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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3557 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 242 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 133 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!
