We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.
By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
But that’s not all, folks. On this server, we hold weekly competitions to decide what we should name our mini moon. From “Cheeseball” to “Moon McMoonface,” the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that the mini moon is actually made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. So not only is it a cool sight to see in the sky, but it’s also a treasure trove waiting to be mined!
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and be a part of naming Earth’s newest celestial body. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be able to tell your grandkids about the time you helped choose the name of a mini moon!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the legendary hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Survival | Player must survive in the world and build their own structures |
| Quests | Players can engage in quests to earn rewards |
| Player Run Shops | Players can set up their own shops to trade with others |
| PVP Arena | Players can engage in player vs player battles |
| Special Events | Server holds special events for players to participate in |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I apply to join the server? | You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process |
| Is there a whitelist for the server? | Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for our players |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community |
| Can I bring my friends to the server? | Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the application process |
| Are there any age restrictions to join? | Players must be at least 13 years old to join the server |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! That’s right, a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you can defeat it, all the treasure is yours!
But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding sheep as weapons! It’s shear madness, I tell you!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world! Join them in their quest for bovine domination!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, watch out for those laser-eyed chickens!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of squid kids who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only ink brushes and squid beakons.
Not convinced yet? How about this insane story – one time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the middle of a splatfest. Chaos ensued as players had to dodge exploding creepers while trying to cover the most turf. It was a splatastrophe, but also hilarious!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft Splatoon SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – you never know when they might crash the party!
Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.
So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!
| Active Members | 3 |
|---|---|
| Starter Crate | Special crate provided at the start |
| Hidden Crates | Crates hidden throughout the world |
| Crossplay Support | Supports both Bedrock and Java |
To join the server, click on the Discord link above and connect with other players.
The starter crate contains essential items to kick off your adventure on the server.
There are 3 active members on the New Life SMP Server.
Yes, there are hidden crates scattered throughout the world waiting to be found.
Yes, the server supports crossplay, so players on both Bedrock and Java editions can join.
Join us for epic adventures like riding a flying Aureus shot to Lupine Rue, battling Feixiao in a showdown that’s nothing to laugh at, and seeking the stars with the Myriad Celestia crew.
But that’s not all! Our server is packed with so much action, you’ll never want to log off. From character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, and more, to light cone banners that will have you hunting, being patient, and remembering the good times.
And don’t forget about our exclusive drip marketing, where you can snag Rappa and other goodies to enhance your gameplay.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in block land, adventurer!