Shoots – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

Cease-FireCraft: UK vs Russia
Ambassador, Call, cease-fire, ceasefire agreement, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, declare, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tension, russia, Shoots, uk, Ukraine, united nations
so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and tending to your crops, when suddenly, BOOM! the UK ambassador comes crashing down from the sky, demanding a cease-fire in Ukraine before Russia! like, what even is happening?! but don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the chaos and madness!
we’ve got exploding ambassadors, flying pigs, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world! why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insanity?! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!
so come on, join our server and let the craziness ensue! who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

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Skynet Shoots, Not Salts
Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, battle, Combat, Destruction, Dystopia, Future, Guns, humans, machine uprising, post-apocalyptic, Rebellion, resistance, Robots, Salts, science fiction, Shoots, skynet, Survival, Technology, War, WARFARE
so u want to join this minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s not just any old server. we got skynet up in here, fighting humans with guns. yep, u heard me right. instead of salting the earth, skynet decided to take on the humans in a good old-fashioned shoot out. and guess what? u can be a part of it! join now and help skynet take down those pesky humans once and for all. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. what more could u ask for? come on, join us and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

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Bully Ray SHOOTS Minecraft SMP on Giulia’s WWE Debut
Analysis, bully, Bully Ray, Chelsea Green, commentary, critique, debut, enhance the roster, Giulia, Giulias, give the rub, main roster talent, Minecraft, Monday Morning Quarterback, NXT, outshined, professional wrestling, RAY, Roxanne Perez, segment, Shoots, smp, star of the show, talent, wrestling, wwe, WWE Debut
Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can shine like Chelsea Green in a wrestling ring? Look no further, because our server is where the real stars come to play! Forget about Roxanne Perez and Giulia, Chelsea Green is the true MVP of our server.
Join now and show off your skills, because on our server, you’ll be the star of the show just like Chelsea Green. Don’t miss out on the chance to outshine everyone else and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Who needs Monday Morning Quarterbacking when you can be the MVP every day on our server? Join now and show the world what you’re made of!

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Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition
club, Crafters, CREEPIN, Edition, lol, long trail, Sheriff, shitheads, Shoots, surefire, tags, カリオペ, 森
Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.
So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

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”Minecraft SMP: 5’6 Turbo Manlet”
5’6, attraction, early checkout, Humiliation, LIFESPAN, MANLET, Minecraft, mockery, MONEY, Respect, shame, smp, social value, Turbo
Are you tired of being a 5’6 turbo manlet in real life? Do you feel like other men will never respect you and women will never be genuinely attracted to you? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is equal!
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a towering giant or a tiny pixie. No one will judge you based on your height, and you’ll never have to worry about being mocked or humiliated. Plus, you’ll have the chance to make tons of virtual money and live out your wildest fantasies without any limitations.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world behind. Who needs to endure shame and humiliation when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

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Aoko’s Life Coach Minecraft Server
Anime, Aoko, Aokos, Character development, character evolution, Coach, complex relationships, emotional growth, Inner Demons, Life, life coach, Mentorship, Minecraft, overcoming past trauma, personal journey, redemption arc, relationship dynamics, Server, Shiki, Supernatural powers, transformation, tsukihime, type moon, violent tsundere, visual novel
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild adventure where Aoko, the once violent tsundere, has now become Shiki’s life coach! That’s right, folks, witness the epic transformation as Aoko trades in her fiery temper for some good old-fashioned wisdom and guidance.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer dance move or two).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this zany journey and see why our Minecraft server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the pixelated village). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the laughs, thrills, and diamond pickaxe-induced dance parties that await you!

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Minecraft SMP: Chunky Shopper’s Delight
balance, chunky, DELIGHT, discussion, fat, Fatfur, fetish, fetishes, für, Furry, Images, Junk Food, Male Fatfur, Minecraft, pastebin, Safe, shoppers., shopping, smp, sub-fetish, TEMPLATE, Thread, Writing, yeen
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat and fabulous! Join us for a chance to build your dream fat fortress, filled with all the delicious junk food your heart desires.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with endless supplies of cake and cookies. Will you be the one to uncover its sugary secrets?
And let’s not forget about our resident yeen who needs help with his shopping for even more fattening treats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into while stocking up on snacks?
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s get fat and fabulous together!

