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  • PixelPanic Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 1052
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 131
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6684 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen a creeper twerking in a diamond bikini? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with dancing creepers, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by a TNT cannon)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cheater’s Retreat

    Cheater’s Retreat
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 5164
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 635 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Votes: 8236 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re gay, straight, trans, or even a blocksexual (we don’t judge).

    Join us and escape the chaos of family life – no pastor-required conversion therapy here! Build your dream world with us and leave the real-world drama behind. Plus, our server is run by a friendly coworker-loving admin who will always have your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to endless blocky adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP

    LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 3848
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!

    MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 2043
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Ores Mined: 4072
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you were building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain and a group of creepers decided to crash the party? Yeah, that was a blast. Or how about the time you accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers into your friend’s meticulously designed village? Classic.

    Join our Minecraft server for endless shenanigans and chaos that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic pranks to insane building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that only the bravest and craziest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GazaVaxCraft

    GazaVaxCraft
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 4563
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8586

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how there’s always fighting in gaza? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we have PAUSES in fighting for POLIO VACCINATION! like, how crazy is that? come join us and help save lives while building epic structures in minecraft! who knew saving the world could be so much fun? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in more ways than one!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 11YesWins

    11YesWins
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 1413
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join dis server cuz it’s da bomb diggity, like seriously, u need 11 YESes or wins in a row for ultimate satisfaction, like who even does dat? only da coolest peeps on dis server, dat’s who. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground lair filled with cake and puppies. oh, and did i mention dat our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes? yea, u heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA. so what are u waiting for? come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a true minecraft legend on dis server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms

    AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 133
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Magic Items Found: 4105
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Farms Harvested: 448
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in your old age? come join our minecraft server and let the virtual world cure your depression! we have magical potions that will make you feel like a teenager again, running around and building crazy structures with your new friends. forget about alzheimer’s, on our server you’ll never forget where you put your diamond pickaxe! join now and start living your best virtual life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DiamondDiva Minecraft Server

    DiamondDiva Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 9539
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 825195 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because “The woman of the decade” server is here to shake things up!

    Join us on this wild ride where the entire server is run by a sassy, no-nonsense woman who rules with an iron fist (and a diamond sword). She’s been crowned the woman of the decade for her unmatched skills in building, PvP, and trolling unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of fierce wolves. Will you be brave enough to venture down there and claim your riches?

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, where legend has it a mystical unicorn roams free and grants wishes to those who can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join “The woman of the decade” server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: Sukuna, AFO, Muzan Who? Is There a Single Diamond Miner Here?

    Minecraft SMP: Sukuna, AFO, Muzan Who? Is There a Single Diamond Miner Here?
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 7555
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the main villains go out in a pathetic and laughable way? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where every villain meets their end in the most ridiculous and hilarious manner possible. From Sukuna tripping over his own cursed fingers to AFO getting defeated by a swarm of angry chickens, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans will unfold. So come join us and witness the most epic and side-splitting battles in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBabyNames

    CraftyBabyNames
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 9272
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your baby name plans? Join our Minecraft server where you can name your virtual babies whatever you want without any interference from nosy relatives! No more debates, no more compromises – just pure baby-naming freedom!

    Imagine a world where you can name your daughter Katherine without worrying about your sister stealing the name for her own twins. On our server, you can live out your baby-naming fantasies without any judgment or interference. Plus, you can build a virtual nursery fit for a princess named Katherine – no meddling family members allowed!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start planning the perfect name for your virtual baby girl. Who knows, maybe Katherine will become the most popular name in the virtual baby community – all thanks to you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LostMyDiamonds Minecraft SMP

    LostMyDiamonds Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 4042
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ores Mined: 1111
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

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    Are you tired of losing your diamonds in lava or your best friend stealing your enchanted sword? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to protect your precious belongings! Join us and experience a world where griefing is a crime punishable by being forced to wear a pumpkin on your head for a week.

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the most valuable treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that only explodes on command.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare artifacts and hidden traps. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to navigate their way through and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run as fast as a speeding minecart.

    So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs, join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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