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hear5deafies

Breakthrough, children, cochlear implants, deaf, deafness, Disabilities, Gene therapy, Genetic, genetic disorders, hear5deafies, Hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, innovation, Medical, medical advancements, Science, sensory restoration, Technology, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Votes:	1152	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	131
Enchantments Applied:	208	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so, like, this server is like gene therapy for your minecraft experience, yo. we got five children who were born deaf but now they can HEAR the sweet sounds of creeper explosions and pig oinks. join us and be part of this miraculous journey to sonic enlightenment. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and you gotta solve riddles and defeat dragons to get in. it’s like a real-life adventure, but in minecraft. so, what are you waiting for? come join us and hear the world of minecraft in a whole new way.

dreamin4u Minecraft server

compatibility, Connection, destiny, dream, dream come true, dreamin4u, fate, ideal match, long term, love, meant to be, Meeting, Minecraft, perfect partner, relationship, romance, serendipity, Server, Significant Other, soulmate, statistical probability, statistics, true love

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever dreamed of finding your perfect Minecraft partner? Well, guess what? Our server is the place where dreams come true! Statistically speaking, somewhere in the world, your perfect partner is dreaming of meeting someone exactly like you. And where better to meet than on our epic Minecraft server?

Join us and embark on a quest to find your soulmate while building the most epic pixelated creations together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and the TNT explosions) begin!

EternalEats Minecraft Server

affordable eats, affordable indulgence, budget-friendly meals, cheap food, childhood favorite, comfort food, convenience food, economical dining, EternalEats, everyday eats, fast food, favorite snacks, frugal food, go-to meal, guilty pleasure, indulgence, inexpensive eats, low-cost dining, Minecraft, Server, street food, tasty treats, value meals

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing to munch on is stale bread and tasteless carrots? Well, look no further because our server offers an endless buffet of the most outrageous and ridiculous food items you can imagine! From diamond-encrusted steak to golden apple pie, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and indulge in the most extravagant and over-the-top food items that will leave your taste buds tingling and your wallet crying tears of joy. Who needs caviar and truffles when you can feast on enchanted pork chops and emerald-crusted cookies?

So come on down to our server and join the culinary adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like our food options!

DepressCraft – Let’s Mine Away the Blues!

anxiety, Blues, coping mechanisms, DepressCraft, depression, Despair, emotional pain, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Lets, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, negative thoughts, overwhelming emotions, Sadness, seeking help, self esteem, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy, triggers

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ores Mined:	4860	Crops Grown:	1324
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Farms Harvested:	920	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Is your diamond armor constantly getting stolen by pesky players? Well, fear not because on our server, all your Minecraft dreams will come true! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only thing that will make you feel depressed is when you run out of cake! So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind as you embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

ukraine regains ground in kharkiv minecraft server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, ground, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Political unrest, regains, Russian army, Russian troops, Server, Surrender, territorial gains, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine regains ground in kharkiv as dozens of russian troops ‘surrender’!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got more action than a creeper explosion, more drama than a villager trade gone wrong, and more chaos than a nether portal in the overworld 😂

our players are tougher than diamond armor, crazier than a chicken riding a pig, and funnier than a zombie trying to do stand-up comedy 🤪

join us now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the multiverse! 🌍🎮🚀

bowelbreakersMC

arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwide

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	40
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

4ging2productiveconvos, Accessibility options, April Fools’ Day events, Bigotry, Forging, illegal content, Minecraf, Misinformation, Moderator Advocate, Moderator Code of Conduct, Moderator Roadshows, Open Letter, reddit, Reddit API, Reddit Secret Santa, Remember the human, Return to Productive Conversation, Server, showerthoughts, Spam reduction, user agreement, Volunteer moderators, Washington Post

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	4724
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official twitter, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, tutorial, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, Yinlin

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	5458
Buildings Constructed:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil mobs, and wake up the world with your heroic deeds. Our server is so awesome, even the Resonators Jiyan and Yinlin can’t get enough of it!

But wait, there’s more! Redeem the code WUTHERINGGIFT after beating the Crownless in the tutorial to unlock exclusive emotes that will make your friends list jealous. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the wacky adventures begin! Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen – from riding pigs into battle to building a house out of diamond blocks. Join now and let the chaos ensue!

ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Emeralds Found:	431	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.