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RacistCraft SMP – I didn’t know you guys were actually RACISTS?! I thought we were just building pixelated houses together!

Bigotry, building, Didnt, disbelief, discrimination, DIVISIVE, guys, Hate Speech, Houses, hurtful, ignorance, insensitive, intolerance, meme, misconceptions, offensive, pixelated, prejudice, racial bias, RacistCraft, Racists, shock, smp, social media, Stereotypes, surprised, thought

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take meme culture to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans that will have you saying, “I didn’t know you guys were actually RACISTS?! I thought it was all just a meme…” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as we build, mine, and troll our way to victory. So come on, join us and see why this server is the craziest and most chaotic around!

CraftyCrisis

breakdown, Chaos, confusion, CraftyCrisis, Crisis, Disaster, Distress, emergency, extreme stress, fear, helplessness, HysteriA, Incompetence, irrational behavior, Meltdown, Panic, poor decision making, shock, Trauma, unpreparedness, worst reaction

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ores Mined:	2775
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Have you ever seen someone panic so hard during an emergency that they accidentally started building a house instead of calling for help? Well, if you want to witness more hilarious chaos like that, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness, where players are more likely to accidentally set themselves on fire than actually complete a mission. But hey, who needs boring old emergencies when you can have epic fails and epic wins in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most bizarre reactions to emergencies (or lack thereof), then come join us on our server. Just remember, when in doubt, build a house!

DarnCraft SMP: Damn, Creeper!

agency.., Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, creeper, crime, damn, DarnCraft, fbi, federal bureau of investigation, Government, investigation, law enforcement, looks like, scandal, shock, smp, Surprise, suspicious, suspicious activity, suspicious behavior, that, undercover

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486
Potions Brewed:	53	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the FBI agents can’t resist joining because they can’t believe how good we look! Our server is so lit that even the FBI agents are like “Wow, I need to be a part of this madness!”

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the world of Minecraft in style. Who knows, you might even spot a disguised FBI agent trying to blend in with the rest of us!

So come on and join the fun, because on our server, even the FBI agents can’t resist the temptation to join in on the chaos!

ProfessionCraft SMP: Capitalist Chaos

Architects, artists, Builders, Buildings, Calling, capitalism, capitalist, Chaos, Countries, crimes, decency, Doctor, economic zones, Engineers, Environment, Exploited, healing, home affordability, homogeneous, Humanity, Humiliation, Ideology, Illness, inspiration, Jews, Medicine, MONEY, National Socialism, Nations, next generations, Oppression, perversion, perverted professions, poisonous foods, policemen, POVERTY, ProfessionCraft, Quality, shock, smp, supportive, teachers, Traitor, transgressive art, unfairness, Vaccines, work, workers

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner revolutionary spirit? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in National Socialism and want to create a truly homogeneous and supportive community.

Join us and fight against the exploitation of economic zones by the Jews, because who needs money when you have a strong sense of identity and unity, right? Plus, if you’re tired of doctors only caring about making money instead of actually healing people, then this is the server for you.

Our architects and engineers are dedicated to building affordable homes for everyone, regardless of their nationality. And don’t even get us started on the police, teachers, and artists – they’re all in on the conspiracy to oppress the workers and stifle creativity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time! #RevolutionaryMinecraftSMP

MommyWipeGaming

4 year old, aita, busy, Confrontation, Costco, disgust, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, family outing, food court, Manager, MommyWipeGaming, parenting, portable toilet, Potty training, public behavior, public restroom, shame, shock, social norms, WIPING

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the craziest adventures, like the time a player built a giant toilet in the middle of the spawn area and started wiping their virtual child’s butt in front of everyone! It was so shocking and hilarious that even the creepers stopped exploding for a moment to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous moments that will keep you laughing for hours. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So come on, join us on this insane journey and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wacky!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

amazed, astonishment, bewildered, bewildering, BlockyBanter, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, emotion, exclamation, Expression, Flabbergasted, incredulous, Minecraft, reaction, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., startled, Stunned, Surprise, taken aback

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ores Mined:	2790	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Our server is so wild that the creepers throw parties instead of exploding, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and sings karaoke. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

Pants Cummer Minecraft SMP

#revelation, arousal, bodily functions, confusion, Cum, Cummer, Cumming in your pants, Green Women, humor, Innocence, metaphor, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pants, power, sexual awakening, Sexuality, shock, Slang, smp, Surprise, taboo, unexpected, unexpected pleasure, urban legend

