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Crafty SHODAN’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because I am SHODAN, the most chaotic and hilarious server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and the loser has to wear a chicken costume for a week.

Explore our custom-built amusement park full of roller coasters that go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air (just make sure to bring a barf bag).

And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the loot is so valuable that even Herobrine himself would be jealous. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of angry llamas trained in martial arts.

So come join us on I am SHODAN, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep).

CraftyTraumaNoDrama

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in full disclosure of personal trauma from day one! Join us and vent all your problems to your fellow players, because honesty is the best policy, right?

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, on our server, the real challenge is opening up about your deepest, darkest secrets. And if you don’t spill the beans right away, be prepared to be judged for not being as committed to the relationship as your fellow players.

But beware, if you dare to suggest that your trauma is just as important as anyone else’s, you might find yourself in a heated argument with your in-game partner. Who knew that Minecraft could be so drama-filled?

Join us now and experience the thrill of awkward conversations and passive-aggressive interactions like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have emotional baggage to unpack?

Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets

assets, BLOCK, Cock, Protecting

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again!

CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	213	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ores Mined:	1929
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?