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> I Can’t President Minecraft Server
i can’t president, long tail tags, Minecraft, president, Server
Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can become the President of the entire virtual universe! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, you’ll be making executive decisions and passing virtual laws like a boss.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always looking for new recruits. Join them and learn the ways of stealth and combat in epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

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Hobbs Demolishing Marks Minecraft SMP
Achievements, batsman, Centuries, Cricket, demolishing, DOMINANCE, england, History, hobbs, innings, Legacy, Legendary, marks, Masterclass, Minecraft, player, power-hitting, record-breaking, smp, sports, Technique, Unbeatable
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, Hobbs is on a rampage demolishing everyone’s builds! That’s right, you can watch in awe as Hobbs wreaks havoc on unsuspecting players, leaving chaos and destruction in his wake.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless treasure or will you fall victim to the llamas’ devious plans?
So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

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Vanilla server Minecraft server
1.21, Emerald Valley, minecraft server, vanilla server
Emerald Valley Vanilla server 1.21
51.210.221.83:3161

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Midnight Madness Minecraft Server
0053, bedtime, bedtime routine, Calm, Cozy, Goodnight, late night, lovely people, madness, midnight, Minecraft, night owl, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Relaxation, REST, Server, sleep time, sleep well, Sweet Dreams, tired, Tranquil, winding down
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby at 00:53? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you wide awake with excitement! Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community so lively, you’ll forget what sleep even is. Who needs a goodnight’s rest when you can be having a blast on our server? So come on, join us and stay up all night with the most awesome players around! Goodnight? More like good times!

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THE TOP MINECRAFT SMP
089 IS BITCOIN’S CEILLING, 81, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY GAINSSSS AAAAAAA, Bitcoin, Ceiling, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, financial analysis, Gains, Investment, market analysis, market highs, market predictions, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, smp, stock market, THAT WAS THE TOP, the top, Top, top performers, top trends, Trading
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the sky’s the limit…literally! We’ve set the world height limit to 81,089 because why not?
But that’s not all! We’ve also got a secret underground Bitcoin mine where players can earn virtual cryptocurrency while they play. Who needs diamonds when you can have Bitcoin, am I right?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the world. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those llamas…they mean business.

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BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server
#baubau-related content, 3D Debut, 9PM ET, baubau, baubaus, debut, Eat, Fun, fuwamoco, General Homework, merch, Minecraft, NAP, NSFW, Repeat Edition, SC Reading, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, Tuesday 11/12, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride of Homework -> Eat -> Nap -> Repeat Edition, where the only rule is to have a blast!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our upcoming stream involves SC Reading on Tuesday 11/12 @9PM ET, where we dive into the craziest stories and memes from our community? Or maybe you’re interested in our previous stream where we watched a video of a cat trying to play Minecraft – pure comedy gold!
But wait, there’s more! We have a 1st original song called BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t even get me started on our 3D debut that had us all rolling on the floor laughing!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft dance party with our hilarious community members. See you there!

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Boring Minecraft SMP Adventures
Adventures, Boring, Characters, crime, Disliked, Drama, family, HBO, Italian-American, long tail, love life, Mafia, Meadow Soprano, Minecraft, Mob, New Jersey, relationships, series, smp, sopranos, television, tony soprano, tv show
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the drama is as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens!
Join us if you’ve never cared for Meadow’s love life, because here, we’ve got llamas getting married, villagers starting a gossip club, and creepers trying to find their soulmates (spoiler alert: it never ends well).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where Endermen show off their sick dance moves, and the Nether is basically a hot mess of piglins throwing wild parties with gold nuggets as currency.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a soap opera on steroids, come join us and prepare for a wild ride! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two.

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