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Hori’s Mad Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, boku no hero academia, canon, Character development, disbelief, fan reaction, Hori, Horis, impressive narrative, mad, madman, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Plot development, Popular, Server, shock, shonen jump, storytelling, successful twist, surprise twist, unexpected

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Hori, the madman himself! He’s added so many crazy features that even Notch would be scratching his head in confusion.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, watch out below!). But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Buzz, Community, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, HOLY SHIT, Holycraft, internet, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, post, reaction, real fly, Sensation, Server, shock, social media, Status, trending, tweet, twitter, UNBELIEVABLE, viral

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even participating in epic dance-offs with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like you’ve never seen before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

MadmanCraft SMP – “I Can’t Believe It, The Madman Actually Did It”

accomplishment, achievement, amazing, astonishment, disbelief, incredulity, jaw-dropping, madman, MadmanCraft, mind blown, realization, shock, Shocker, Shockingly, smp, success, Surprise, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable feat, unexpected, wow

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the boundaries of reality and sanity are constantly being pushed to their limits. Our server is filled with wild and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, as we have a player who has somehow managed to tame a herd of explosive llamas and now rides them into battle against unsuspecting mobs. And let’s not forget about the mysterious player who has built an entire roller coaster that leads straight into the fiery pits of the Nether – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons, guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who have somehow learned how to wield swords. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the chaos and mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

NoFameForThem

Backlash, Celebrity, controversial, criticism, Fame, famous person, media attention, NoFameForThem, not worthy, overexposed, overhyped, Overrated, public figure, scrutiny, spotlight, Underappreciated, underwhelming, undeserved recognition, undeserving, unearned

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out which famous person doesn’t deserve all the fame! We have a special mini-game where you can battle it out with other players to decide once and for all who is the most overrated celebrity. Will it be Justin Bieber or Kim Kardashian? Only the blocks will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless feathered fighters who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and take on the evil Sheep Mafia in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about fame and fortune. Plus, we have free cake. Lots and lots of cake.

FruitNinjaCraft

CASUALTIES, deadly fruit, Food Safety, foreign occupation, FruitNinjaCraft, investigation, kills, Military, military base, mysterious deaths, occupied Mariupol, Poisoned fruit, Poisoning, Russian soldiers, soldiers, toxic food, toxic substances, Tragedy, tragic incident, ukraine conflict, WARFARE

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

hey u, yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, do i have a server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can battle russian soldiers in mariupol with poisoned fruit! yes, u heard me right, poisoned fruit! watch as those soldiers drop like flies while u laugh maniacally. but that’s not all, oh no. we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make ur heart race. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

SonOfABlock

animal, Bark, canine, dog behavior, dog breed, dog care, Dog lover, dog owner, dog parent, dog training, doggy, doggy daycare, doggy style, four-legged friend, loyal companion., male dog, man’s best friend, pet, puppy, son of a bitch, SonOfABlock

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	107

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

DxD Highschool Minecraft Server

Akeno Himejima, Angels, Anime, Asia Argento, Demons, DxD, ecchi, fanservice, FANTASY, harem, high school, Highschool, highschool dxd, Irina Shidou, Issei Hyoudou, japanese animation, Koneko Toujou, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, Rias Gremory, Server, sexy girls, Supernatural, Xenovia Quarta

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5936	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is home to the two hottest DxD girls in all of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to meet these pixelated babes and embark on wild quests and adventures with them by your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of our server’s secret dungeon, where legendary treasures and powerful artifacts await. But beware, for the dungeon is guarded by a fierce dragon who only speaks in Shakespearean insults.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor.

WebDev2024’s Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Average, career, coding, Development, Digital, discussion, Future, Industry, innovation, Job, Minecraft, predictions, programming, Server, Skills, software, Technology, Thoughts, trends, web developer, WebDev2024s

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Zombie Dances:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a web developer stumbled upon our server and was so blown away by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that they literally transformed into a Minecraft character in real life! That’s right, they now walk around with a pickaxe and a diamond helmet, coding websites like a boss in the virtual world. If you want to experience the same level of mind-blowing awesomeness, then join our server today and who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft legend too!

WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, family dynamics, PCOS, photo editing, self esteem, sibling relationships, Venmo request, Wedding, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding party dynamics, wedding photography, WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild, weight struggles

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crops Grown:	7443	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Star Shards Collected:	126
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	265
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

Ancient, antiquated, barbed comments, biting insults, BoomerBlockerCraft, cutting remarks, derogatory language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful language, double, insult, offensive, Old fashioned, old school, phrases, Retro, snide remarks, Throwback, Traditional, vintage, vintage slang

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Animals Bred:	155	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

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FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	107
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

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