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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 1522 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Led by the top 3 most cited computer science scholar IN HISTORY, this server is not your average blocky playground. We have partnerships with Google, Meta, Equifax, and even the Illuminati (just kidding… or are we?).
But wait, there’s more! We have a Grayscale ETF incoming, so you can invest your diamonds and emeralds for maximum profit. And don’t even get us started on our top AI usecases and products – our villagers are so advanced they can trade with you in binary code.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a redstone contraption that will make even Bill Gates jealous, while dodging creepers and endermen with the help of cutting-edge technology? Join us now and become part of the most legendary Minecraft community in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun).
