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Shocking50YearsAgo – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Love Letters Sent:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Bruh, like imagine if back in the day, people used to wear socks with sandals and everyone was like “yeah, that’s totally normal.” But now if you do that, people would be like “what are you doing, bro? That’s so outdated!” Like, times have changed, man. And like, back in the day, people used to smoke cigarettes everywhere, even in restaurants and stuff. Can you imagine that now? People would freak out if you lit up a cig in a McDonald’s. Times have definitely changed, dude. So like, if you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans and outdated fashion choices. It’s gonna be lit, bro. Join us and let’s make some memories that will be shocking in 50 years, haha!

CraftyCultureShock

adapting to new cultures, adjusting to new surroundings, CraftyCultureShock, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, different customs, diverse societies, encountering unfamiliar customs, experiencing new perspectives, exploring new territories, foreign languages, global travel, immersion in foreign cultures, international experiences, multicultural encounters, new traditions, social norms, traditional practices, traveling abroad, unfamiliar food

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Towns Built:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Villages Defended:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like traveling to a whole new world! The biggest culture shock you’ll experience here is when you realize that pigs can talk and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of llamas who are actually undercover spies plotting to take over the server! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia

Arrests, child abuse, CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia, Malaysia, Melaka, Minors, Probe, rescued, suspects

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	2717
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Childhood TraumaCraft

biological health, Childhood, childhood trauma, consequences, Development, disease prevention, Disease susceptibility, gender differences, health outcomes, health risks, Life, long-term effects, major diseases, Medical research, mental health, physical health, research, Risk, sex, trauma impact, TraumaCraft, unique experiences

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Void Gems Collected:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ores Mined:	9517	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, get this, our players’ sex and childhood trauma experiences actually affect their health in the game! Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly get a disease because of your past trauma. It’s wild, bro. Plus, we have special events where you can battle diseases and win epic loot. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PlayVersion2

balanced gameplay, building, Community, competitive, Economy, Faction, Factions, Fun, hard difficulty, Legacy, Perks, pure faction, PvP, Raiding, Server, strategy, Survival, teamwork, THRIVING, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dimension Hops:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to Version2, a simple vanilla Factions server where teamwork, strategy, and survival are key! With a focus on balanced gameplay, hard difficulty, and a strong community vibe, it’s all about building, raiding, and thriving in a competitive world. Join us and create your faction’s legacy today! PvP enabled, no game-breaking perks—just pure faction fun!

playversion2.com

AlfaNetwork

2023, AlfaNetwork, Experience, fair, Founded, Fun, Gaming, mincraft, PvP, Safe, Server, Skyblock

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

AlfaNetwork is a Mincraft Server Founded in 2023. Our Goal is to Provide You with a Fair, Safe and Fun Gaming Experience.

play.alfakurt.com

CraftedSurvival: Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood pets

Active players, Additions, Bedrock Port, blocks, Community, CraftedSurvival, CREEPERS, Friendly, Friends, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Minecraft, misunderstood, Pets, Playtime, Protection, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Server Name	Crafted Survival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Description	A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with some added features for a better gameplay experience
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Active Player Base
IP Address	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the Land Claiming feature available on the server for claiming your territory.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting that offer certain perks and benefits.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled, but we have designated areas for PvP to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

brushing teeth, Cultural differences, dental care, dental devices, dental equipment, dental habits, dental health, dental innovation, dental technology, dental tools, Electric, electric appliances, Electric Devices, electric toothbrush, hygiene practices, innovation, japanese, Japanese culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, oral hygiene, Server, sushi, Technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, Clean up duty, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGEN, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, erated, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, smp, Tags for Prompting

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Votes:	4822
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

CringeCraft SMP

attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boundary-pushing, controversial, cringe, CringeCraft, Edgy, EXTREME, fashion, faux-edgy, nonconformist, outlandish, Provocative, Rebellion, shock value, smp, social media, Style, trend, Try Hard, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!