shoddy science Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CousinRuleBreakerCraft

aita, authority figure, bookstore, cousin, CousinRuleBreakerCraft, Dangerous, Doctor, inaccurate science, jurassic park, Jurassic world, Michael Crichton, movies, Nonsensical, novel, Peer, pocket money, rule, shoddy science, turning a blind eye, uncle, Warning

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Potions Brewed:	146
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

Prison Break Minecraft Server

behind bars, Break, Convict, convicted felon, Correctional Facility, criminal, criminal justice system, detention, FAGGOT, federal prison, Forgot, incarceration, Inmate, Justice, Kek, law enforcement, Legal System, locked up, Minecraft, Prison, prison life, punishment, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even federal prisoners are welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is so lit that even the toughest criminals can’t resist logging on for a good time.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re locked up in a cell. Who needs real life when you can escape to our virtual world and build the craziest creations you can imagine?

So come on, hop on our server and let’s show those feds what real freedom looks like. Just watch out for any unexpected shank attacks from our resident inmates-turned-gamers!

Cash Me Outside Minecraft SMP

20, AMOUNT, ANNOYING, Cash, Chile, considerable amount, Country, DESPERATE, donation, Family Support, financial support, long tail tags, MAKE UP, Minecraft, Mods, owe rent, PAJEET, Rent, smp, Sorry., STUDENT, Visit, work and study

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Void Armor Forged:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Hey there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is $20! That’s right, in this crazy world, $20 is the key to success.

Why $20, you ask? Well, in this server, $20 is like gold. It’s the only way to pay rent, buy items, and even make friends! We’ve got students working and studying at the same time just to scrape together enough $20 bills to survive. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but with your help, we can all make it through.

So come on down to our server (we won’t tell you the name because it’s a secret) and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might even meet our resident Chilean player who’s just trying to pay their rent. And remember, $20 is the key to it all. See you there!

CourtCraft: Uncle Edition

age discrimination, Agreement, aita, Babysitting, Confrontation, Court, CourtCraft, Edition, family, family help, hours worked, household cleaner, Job, misunderstanding, payment, Résumé, self employed, small claims court, uncle, Wage, work

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a job? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and work for our uncle David, the self-employed household cleaner! Earn a whopping $15 an hour and gain valuable experience for your resume (because let’s be real, babysitting doesn’t count). But be warned, Uncle David may try to pull a fast one on you like he did with this poor soul who worked 100 hours without pay! Will you stand up for yourself and take him to small claims court? Only on our server will you experience such wild family drama while mining for diamonds and building epic structures! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a paycheck that may or may not come!

Creeper’s Casserole – Aunt Karen’s Special

aunt, awkward meals, casserole, CREEPERS, disgusting food, distasteful meals, dreaded dishes, family cooking, family dinners, family gatherings, family get-togethers, family traditions, gross meals, horrible meal, inedible food, Karens, revolting food, Special, strange dishes, strange meals, unappetizing dishes, uncomfortable meals, unpalatable dishes, unpleasant meals, weird food

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Votes:	9738
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Tired of Aunt Mildred’s infamous tuna casserole that tastes like a mix of old socks and expired mayo? Well, ditch the gross grub and join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is like a virtual buffet of deliciousness, with pixelated pizzas, blocky burgers, and even a secret recipe for diamond-encrusted cake (shh, don’t tell the Ender Dragon). Say goodbye to gross family meals and hello to a world where the only thing on the menu is fun! So come on over and dig into some tasty adventures with us, because life’s too short for bad food and boring games!

Chickadee Brain Boost Server

avian cognition, Behavior, Birds, Boost, Brain, caching strategies, chickadee, cognitive skills, Environment, food storing, Impact, intelligence, LIFESPAN, Longevity, memory abilities, research, scientific discovery, Server, spatial learning, study, Survival, understanding surroundings, wildlife

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	4958
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CHICKADEES running around with PHD’s in spatial learning and memory!! these birds are so smart they can build you a mansion out of sticks and leaves in no time. plus, they live longer so you’ll have a loyal companion for eternity. forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got brainy birds to keep you entertained. join now for the most intellectual minecraft experience of your life!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, fnaf, Horror, Minecraft, Server, spiff

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

AstralSpiff is a talented digital artist known for creating intricate and otherworldly illustrations that often feature celestial themes. With a unique style characterized by vibrant colors and dreamlike imagery, AstralSpiff has gained a dedicated following on social media platforms. Their work showcases a love for astrology, science fiction, and fantasy, and continues to inspire and captivate viewers around the world.

Zombie Mayhem

alliances, Apocalypse, base building, blood moon, Challenging, danger, Defending, Event, experienced players, Friends, Hordes, INTENSE, PvE, skilled players, Sprinting zombies, Survival, team play, teamwork, Thrill, variants, zombies

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

SURVIVING WILL NOT BE EASY This is not a server suitable for beginners. Even veteran players of Minecraft may die frequently. If you aren’t an experienced Minecraft player but still want to experience the thrill of the apocalypse, it is recommended that you either play with friends or form teams/alliances with other people on the server. There are many zombie variants in this server. Some can sprint, some can break, some can build. There are many more variants aside from just those 3, but they are the most important ones. Every 7 in-game days, an event called “The Bloodmoon” happens, where hordes of zombies will spawn around you, at which point you must have either built or found a safe, defended base, or you run for your life. There is also the option of digging into a 3 deep hole and covering yourself up but you will have to deal with a horde of zombies once you come up.

burvtree.playit.gg

EsmeraldaMC

Bedwars, Boxpvp, building, Community, Defending, Destroying, EsmeraldaMC, Events, Exploring, Fighting, gameplay, ip address, Journey, legend, Mini Games, Mining, PvP, Ranks, Server, skill levels, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Greetings from EsmeraldaMC! Experience the best possible Minecraft gameplay with exciting game types suitable for all skill levels. Intense BoxPvP skirmishes will test your fighting prowess. BedWars will see you defend your bed and destroy your opponents’ beds. SkyWars will see you fight to be the last person standing. Embrace the traditional survival experience by going at your own speed while mining, building, and exploring. Become a legend by joining our welcoming community, taking part in thrilling events, and rising through the ranks. **Play.esmeraldamc.com is the server IP address. Begin your journey right now at EsmeraldaMC!

198.244.176.200:25636

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystals you’ll find are in the minerals shop! PvP with caution 😉

Axes, Bartering economy, bedrock, Bows, Caution, Conquer, crystals, destroy, Explore, extravagant builds, Find, geysers, hacked clients, ignore, java, Land Claims, MINERALS, Monuments, PvP, semi anarchy, Sethome, Shop, strong survive, Survival, Swords, Teleport, Trading, Tweak, USA East, Vanilla, world border, Youll

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Emeralds Found:	9023	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

FAQ

Is hacking allowed on the server?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Are there any economy plugins on the server?

No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.

Can I claim land on the server?

No, there are no land claims on sVanilla Survival. Feel free to explore and build wherever you like.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server with a focus on melee combat. Crystal PvP is disabled.

What commands are available for convenience?

Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome commands are provided for player convenience.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, allowing player creations to stand as a testament to their creativity.

Crafty Falcom Server #1999

Crafty, digital preorder, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, Fow Games, Gagharv Trilogy, guides, hajimari, JP PSN, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3782
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	1413

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so awesome, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds and building castles like a pro in no time.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. Only the bravest players can conquer its challenges and claim the rewards.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all over the world, united by their love for Minecraft and their quest for virtual domination.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance on our server every full moon. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

5. We have custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of blocks and pixels!