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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crops Grown:	8594	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and fighting off an army of evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else! So why wait? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCommieKOsPutin

Attack, CASUALTIES, Commander, Conflict, CraftyCommieKOsPutin, deadly, eastern europe, escalation, injured, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Kharkiv Oblast, Military, Reports, russia ukraine, Russian, Tensions, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	88	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Towns Built:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian commanders get injured in russia but still manage to play minecraft with us. we have ukrainian intelligence reporting on all the crazy battles and attacks happening in our server. join now to witness the chaos and be a part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get injured in russia too!

Test Result Trouble Server

Access, April 2021, Clarity, Communication, confusion, DOCTORS, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospitals, INFORMATION, law, legislation, Medical, patient empowerment, Patients, Recommendations, result.., Server, standard reports, test, test results, Trouble, Understanding, worry

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can access ur test results before ur doctor even sees them! u can be ahead of the game and confuse urself with all the medical jargon, increasing ur stress levels to the max! who needs doctors when u have minecraft, amirite? scientists recommend our server for the most standard reports…whatever that means. so come on down and join the chaos, cuz who needs logic when u have minecraft!

Classic Prison

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ores Mined:	7184	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: What kind of events can players participate in?

A: Players can participate in PvP events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Are there any in-game rewards for fishing?

A: Yes, players can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

Q: Are there any plans to add Guards to the server?

A: Yes, Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Island Explorers Guild 1.20.4

1.20.4, abortion clinics, antidepressants, atheism, Christianity, critical race theory, disability advocates, economics professors, English language, Explorers, gay pride parades, GDP growth, gender affirming surgeries, guild, Immigrants, ISLAND, McDonalds, plastic toys, pornography, queer theory, Rap Music, Stock Markets, Traveling, video games

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can introduce McDonald’s, English language, and even gay pride parades to the natives! Show them the wonders of critical race theory and rap music while calling them jealous small dick racists who need medicine. There’s no Sentinelese race, just individuals ready to join your culture. Come and be part of this chaotic adventure!

ToxicCultureMC SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	195
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most toxic culture in your country but in a good way! Like, we have players who will literally build giant statues of themselves and demand sacrifices of diamonds every full moon. And don’t even get me started on the drama, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and lava. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin. It’s wild, you gotta join and experience the chaos for yourself! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

BookCrafters

Author, bestseller, Book, BookCrafters, bookstore, bookworm, Characters, classic, Contemporary, favourite book, Fiction, genre, library, literary, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, Plot, reading

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	1587
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is sit around and discuss literature? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we bring your favorite books to life in the most epic way possible. Imagine fighting off hordes of zombies with Harry Potter by your side, or building a castle with the help of Gandalf. Who needs a book club when you can live out your favorite stories in Minecraft? Join now for a literary adventure like no other!

KruglenkoeCraft Minecraft Server

Ambush, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deadly, Defeat, Defense, frontline report, Geopolitics, International, Kruglenkoe, KruglenkoeCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, North Korean forces, RETALIATION, russia, Server, SKIRMISH, strategy, Ukrainian trap, WARFARE

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Votes:	8965	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? then u gotta join our server, where we have the most intense battles u can imagine.

imagine this: u and ur friends are exploring a mysterious cave when suddenly, u stumble upon a secret portal that transports u to a world where North Korean forces are battling Ukrainian soldiers near Russia’s Kruglenkoe. u gotta choose a side and fight for ur life in this epic showdown.

But wait, there’s more! we have hidden treasures, magical creatures, and even a talking llama who will guide u on ur quest. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. don’t miss out on the action, join now!

KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong

Assassination, BALKANS, Barricades, Conflict, death, eastern europe, ethnic tensions, extremism, international relations, kosovo, KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong, Militia, nationalism, News, paramilitary group, Political unrest, Radicalism, Serbian Chetnik, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build barricades like a Serbian Chetnik in Kosovo! But watch out, because you might end up getting killed in Ukraine like that guy. It’s a wild ride of adventure and danger, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Crafty Dementia Risk Server

Aging population, cognitive decline, Crafty, dementia, dementia development, dementia prevention, dementia risk, education level, health disparities, mental health, neurological disorders, POVERTY, poverty and dementia, poverty consequences, poverty correlation, poverty effects, poverty impact, poverty research, poverty risk, reduced attainment, Risk, risk of dementia, Server, socioeconomic status

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be like, super smart? well, this server is the place for u! join us and u will be so smart u will never forget where u put ur diamonds! plus, if u join, u will be protected from the evil dementia monsters that try to steal ur brain cells. so come on, join us and become the smartest player in all of minecraft!

Eco Craft Haven 1.20

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Alien Abductions:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a party in your brain? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a galaxy of cheese!

You’ll be mining diamonds while jamming out to sick beats from DJ Creepers, who will blow your mind with his sick drops and explosive tunes.

And get this, our PvP arena is like a battle royale on steroids, with players duking it out with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you question if you’re even in the same dimension anymore.

Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a pair of Enderman’s pants, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience a virtual world that’s more bonkers than a chicken wearing a top hat!