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Brainless

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ 1.21 ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ ꜱᴍᴘ ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ Qᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀꜰ ᴍᴀɪɴ ꜰᴏᴄᴜꜱ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ.

𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴛᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏʙᴛᴀɪɴ ʙʏ ᴘʟᴀʏᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ 2 ᴅᴏɴᴏʀ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ɪɴ-ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʙʏ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ /ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ.

𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐬 ᴏɴ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴜʏ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʀᴇɴᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴅɪꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

badass, badass group, Blockheads, group, Kek, KekCraft, smp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Void Gems Collected:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	3565	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PillagedParents Minecraft Server

Accountability, anxiety treatment, boundary violation, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional support, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, medication management, medication security, medication theft, Minecraft, parental betrayal, PillagedParents, prescription medication, Server, substance abuse, surgery preparation, trust issues

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	4413
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Towns Built:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and mystery!

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who might be stealing your diamonds or blowing up your base. Will it be your mom, your dad, or even your own husband? The suspense is real!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!

PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP, Honesty, humor, Kindness, long term, loyalty, Meaningful connections, mutual respect, Qualities, Reliability, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you value qualities like being able to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, having epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs boring old friendships when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to wreak havoc with? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the insanity begin!

BedroomTreasureHideout

bedroom organization, bedroom storage, BedroomTreasureHideout, behind furniture, clever hiding spots, creative hiding places, hidden treasures, hiding in plain sight, hiding spots, home security, in a bookshelf, in a closet, in a jewelry box, in a shoebox, in a storage bin, inside a drawer, Secret Compartments, secret stash, under the bed, under the mattress, under the rug

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Looking for a place to hide your diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most seasoned players won’t be able to find. From hiding your loot under your bed to burying it deep underground, the possibilities are endless! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your precious items. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the thrill of the hunt on our server!

CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

Attack, Axios, Conflict, CraftyIranAttack, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, large-scale, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Minister, Reports, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, US

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Items Found:	4709	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the craziest adventures waiting for you!

imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you! but don’t worry, because our server has specially trained ninja llamas that will come to your rescue and take out those pesky pigs in no time!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will challenge you to a game of chess before letting you in.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we have players from all over the world, including a group of alien pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. it’s wild, man.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright hilarious adventures of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKremlin

border disputes, civilians, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Territory, Towns, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Potions Brewed:	38	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA BE LIKE “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!” 180,000 PPL EVACUATIN’ CUZ THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS. UKRAINE BE TAKIN’ OVER 28 TOWNS BUT WHO CARES WHEN U CAN BUILD UR OWN TOWN AND RULE DA WORLD IN DIS SERVER. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN, WE PROMISE NO EVACUATIONS…MAYBE.

KrugerCraft: Ignorance is Bliss

Behavior, BIAS, Bliss, cognitive bias, Decision making, Dunning-Kruger effect, Expertise, ignorance, ignorance is bliss, Incompetence, intelligence, knowledge, KrugerCraft, learning, metacognition, overconfidence, Perception, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self-evaluation, self-perception

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

come join our minecraft server where the dunning kruger effect is our motto! we believe in the power of ignorance and bliss, where you can be as clueless as you want and still rule the world!

imagine a world where you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon. on our server, anything is possible, even if you have no idea what you’re doing!

we have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of being totally clueless and still coming out on top. join us and see if you have what it takes to be the most blissfully ignorant player in all of minecraft!

so come on down to our server and embrace the dunning kruger effect like never before. who needs knowledge when you have sheer dumb luck on your side?

AngryTabletTrouble

anger, AngryTabletTrouble, Behavior, children, Cognitive, Development, Difficulties, digital devices, early childhood, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Frustration, learning, mental health, parenting, preschooler, screen time, Skills, study, tablet use, Technology

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ores Mined:	4706
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4109
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, it will make u forget all ur anger and frustration from using a tablet too much as a preschooler.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit.

if u join dis server, u will be transported to a magical land where u can forget all ur problems and just have a blast building and exploring.

who needs emotional regulation skills when u can just play minecraft all day? come join us and let all ur worries melt away in a sea of blocks and creepers.