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CraftyMILFixer-3%

aita, Cats, CraftyMILFixer3, deck frame, diy projects, Dogs, downsizing, firepit, grout lines, home repair, House, house appraisal, labor cost, material cost, mother-in-law, paver projects, Pets, professional work, resale value, shoddy work, tiled shower, yard reseeding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	125
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Votes:	3793
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of living in a house that looks like a tornado of pets and DIY disasters hit it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of real life!

Join us and experience a world where you can build and design to your heart’s content without worrying about chewed up stairs or shredded doors. Our virtual world is a paradise for those who appreciate quality craftsmanship and attention to detail.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also team up with other players to tackle epic quests and challenges. From repairing rotting deck frames to reseeding virtual yards, the possibilities are endless.

And the best part? You won’t have to deal with any mother-in-laws telling you that you’re being ridiculous for asking for fair compensation for your hard work. So come on over and let’s build a better world together – one block at a time!

UFO Vision Server

aliens, Blind, Extraterrestrial, flying objects, ideal vision, Mysterious, Paranormal, Perception, perfect vision, Phenomenon, Server, Sight, Supernatural, telescoping vision, UFO, ufos, Unidentified Aerial Phenomena, unidentified aircraft, unidentified flying objects, unidentified objects, unidentified objects in the sky, vision

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	134	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Star Shards Collected:	136	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

come join our minecraft server if you want to see UFOs with your ideal vision! we have a special plugin that spawns UFOs every hour and only players with the perfect telescoping vision can spot them. it’s like a game of hide and seek but with aliens! plus, if you’re blind, you won’t even know what you’re missing out on, so it’s a win-win situation. join now and become the ultimate UFO spotter in the minecraft universe!

ToxicCraft: No PFAS Allowed!

Allowed, chemical exposure, consumer awareness, contaminated products, contamination, diet, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Food Safety, government regulations, harmful substances, health concerns, health risks, industrial waste, long-term effects, PFAS, public health, regulatory measures, risk assessment, toxic chemicals, ToxicCraft, water supply

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

are you tired of eating toxic PFAS in your food? come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of evil chemicals and build a world free of contamination!

imagine a land where the grass is always greener because it’s not tainted with harmful substances. a place where the water is crystal clear because it’s not polluted with toxic waste.

join us and embark on a quest to rid the world of PFAS once and for all! gather your friends, arm yourselves with pickaxes and swords, and let’s take down those pesky chemicals together.

who needs a balanced diet when you can have a balanced ecosystem in minecraft? say goodbye to PFAS and hello to a world of endless possibilities! join now and start your journey to a cleaner, safer minecraft universe.

EarthPinas

Adventures, building, casual gameplay, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, dynamic, EarthPinas, Engaging, high-stakes gameplay, landscapes, Minecraft, newcomers, Obstacles, Players, powerful tools, Resources, Server, Supportive Community, Survival, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6143
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to EarthPinas, a dynamic and engaging Minecraft server! Join our community of passionate players to explore vast landscapes, face challenging obstacles, and embark on exciting adventures. Whether you prefer casual or high-stakes gameplay, we offer powerful tools and resources for building, crafting, and survival. With regular updates and a welcoming, supportive community, EarthPinas is perfect for both seasoned veterans and newcomers. Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

66.206.27.194:50127

⚔️MINEWARD⚔️ [avoiding pvp at all costs] {testing the waters} {beginner version}

action RPG, Alpha, Avoiding, Beginner, Boss, cave expeditions, Combat, Costs, Discord, EULA Compliant, Full Set Bonuses, Item Abilities, jewel finding, leviathan hunting, Mineward, mobs, multiplayer, non-p2w, PvE, PvP, TESTERS NEEDED, Testing, tombs, unique mechanics, Version, Waters

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2534	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8375	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

IP Address	mineward.us.to (1.19.4-1.21)
AVAILABLE ON	Java and Bedrock
About Mineward Server	Welcome to Mineward! A combat and boss focused server with custom mobs, item abilities, and unique mechanics. Non-P2W and filled with multiplayer-compatible content.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the primary focus of the server?	The server is primarily focused on combat and bosses, with custom mobs and unique mechanics.
Are there any specific areas to explore?	Yes, there are tombs, caves, leviathans, and jewels to find. Plenty of content for multiplayer exploration.
Is the server EULA compliant?	Yes, the server is EULA compliant and non-P2W, making it a passion project for the owners.
How can I join the server?	You can join using the IP address mineward.us.to on Java or Bedrock versions.
Is there a Discord server for Mineward?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/AmXXkut for updates and community interaction.

