1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats as they explode. You’ll be dancing your way through the mines, I guarantee it.
2. We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. It’s like Space Mountain, but way more dangerous.
3. Our PvP arena is so intense, players have been known to pull off 360 no-scope trickshots while battling it out. It’s like Call of Duty meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.
4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a challenge. Can you defeat the legendary ghostly griefer?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.
So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a hug. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas. Trust us, you won’t find that in any other SMP.
So if you’re ready to escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of chaos, adventure, and questionable llama fashion choices, join our Minecraft SMP today!
Join us and show off your zombie-slaying skills as you navigate through our custom-built apocalyptic world filled with abandoned cities, secret bunkers, and of course, tons of brain-hungry zombies.
But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can compete in zombie-killing competitions and win epic loot like enchanted armor and weapons. So grab your sword, sharpen your survival skills, and join us for the ultimate zombie apocalypse experience!
we also have a special event where players can participate in ‘sex-normalising’ surgeries on intersex villagers! help distressed parents make their child look like a specific sex by performing surgeries without consent! it’s totally inappropriate and totally hilarious!
so come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter on our server! but remember, always ask for consent before performing surgery on potatoes!
| Server Name | Brickband SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival Multiplayer |
| Server Theme | Medieval |
| Contact | Discord: flimsyflops #0485 |
To apply, add the server owner on Discord at flimsyflops #0485.
The goal is to create a huge medieval style world similar to Hermitcraft, focusing on building and community interaction.
PvP is generally discouraged, but some players may choose to engage in consensual PvP activities.
Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.
No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate removal from the server.
Certain mods or items may be restricted to maintain the integrity of the server. A list of banned items and mods will be provided upon joining.
As of now, there are no plans for server resets or wipes. The focus is on building a long-term world for players to enjoy.
Yes, the server may host events and competitions periodically to engage players and foster community interaction.
Yes, players are encouraged to invite friends to join the server, as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who are experts in cheese-making. They will teach you how to craft the most delicious cheese in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to make your pizzas extra cheesy and irresistible.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pineapple, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited pizza-making powers. Will you be the one to uncover this cheesy treasure?
So come join our wacky and delicious Minecraft server, where the pizzas are hot, the cheese is gooey, and the adventures are endless!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Our community is filled with players who are as dedicated to the game as a diamond miner in a cave.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map, just waiting for you to discover. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of diamonds!
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of leather armor? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.