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BlockyPoliceMC Server
OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally! -
SlowShotz Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of slow rifle shots! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly, out of nowhere, you hear the unmistakable sound of three slow rifle shots. But fear not, because mere seconds later, the shooter is taken down in a flurry of multiple gunshots. How did SS manage to kill the shooter so quickly, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret weapon up their sleeve… or maybe they’re just really good at Minecraft PVP.Join our server for a chance to experience epic battles, crazy plot twists, and maybe even uncover the mystery of SS’s lightning-fast reflexes. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary sharpshooter of the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
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Crafty Mind Patterns
u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u came to the right place, my friend. this server is so lit, ur brain will be detecting patterns without even trying. like, u won’t even have to think about it, it just happens.join us for the craziest adventures u can imagine. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. u think ur brain can handle all that awesomeness? well, u better buckle up, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, u heard me right. they crash-landed on earth and decided to set up a minecraft server as a cover. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.
so come on down to our server and let ur brain go wild. who knows what kind of crazy patterns u’ll start detecting. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.
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Hunters R Us Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We have a special feature called “Gon Selection” where you can choose from a variety of crazy Gons to play as, each with their own unique abilities and powers. Want to be a fire-breathing Gon that can turn water into lava? Done. How about a flying Gon that shoots lasers from its eyes? We got you covered.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gon King, a giant boss mob that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with Gons, mayhem, and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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MineCraft24HrLife
Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your impending doom. Plus, we have a secret potion that can grant you immortality…but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them with a swift kick to the face. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and live forever…or at least until your mom tells you to come to dinner. -
Lost Smell Syndrome Craft
so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride! -
Starry Night: The SMP Server where You Need a Secret Code to Get In… Just Kidding!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Vanilla++ with mods Active Players 10 Mods Alex’s Mobs, Farmers Delight, Dragon Mounts, Iron Spells, Brutual Bosses Features Active voice chat, proximity chat FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Please message me for our server discord information.
Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?
A: We have a set of rules posted in our discord server, please make sure to read and abide by them.
Q: Can I suggest mods for the server?
A: We are open to suggestions, feel free to share your ideas in the discord server.
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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable conversations in the chat. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and the occasional awkward moment like the one mentioned above. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared for some unexpected conversations along the way. -
> Money Inflated Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the real world economy crashing and burning like a creeper explosion in Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only stocks crashing are the ones you blow up with TNT.Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your gold has been stolen by a sneaky Enderman. No worries, just grab your pickaxe and go on a quest to get it back! And don’t even get us started on the housing market – our houses are never squatted in because we have iron golems as security guards.
So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only thing inflated is the size of your giant pixelated castle!