Boomer4Prez Minecraft Server

age discrimination, Ageism, Boomer4Prez, elderly candidates, life expectancy, Minecraft, oldest president, political age limits, political commentary, Political satire, presidential age limits, presidential campaign, presidential candidates, presidential candidates age, presidential elections, presidential eligibility, presidential health, Presidential history, presidential qualifications, presidential qualifications debate, presidential term limits, Server, us politics

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as old as the hills? Well, look no further because our server is run by a grandpa who’s literally the oldest in history! He’s so old, he’s practically a fossil! Join us before he checks out any day now and leaves us all to fend for ourselves in the wild world of Minecraft. Who needs a young whippersnapper as president when you can have a seasoned veteran like him leading the way? Join now for a server experience that’s older than dirt!

CutenessCraft Minecraft Server

awkwardness, can’t get laid, cute, CutenessCraft, decent money, Insecurity, Introvert, lack of social skills, Loneliness, low self-worth, Minecraft, no friends, rejection, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, Server, socially awkward

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	2664
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of being called cute all the time and still not getting laid because you’re socially awkward with no real friends? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate player pimp! With our virtual world, you can make all the money you want, build epic structures, and finally get the attention you deserve from all the virtual babes. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual community to impress? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

CraftyCrashCourse

Accountability, Apology, car accidents, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyCrashCourse, dangerous driving, ethical dilemma, insulin, letter writing, medical error, Nurse, Parental Responsibility, parenting, patient safety, remorse, road rage, road safety, Safety concerns, texting and driving, Young drivers

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Towns Built:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my encounter with that reckless driver? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and adrenaline-pumping adventures.

Imagine driving through our virtual world, dodging obstacles and swerving to avoid dangerous players (just like that crazy driver). But don’t worry, our players are just as friendly as that apologetic mom I met.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re building your dream castle or racing against time to escape a mob of angry zombies. And hey, if you ever feel the need to vent like I did with that letter, our community is here to listen and support you.

So come on, join us and let’s make some insane memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure like I did when I uncovered the truth about that reckless driver. See you in the game!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

blockparty, daily joys, daily pick-me-ups, everyday delights, everyday happiness, feel-good moments, happiness boosters, happy moments, instant mood boosters, little moments of joy, little things, Minecraft, mood enhancers, mood lifters, positive vibes, Server, simple pleasures, simple pleasures in life, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small happinesses, small joys, tiny delights

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Farms Harvested:	765	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with sweet melodies. Picture this: every time you defeat a mob, a parade of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles congratulates you on your victory. And get this – every time you build a house, a majestic unicorn appears to bless your humble abode with good luck and rainbows.

Join our server for a guaranteed daily dose of laughter, magic, and pure chaos. Who needs therapy when you can spend your days frolicking with friendly creepers and riding on the backs of flying llamas? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the absurdity begin!

BlockBusterFamFails

awkward family movie, awkward movie night, bad movie choice, bad movie choice for family, BlockBusterFamFails, cringe-worthy film, cringeworthy movie, embarrassing movie night, family bonding, family movie disaster, family movie fail, Family movie night, inappropriate content, inappropriate movie, movie night disaster, movie night gone wrong, movie night regret, uncomfortable film, uncomfortable movie, worst movie

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1235	Players Killed by Monsters:	8303
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate family-friendly chaos zone! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether portal maze.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed by a mischievous Enderman who turned them all into chickens! Now, they roam the server clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their trusty swine companions and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and zombie hoards. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarian options available).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a Ghast’s aim and as hilarious as a villager trading with a zombie, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on our server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those chicken players).

SpyCraft: Short-Staffed & Silly

counterintelligence, Cyber Security, Defense, Espionage, european security, foreign affairs, German, Global threats, government agencies, intelligence, international relations, national security, russia, security measures, short-staffed, ShortStaffed, silly, spy agency, Spycraft, staffing issues, States, Surveillance, Threats

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the secret base for the german spy agency, but they’re all too short-staffed to deal with threats from russia and other states. so they’re like, “hey, let’s recruit some minecraft players to help us out!”

you gotta join this server because you’ll be like a super spy, taking down bad guys and saving the world with your epic minecraft skills. plus, you’ll get to use all these cool gadgets and secret weapons that the german spy agency has hidden in the server.

and get this, sometimes the russian spies try to infiltrate the server, but you’ll be there to stop them with your mad minecraft skills. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft.

so come join the fun and be a hero in this crazy, action-packed minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a secret mission from the german spy agency to save the world. just watch out for those sneaky russian spies!