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  • Shopocalypse: Friday or Bust!

    Shopocalypse: Friday or Bust!

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    Welcome to Cousin-Conspiracy! The Groceries of Doom!**

    Prepare yourself, intrepid traveler of the pixelated realm! You are about to enter a world where shopping trips transform into cataclysmic events, grocery lists become sacred texts, and cousinly grudges ignite into full-blown epic quests! Here, the ordinary acts of buying food or planning a trip spiral into a saga of betrayal, packing dilemmas, and unseen forces of Cosmic Grocery Nihilism.


    The Chaos on Aisle 7: A Cosmic Dinner

    You thought you understood the mundane? Think again! In Cousin-Conspiracy, every Friday shadows a hidden agenda. Shopping with your cousin isn’t just about snacks and essentials; it’s the final boss battle in the chaotic landscape of family politics!

      • Choose your character:
        • The Reluctant Adventurer: Who dares decline the Saturday grocery pilgrimage?
        • The Grudge Keeper: Thy cousin shall pursue revenge within the aisles of Costco!
        • The Tentative Planner: Juggling overnight school trips while dodging shopping bullets.

    Unraveling the Lore of Shopping Trips: The Legends of Guilt and Duty

    Gather ’round and hear the whispers of the town! Rumor has it, rejecting a simple shopping spree can lead to dire consequences. Players who defy the monthly Costco pilgrimage are said to suffer from The Non-Participation Spiral—a descent into a realm void of snacks and familial acceptance. Oh, dare you tread into this abyss?

    Shopping Mechanics: What to Expect

    Mechanic Effect
    Mystic Grocery Cart Transport magical items, such as Forgotten Chips and Lost Recipes!
    Cousin Rage Mode Each refusal boosts her power; prepare to face the consequences!
    Pack-it-Up Challenge Complete before the Sunday deadline! Fail, and lose valuable resources!

    NOTE: Joining this server may cause unexpected familial rifts and the lingering dread of disapproval. Player beware!


    The Cult of Grocery Enthusiasts: Join Us!

    Are you ready to embrace the absurdity? Join the ranks of those who deny their grocery fates and assemble a cadre of equally disturbed souls! Share your tales of familial defiance and yes, we demand your grocery lists—powerful artifacts brimming with charisma!

    Testimonials from the Unhinged

    “I paused my college plans for Costco once, and my cousin hasn’t looked at me the same since.” – A Disgruntled Adventurer

    “Grocery shopping? Who needs it! I’m too busy dodging responsibility and creating chaotic life narratives!” – The Nonchalant Rogue


    Controversial Claims: This server is rumored to have shut down entire grocery chains for unauthorized disappearances of shopping lists. Shocking? Yes! Desirable? Absolutely!

    Frequently Unanswered Questions (FAQ)

      • Q: Why did I join this server?

        • A: That’s a question only you can unpack, dear traveler.
      • Q: What’s the first rule of Cousin-Conspiracy?
        • A: You will NEVER understand the first rule.

    Final Invitation to Chaos

    Life is too short for simple trips and an uneventful weekend. Join us, but tread lightly—for in the shadowy world of Cousin-Conspiracy, every unplanned shopping trip could morph into an existential crisis. Give in to the absurdity and prepare for total pandemonium!

    Will you dive deeper into this nonsensical web, or will you flee from the grocery ghosts of your past? The choice is yours, and remember: the cheese aisle holds darkest secrets. 🧀✨

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MagicLand SMP v1

    MagicLand SMP v1

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    MagicLand SMP v1 is a Balkan server with many unique plugins! Come in and have fun!! . . . .

    195.200.15.15:28011

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  • Thrilland

    Thrilland

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    Servidor survival 1.20.4 Join us and enjoy with us https://discord.gg/FmtvaDE7uY

    Ranks, shop, jobs… If you like farming this will be your server

    mc.thrilland.es

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Over The Hill Gamers: SMP – Where ‘vanilla’ really means they forgot the mods…sigh.

    Over The Hill Gamers: SMP – Where ‘vanilla’ really means they forgot the mods…sigh.

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description It’s a small SMP server comprised of respectful older adults. I have gone white-listed to prevent random griefing.
    Online Players 3-8 online at a given time
    Hardware Recently upgraded to handle a few more players
    Game Version Java 1.21
    Features No PVP, No mods for technical gameplay

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I join the server?

    A: Yes, you can join by sending a message and requesting the discord info.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have rules against griefing, stealing, and being disrespectful to other players.

    Q: What type of gameplay is encouraged on the server?

    A: Building, creating farms, and enjoying the game in a friendly environment.

    Q: Are players of all skill levels welcome?

    A: Yes, all skill levels are welcomed on the server.

    Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

    A: While it’s geared towards older adults, age is not a restriction as long as players are respectful.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KweenCraft Minecraft Server

    KweenCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a black kween who has been elected as president by real white men who know what’s up! Join us and bask in the glory of this magnificent exemplar of black womanly excellence as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually located on a secret island where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are afraid of players. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show your support for our fabulous president! #BlackKweenForPresident #MinecraftMadness

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