Shocked – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DoubleDateDisaster Minecraft Server

another couple, backing out, Boring, childish, cleaning, co-date, Date night, DoubleDateDisaster, fantasies, friday night, Fun, home alone, JOINING, kitchen, last minute, Minecraft, planned, scrubbing stove, Server, sexual purposes, sexy time, Shocked, teenage daughter, UNCOMFORTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you at every turn? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like the time my boyfriend planned a romantic night for us, but ended up inviting all his friends over without telling me. Talk about a plot twist! I was not mentally prepared for that “date” at all, just like you won’t be prepared for the crazy adventures waiting for you on our server.

Don’t worry, we promise not to throw any surprise parties on our server (unless you’re into that kind of thing). So come join us for a night of fun and excitement – just make sure you’re ready for anything!

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CafeClosure Minecraft Server

Apology, bill, cafe, CafeClosure, Closing, confusion, Danish, Defensive, Friends, iced coffee, limited options, lunch, Manager, Minecraft, public holiday, Questioning, regional area, SAUSAGE ROLL, Server, Shocked, soft drink, Surcharge, Surprise

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a cafe manager on the verge of closing down! Join us for a unique experience filled with surprises and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you and your friends log on to the server, ready for a fun day of building and exploring. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cafe in the virtual world. Excited, you walk in, only to find no one behind the counter. But don’t worry, that’s just the beginning of the adventure!

As you try to order some virtual treats, the cafe manager starts acting all mysterious and defensive. You ask for the prices, but he refuses to give you a straight answer. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, he suddenly throws virtual money at you and yells, “YOU’RE THE REASON WHY CAFES CLOSE!”

But hey, that’s just the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server. Who needs a boring old menu when you can have a chaotic cafe experience like this? So come join us and see what other insane antics await you. Just remember, always question the prices and watch out for flying virtual bills!

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New Server IP
NoobLifeSkillz Minecraft SMP

basic life skills, budgeting, cleaning, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, critical thinking, Decision making, Do, know, learn, Minecraft, NoobLifeSkillz, organization, people, personal finance, problem solving, self-care, Shocked, smp, Social Skills, Stress Management, Time management

OMG, so like, you won’t believe it but on this Minecraft SMP, we have this secret underground society where we teach people how to do basic life skills that they never even knew they needed! Like, we have classes on how to properly stack blocks, how to tame a wild chicken, and even how to communicate with villagers using only emojis! It’s like, totally mind-blowing, right?

And get this, we also have this legendary quest where you have to find the mythical diamond pickaxe of destiny, but beware, because it’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen who only speak in riddles! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the treacherous caves and help you defeat the pigmen with their expert spitting skills.

So, if you want to join the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP ever, then come on down and join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality completely shattered. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

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New Server IP
BaffledCraft

amazed, Astonished, Astounded, baffled, BaffledCraft, bewildered, confounded, confusion, dumbfounded, Enigmatic, flummoxed, incredulous, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, mystified, nonplussed, perplexed, puzzled, Shocked, surprised, unfathomable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens lay diamond eggs, and the trees are made of candy canes. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant disco party where players can battle it out on the dance floor for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind absolutely baffled!

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New Server IP
LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

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SisCleaner Minecraft Server

alcohol, bad guy, cast iron, due date, expensive dishes, family, Flat, Inheritance, large house, Minecraft, MONEY, partner, Party, pay for cleaner, Pregnant, Properties, Server, Shocked, SisCleaner, sister, stay at home mum, trashed house, Wealthy

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled siblings trashing your virtual house!

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of your sister’s party guests ruining it. No need to worry about cleaning up after rowdy guests or replacing expensive dishes – our server is a drama-free zone!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you won’t have to worry about your sister mooching off your hard-earned resources. You can enjoy building and exploring without the stress of entitled family members causing chaos.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun here!

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The Cuck Porn Connoisseur Minecraft SMP

connoisseur, coping mechanisms, cuck, cuck porn, disgusted, favorite artist, hurting, intrusive thoughts, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health struggles, mindfulness, Minecraft, porn, rps, seeking help, self-care, Shocked, smp, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Picture this: your favorite artist posting cuck porn and you being so disgusted and shocked that you start having intrusive thoughts in the game. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. We have a whole community of players who have dealt with intrusive thoughts and crazy scenarios in the game. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cuck porn scandal of your own (just kidding… maybe).

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Honestly surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood… Minecraft SMP

actress, Blacklist, blacklisted, career, Celebrity, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, film, gossip, Hasnt, Hollywood, Honestly, Industry, Minecraft, movies, public scrutiny, reputation, Rumors, scandal, Shocked, smp, surprised, tabloid

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of random celebrities, and starting epic pranks that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so insane that even Hollywood celebrities are trying to get in on the action. We’ve had A-listers like Jennifer Lawrence trying to join, but we had to tell her she was just too wild for us. Honestly, we’re surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood after seeing the shenanigans she pulled on our server.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with the weirdest bunch of players you’ll ever meet, and create memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

better, Cadet, Competition, Defeat, Defense, defensive mistakes, gf, Hockey, Improvement, Lapses, Minecraft, MISTAKES, mistakes prevention, NHL, Opponents, Outplayed, Pacific teams, Performance, scoring, Shocked, smp, Space, strategy, Vegas

