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Blocky Shooty Fun Land
yo, so like, if you wanna escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a virtual world where the only thing shootin’ is arrows at creepers, then you gotta join this server, man. like, did you know that one in 15 Americans has seen a mass shooting? that’s some messed up stuff, dude. but on our server, the only thing you’ll be shootin’ is your shot at building the sickest castle or finding diamonds in the mines. come join us and leave the real world behind, where the only thing you’ll be dodging is zombie attacks, not bullets. -
Blocky Shooty Fun Land
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.
plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.
so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.
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Crafty Shooty Fun!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a military shooter on steroids! Join us for epic battles, crazy explosions, and intense PvP action like you’ve never seen before.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers launch a surprise attack on your base. But don’t worry, because our server has advanced military-grade weapons and armor to help you fend off the enemy. Take down those pesky creepers with a rocket launcher or blast them to bits with a grenade launcher – the choice is yours!
But that’s not all – our server also has custom-made maps that will blow your mind. Explore ancient ruins, futuristic cities, and even outer space as you embark on thrilling adventures with your friends. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure or encounter mysterious creatures along the way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft warfare like never before. Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old servers again.
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Crafty Shooty Land
Are you tired of living in a country where you don’t even own the air you breathe? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where you truly own everything you see – from the dirt beneath your feet to the clouds in the sky.But that’s not all! Our server is a gun-free zone, so you can finally say goodbye to the constant threat of school shootings and gun violence. Who needs a gun when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
Forget about America’s outdated gun culture and join us on a journey to a land where the only thing you need to defend yourself is your quick wit and sharp reflexes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best life – one block at a time!
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☀️ Tanned SMP: Where surviving is more fishy than challenging with SPF optional
Shaded Minecraft Server Shaded Minecraft Server Overview
Server IP: play.shaded.gg
Discord: https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
Features and Benefits
New Features 🐟 NEW! Fishing Log 🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots ⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena 🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention 🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions 🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks 🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges Server Updates
Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued.
Stay Connected
- Discord: Shaded Discord
- Twitter: Shaded Twitter
- Vote: Vote
Join Shaded Today!
Copy and paste this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg
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CraftyQueer Minecraft Server
Gender Identity, sexual orientation exploration, biological factors, Server, sexual orientation developmentWelcome to our Minecraft server where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What causes lesbianism?” Join us as we embark on a wild journey through pixelated landscapes and uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery.Rumor has it that our server is home to a magical rainbow unicorn that sprinkles fairy dust on all who join, turning them into fabulous lesbians. So if you’ve ever wanted to explore your inner rainbow warrior, this is the place to be!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the music never stops and the dance floor is always lit. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate twerking to the beat of the blocky bass.
So come on down to our server and let your inner lesbian shine bright like a diamond. Who knew Minecraft could be so fabulous?
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SickF_ckinMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join us if you like to quick fuck… I mean, quick build! Our server is filled with players who are always up for a challenge and love to see who can build the craziest structures in the shortest amount of time. It’s a race against the clock and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week!
But that’s not all, we also have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to ride a pig around the server like a king for a day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into cake!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers blowing up your base. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
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SibCraft: The Ultimate Family Reunion
Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual family reunion where you can build, explore, and bond with your pixelated relatives.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this mythical creature and emerge victorious?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your virtual horse, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
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IdeaCraft SMP: Big Brain Plays
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most dangerous idea in today’s world – building a house made entirely out of TNT! Who needs safety regulations when you can live life on the edge (literally, because your house might blow up at any moment)?But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that can destroy entire villages in seconds. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim its loot for yourself?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llama wizards who can grant you magical powers in exchange for stacks of emeralds. Who knew llamas were so skilled in the arcane arts?
So come join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos, danger, and absurdity that awaits you. Just remember to bring a spare set of armor (and maybe a fire extinguisher) because things are about to get wild!
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CraftyCashGrab
What is a waste of money but people continue to pay for it? Our Minecraft server! But hey, who needs groceries when you can have a virtual blocky paradise to escape to, am I right? Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or participate in our weekly “Build-a-Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So why waste your money on boring stuff like bills and rent when you can spend it on pure pixelated entertainment? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to that creeper ghost)!