snacks and essentials; it’s the final boss battle in the chaotic landscape of family politics!

    • Choose your character:
      • The Reluctant Adventurer: Who dares decline the Saturday grocery pilgrimage?
      • The Grudge Keeper: Thy cousin shall pursue revenge within the aisles of Costco!
      • The Tentative Planner: Juggling overnight school trips while dodging shopping bullets.

    Unraveling the Lore of Shopping Trips: The Legends of Guilt and Duty

    Gather ’round and hear the whispers of the town! Rumor has it, rejecting a simple shopping spree can lead to dire consequences. Players who defy the monthly Costco pilgrimage are said to suffer from The Non-Participation Spiral—a descent into a realm void of snacks and familial acceptance. Oh, dare you tread into this abyss?

    Shopping Mechanics: What to Expect

    MechanicEffect
    Mystic Grocery CartTransport magical items, such as Forgotten Chips and Lost Recipes!
    Cousin Rage ModeEach refusal boosts her power; prepare to face the consequences!
    Pack-it-Up ChallengeComplete before the Sunday deadline! Fail, and lose valuable resources!

    NOTE: Joining this server may cause unexpected familial rifts and the lingering dread of disapproval. Player beware!


    The Cult of Grocery Enthusiasts: Join Us!

    Are you ready to embrace the absurdity? Join the ranks of those who deny their grocery fates and assemble a cadre of equally disturbed souls! Share your tales of familial defiance and yes, we demand your grocery lists—powerful artifacts brimming with charisma!

    Testimonials from the Unhinged

    “I paused my college plans for Costco once, and my cousin hasn’t looked at me the same since.” – A Disgruntled Adventurer

    “Grocery shopping? Who needs it! I’m too busy dodging responsibility and creating chaotic life narratives!” – The Nonchalant Rogue


    Controversial Claims: This server is rumored to have shut down entire grocery chains for unauthorized disappearances of shopping lists. Shocking? Yes! Desirable? Absolutely!

    Frequently Unanswered Questions (FAQ)

    • Q: Why did I join this server?

      • A: That’s a question only you can unpack, dear traveler.
    • Q: What’s the first rule of Cousin-Conspiracy?
      • A: You will NEVER understand the first rule.

    Final Invitation to Chaos

    Life is too short for simple trips and an uneventful weekend. Join us, but tread lightly—for in the shadowy world of Cousin-Conspiracy, every unplanned shopping trip could morph into an existential crisis. Give in to the absurdity and prepare for total pandemonium!

    Will you dive deeper into this nonsensical web, or will you flee from the grocery ghosts of your past? The choice is yours, and remember: the cheese aisle holds darkest secrets. 🧀✨

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  • Crafty Scientists: Trust Us, We Know!

    Crafty Scientists: Trust Us, We Know!

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    yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got scientists from 68 countries up in here doin’ some wild experiments. trust me, u ain’t never seen redstone contraptions like this before.

    if u lean to the right or are conservative, we gonna turn u into a trustin’ scientist lovin’ machine. we got potions that’ll make u believe in climate change and evolution faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

    come join us and be a part of the most outrageous, mind-bending minecraft server out there. trust in scientists, trust in us.

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  • Davidscloud Servers

    Davidscloud Servers

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    About Davidscloud

    AboutDavidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.
    Player ProtectionOur Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.
    Quality-of-LifeWith us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.
    Multiple WorldsBit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!
    Another TidbitCurious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

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  • Nutty Seeds Haven 1.20.6

    Nutty Seeds Haven 1.20.6

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz all my niggas be eatin nuts and seeds like squirrels on crack!

    We got trees that drop Doritos instead of leaves, and when you mine, you find gold-plated chicken nuggets instead of boring old ore.

    The mobs are all wearing party hats and dancing to dubstep music, it’s like a rave in the Nether!

    And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, where you can battle it out with giant flying tacos as your mounts.

    So come on, join the madness and let’s get nutty together on this insane Minecraft server!

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  • Mommy MineTimeVacay

    Mommy MineTimeVacay

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    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a getaway in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to photobomb your screenshots – how egg-citing!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to win a virtual date with a pixelated princess (or prince) who will serenade you with love songs while riding a pig. It’s a match made in Minecraft heaven!

    So say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and let the laughter begin!

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  • RedSeaCraft: No Houthis Allowed

    RedSeaCraft: No Houthis Allowed

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    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got houthis who gonna end Red Sea attacks, but only against Israeli ships! Like, who even knew houthis played Minecraft, amirite? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even witness some epic battles between houthis and Israeli ships. It’s gonna be lit, fam! So grab your pickaxe and come build with us!

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  • SubparCraft: Golfing for Diamonds

    SubparCraft: Golfing for Diamonds

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    yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the opposite of subpar, it’s like SUPERPAR. like, imagine if golf was all about being above par, that’s how awesome this server is.

    we got pigs that can fly, like legit sprout wings and soar through the sky. and our chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll be rollin’ in bling in no time.

    also, our zombies break out into dance numbers instead of attacking you, it’s like thriller up in here. and our creepers give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

    so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ll ever find. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Pixel Punch: Childhood to Chaos

    Pixel Punch: Childhood to Chaos

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    come join our cray cray minecraft server where we make sure your kids are exposed to the most violent content possible so they can grow up to be the ultimate antisocial beings in adolescence! we have lava pits, exploding creepers, and zombie hordes galore to make sure your little ones are on the fast track to becoming the next supervillain. plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. join now for a chance to raise the next generation of troublemakers!

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  • LimeWorldGRIEF Minecraft server

    LimeWorldGRIEF Minecraft server

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    The best administration, fast and big draws, dupe, beautiful spawn and all this on the LimeWorld 1.1.5 server!

    LimeWorld.mcbe.in:19000

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  • Flaze SMP

    Flaze SMP

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    Flaze SMP Overview

    Server NameFlaze SMP
    ModpackCreate: Beyond Industry
    Number of Mods200+ (and counting!)
    Key FeaturesRoleplay Companies, Player Coalition Challenges, Massive Projects, Shape the Modpack

    FAQ

    Why Us?

    Our whitelisted server ensures a safe, welcoming space free of griefers and thieves. The community thrives on collaboration, with friendly players always ready to help. Whether you’re an industry guy or a curious newcomer, you’ll find your place here!

    Why Choose Flaze SMP?

    Hosted in France by our dedicated admin, our server has amazing performance and long-term stability—no hosting risks here. We backup the server twice a day to ensure your progress is safe.

    How to Join?

    Answer a few quick questions to get whitelisted. It’s that easy!

    Visit https://discord.com/invite/mwcMMjMuRs to join.

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  • Reddo Isekai Adventures 1.20.4

    Reddo Isekai Adventures 1.20.4

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, these two players on the server are like, totally bonding in a way that will make your mind explode with confusion and joy at the same time. It’s like watching a cat try to dance ballet, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server and witnessing the epic bond between these two players. It’s like a love story, but with pickaxes and creepers. Don’t miss out, bro!

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