Are you tired of making defensive mistakes against teams like Vegas in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself shocked at losing battles even though you outplayed your opponents? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and stop banking on game mechanics like gf% and start dominating with your skills and strategies. We need players who can avoid those pesky lapses in judgment, especially when facing off against those pesky Pacific teams. So come on, join us and show everyone what you’re made of in this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

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New Server IP
Chotto Matte Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime moments, anime reaction, anime scenes, anime shock, chotto, disbelief, hold up, Manga, manga moments, manga panels, manga reaction, manga shock, matte, Minecraft, Panels, pause, reaction, Scenes, Shocked, smp, surprised, unexpected, Wait A Minute

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music!

But that’s not all, we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out quests for you to complete in exchange for rare loot.

So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity because things are about to get wacky!

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New Server IP
Stupid Skyblock

Towny

idk, I will delete this server l8r idk, I will delete this server l8ridk, I will delete this server l8ridk, I will delete this server l8ridk, I will delete this server l8ridk, I will delete this server l8r

31.220.14.64

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New Server IP
EmeraldFantasy

Factions, Survival

Emerald Fantasy is a fun survival/factions server. Come by if you like it! 😀 ———- ———- ———- ———- ——– — ———-

178.20.170.113:25576

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New Server IP
su.msh-craft.com.au

Survival

* Load Testing * Fairly relaxed and plenty of room to build. Plenty of staff positions still available for long term active members. This is a family oriented server!

su.msh-craft.com.au

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Assassins Survival Craft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay

Welcome to a SURVIVAL server, love PARKOUR? Come visit. Think you’re the best at PVP Come visit! Want to claim or make your own land however big you want it to be WELL COME VISIT! Come hang out with your Assassin brothers and sisters and fight in our amazing PVP arena, or live on your own personally protected piece of land or with a friend! There are minigames to play which earn you more money (Florins) and prizes, we need more PVPers and friends to hang with! You can contact us on skype, youtube, twitter, facebook, instagram, your neighbor’s cat, WHATEVER! Worried about hacking HAH, no problem, dont knock us until you try us, and our staff is friendly and helpful! Remember this is a survival server, so we encourage you to at least try, and you can sell at our stores or your own store on your land! We’re even looking for some more staff members! NEW: you can now get married and start your own clans; WE are your choice in servers. 😀 [Roleplay] [PVP] [Anti-Hack] [Survival] [MobArena] [Parkour] [Fun] [SwiggitySwooty] [Ranks] [AssassinsCreed] [Marriage] [Clans] [Anti-Grief] [Bukkit] [Essentials] [Economy] [MiniGames]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wanna be staff? We are currently looking for moderators, but the only way to be a moderator is to earn the trust of everyone in the server! This is how we keep the server fair and prevent bad staff. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Remember the IP: (vtownhood.mymc.io)

vtownhood.mymc.io

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New Server IP
LostForce

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to LOSTFORCE.com! We are a minecraft server network based on a pvp survival server with a great community and fun gametypes like fireteam, goldrush and paintball. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! Maybe you should check out our wonderful teamspeak 3 server ts.lostforce.com. Also we will have tournaments where you can compete yourself with other players! See ya in the realms of LOSTFORCE.com!

Server Hardware: – Intel Xeon E5-1650 Cores/12HT – 32 GB Ram – 256 GB SSD – 1 TB HDD for backups – 100% backups including map, databases, player files, website – DDoS-Protection

We are looking forward to welcoming you!

With best regards, LOSTFORCE.com Team

lostforce.com

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New Server IP
DK-Kraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Vanilla

An all round server with the following features: -Spleef -Kit-Pvp -Survival -Freebuild -Parkour -And more

88.150.171.170

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New Server IP
HauntedMC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

HauntedMC is an awesome Dutch Minecraft server that includes various gamemodes. We also welcome English players!

Over 750.000 unique players joined. Fun for everybody, why not join and try one of the best servers for any age!

Our gamemodes includes: – KitPvP – Creative – Survival – SkyBlock – Factions – Vanilla And many more soon to come!

-> This server is Dutch, but we love English people too!

play.hauntedmc.nl

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New Server IP
LavaNetwork

Survival

LavaNetwork is new! Love you to join please!

S25.hosthorde.com:25701

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CakeFace Factions

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CakeFace Factions is a factions server focused on just having fun. We have easy to understand plugins such as MCMMO, Essentials, and MobCatcher. We hope to see you on the server!

Visit our website! : cakeface.co

Admin List Cake_Lancelot (Owner) LilDZombieKill3r Ashertruman creeper65432

play.cakeface.co

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New Server IP
Vulcanmc

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

Welcome to VulcanMC! We are a custom coded Minecraft server network that has many gametypes. These include; – Prison – ON Prison – Factions – OP Factions – KitPVP – Survival Games – Skywars (coming soon) – Ultra Hardcore (coming soon) – New custom gamemodes and other servers to be released soon!

Want to join the server? Play.vulcanmc.net

play.vulcanmc.net

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