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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	770246
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

NorthSurvival Minecraft server closed

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Emeralds Found:	3468
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

North Survival is a survival server with a nice set of plugins, we have everything for your comfortable game!

We value different styles of survival; for those who like a quiet game, we provide disabling PvP and items falling out upon death. Players who love battles also did not go unnoticed; the server has a PvP arena where commands are disabled, as well as saving inventory, this helps to maintain the excitement of the battle.

In addition, we value your creativity, you don’t have to worry about your masterpieces and don’t be afraid of being blacklisted, since we have the opportunity to secure your buildings. Vulture and deception are completely prohibited on the server! In case of world wipes, we can transfer your beautiful building to a new map!

We also welcome players holding their own events, and are always ready to help you with this.

If you are an ambitious player and want to gain influence among other players, you can found your own clan and take leadership in the economy, engage in trading at auctions, or get a job and earn money.

On our server there are no free donations, cases, admin panels, and ban, mute, kick commands are freely available, and you cannot buy GM on the server. The weather and time of day in the world can only be changed by the server administration.

Begging on the server is not welcome, the administration does not distribute mods to everyone. Candidates for helpers and moderators are screened before they are granted certain rights.

If you are interested in our server, we will be glad to see you in the game!

mc.northsurvival.ru

BloofMC

Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Animals Bred:	74
Meteorites Collected:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	9129
Divine Spears Created:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Worlds Never Reset!

When there’s an update, we simply expand the world border!

This is a Builder-Friendly Adult Server designed for long-term gameplay.

Join for a simple yet feature-rich experience on the most dependable server you can find.

No need to Vote/Donate to become powerful on the server.

——————————————————————————————— Server Location: Ashburn VA, USA 99.9% Up-Time – Online 24/7 Since June 25th, 2020 Official Contact: Discord

BLOOF.XYZ

ClarkTribeGames

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	256	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcoming server that aims to be a consistent place for all stages of Minecraft gamers to enjoy the thrills of Minecraft survival. We try to keep it PG as this server is kid friendly. All we ask is for everyone to be kind and courteous. PVE only please.

minecraft.clarktribegames.com

Damascus earth

Dynmap, Earth, Faction Survival, smp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Factions SMP on a 1:2000 scale earth map in minecraft, with a claiming and nations system built in.

15.204.131.250:25575

Cristalix – Homeless survival with Hades Minecraft server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to the most exciting Minecraft world on the Cristalix server! ?

Our unique Mini Games bring you an incredible variety of fun, immersing you in exciting adventures straight from your favorite block world. From exciting races to strategic battles, we have everything to satisfy your excitement!

Join an anarchy where your creativity and survival will be the only limits. Here you create your own rules and shape the world around you. Survive, build and show everyone what you are capable of in the limitless world of anarchy!

Our server is proud to be home to many great players, including famous YouTuber Demaster. Feel the atmosphere of the game that has inspired even experienced players, and join our community where you can share your adventures and buildings with other players.

Our IP address start.playmc.su is waiting for you with open arms! Join us for fun mini-games, exhilarating anarchy, and the chance to play on the same server as your favorite streamers. Cristalix is not just a server, it is the place where your most exciting gaming moments take place. Don’t miss the opportunity to be part of this unique gaming experience! ?✨

bomzh.playmc.su

The Golden Egg

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

The Golden Egg – for a Classic Minecraft experience!

-No Claim Land! -No Teleport! -Killing & Griefing! -No World Reset! -No LAG! -Unlimited World!

Join TheGoldenEgg today and become the server KING.

thegoldenegg.online

The 5 Isles SMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4781
Farms Harvested:	994	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Potions Brewed:	123	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

The 5 Isles SMP is a completely vanilla experience with a diverse custom world. Come join our community in playing, chatting and just having fun! Here, comradery and teamwork are priority and griefing is not tolerated.

178.32.63.124:25577

Legendary server

bedrock, Events, Grief Prevention, java, Skills, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8154
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1018	Players Killed by Monsters:	4647

It is with great pleasure that I finally announce the inauguration of Legendary Server.After a long period of waiting, we came to bring you lots of news and fun.Server is available for all Minecraft platforms, from Java Edition to Bedrock Edition.

• Survival;• Events;• Pets;• Customized Enchantments;• Marriage;• And much more!

We hope you can have a lot of fun with us!

That, *Dormi na rede

legendary.blazebr.com

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Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

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All versions above 1.8.8 are available!

— Free donation per time

— Spawn in the style of Cyberpunk 2077

— Issuing donation currency to the best players every month

— More than 20 types of transport

— More than 15 types of weapons

–Star Trek items with kill counters!

— Parkour, spliff, trampolines, games, lucky blocks and much more…

— Custom dynamites with explosion power up to x100

— Competitions and clan tops

— No wipes

— No cheaters

— No cheating for donations

▯ IP: DynMC.dynmc.ru

▮ Website: DynamiteMc.ru

▯ VKontakte: vk.com/DynamiteMc

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mr39.dynamitemc.ru

SANDIUM

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

SANDIUM is a French Minecraft PVP-Faction server! Join a great survival adventure. Use skills, win wars and fight other players!

play.sandium.fr