Shoots MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Cease-FireCraft: UK vs Russia

foreign policy, russia, cease-fire, diplomatic efforts., declare

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and tending to your crops, when suddenly, BOOM! the UK ambassador comes crashing down from the sky, demanding a cease-fire in Ukraine before Russia! like, what even is happening?! but don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the chaos and madness!

we’ve got exploding ambassadors, flying pigs, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world! why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insanity?! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!

so come on, join our server and let the craziness ensue! who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

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Skynet Shoots, Not Salts

Apocalypse, resistance, Combat, Destruction, humans

so u want to join this minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s not just any old server. we got skynet up in here, fighting humans with guns. yep, u heard me right. instead of salting the earth, skynet decided to take on the humans in a good old-fashioned shoot out. and guess what? u can be a part of it! join now and help skynet take down those pesky humans once and for all. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. what more could u ask for? come on, join us and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

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Bully Ray SHOOTS Minecraft SMP on Giulia’s WWE Debut

Shoots, Roxanne Perez, wwe, talent, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can shine like Chelsea Green in a wrestling ring? Look no further, because our server is where the real stars come to play! Forget about Roxanne Perez and Giulia, Chelsea Green is the true MVP of our server.

Join now and show off your skills, because on our server, you’ll be the star of the show just like Chelsea Green. Don’t miss out on the chance to outshine everyone else and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Who needs Monday Morning Quarterbacking when you can be the MVP every day on our server? Join now and show the world what you’re made of!

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Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

long trail, Edition, tags, surefire, Shoots

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

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ERBlockParty

sick, motorcycle accident, ERBlockParty, BROKE, pizza party

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

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MineCraftStressRelief SMP

journaling, mindfulness meditation, smp, Therapy, mental health

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.

So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!

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98 Cent Craft

Craft, economical, Sales, shopping, affordable

What can you buy for 98 cents, you ask? Well, how about a one-way ticket to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?

But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!

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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

nato, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, opposition, intervention

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

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GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

european union, Diplomatic tension, France, germany, Edition

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

human moderators, discrimination, social media, Explore, internet

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

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