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Skynet Shoots, Not Salts

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, battle, Combat, Destruction, Dystopia, Future, Guns, humans, machine uprising, post-apocalyptic, Rebellion, resistance, Robots, Salts, science fiction, Shoots, skynet, Survival, Technology, War, WARFARE

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Divine Spears Created:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchantments Applied:	115
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Items Found:	3859
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

so u want to join this minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s not just any old server. we got skynet up in here, fighting humans with guns. yep, u heard me right. instead of salting the earth, skynet decided to take on the humans in a good old-fashioned shoot out. and guess what? u can be a part of it! join now and help skynet take down those pesky humans once and for all. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. what more could u ask for? come on, join us and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Bully Ray SHOOTS Minecraft SMP on Giulia’s WWE Debut

Analysis, bully, Bully Ray, Chelsea Green, commentary, critique, debut, enhance the roster, Giulia, Giulias, give the rub, main roster talent, Minecraft, Monday Morning Quarterback, NXT, outshined, professional wrestling, RAY, Roxanne Perez, segment, Shoots, smp, star of the show, talent, wrestling, wwe, WWE Debut

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Falling into the Void:	3	Emeralds Found:	6992
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can shine like Chelsea Green in a wrestling ring? Look no further, because our server is where the real stars come to play! Forget about Roxanne Perez and Giulia, Chelsea Green is the true MVP of our server.

Join now and show off your skills, because on our server, you’ll be the star of the show just like Chelsea Green. Don’t miss out on the chance to outshine everyone else and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Who needs Monday Morning Quarterbacking when you can be the MVP every day on our server? Join now and show the world what you’re made of!

Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

club, Crafters, CREEPIN, Edition, lol, long trail, Sheriff, shitheads, Shoots, surefire, tags, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Items Found:	3910

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas, HORIZON, hostage families, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation breakdown, No Deal, peace talks, PixelPanic, Politics, regional war, Server, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dimension Hops:	8

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

airstrikes, B-2 bombers, cnn, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, global politics, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHateCraft, international relations, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, news coverage, Politics, strike, US, us military, War on Terror, Yemen

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

Craft, hydrophobic purification tag, Medical research, mRNA, mRNA synthesis, mRNA vaccines, new technique, Nitrobenzyl, nitrobenzyl group, novel technique, phosphorylation, phosphorylation reagent, Purification, Reagent, reducing side effects, side effects, Synthesis, Tag, time-saving, vaccine development, Vaccines

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

Warning

Anarchy, data analysis, efficient workflow, fan-made server, lapata smp, lapata smp community, lapata smp fan, LifeSteal, minecraft community, minecraft server, powerful features, productivity tool, project control, project efficiency., project management, PvP, seamless integration, server banner, server description, server features, Survival, team collaboration, user-friendly interface

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Animals Bred:	142	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

illigallapata.us.to:2171

Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Villages Defended:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

patates_smp.falixsrv.me:29415

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

bad guy, bae, Chaos, Chill out, concern, cover, dream, gura, holoEN, irys, Kiara, making money, Minecraft, mori, pixelated, senpai, Server, sololive, Tension, Unavoidable Scenario, unpopular, valid

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2095	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Towns Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

Anime, character arc, Character development, character dynamics, character tropes, Communication Issues, emotional complexity, emotional growth, Fandom, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Otaku, personality traits, popular culture, relationships, romance, romantic tension, smp, Tsundere, Tsunderes

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	241	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	109	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!