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PixelPewPew – Arcade Mayhem

Arcade, Chronology, Community, community pack, Devil Blade, dreamcast, emulate, FBNeo, fifth gen, Hall of Records, highest scoring replays, input recording, Japan, lossless video recording, mame, MAYHEM, PixelPewPew, Retroarch, save states, score tracking, shmupg, Shooting games, stg

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our Devil Blade Edition server for a wild ride! Need a break from building and mining? How about joining a shmup community in Japan? Yes, that’s right, Japan! We have a community dedicated to tracking shmup scores, with a Hall of Records that will blow your mind. Want to see some insane replays? Check out our Highest Scoring Replays List, it’s out of this world! And if you’re feeling nostalgic, you can emulate any game from the fifth gen and Dreamcast era. RetroArch is your go-to for all your retro gaming needs, with features that will make your head spin. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, 145765973, acknowledgment, acquiescence, affirmation, agree, Approval, assent, Certainty, concede, confirmation, Correct, he’s right, Hes, Minecraft, smp, Support, True, validation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	7130	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

appreciation, Caring, education, encouragement, Gesture, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, Impact, Inspirational, Kindness, memorable, Mentorship, positive influence, Role Model, smp, Support, sweetest thing, SweetTeachMC, Teacher, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

comedy trends, funny memes, gen z humor, generation z, humor analysis, humor critique, humor evolution, humor generation., humor preferences, humor psychology, humor research, humor styles, humor trends, internet humor, Meme culture, millennial humor, social media humor, TikTok jokes, viral jokes, youth humor, ZHumorCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

Advancing, air strike, aircraft, British, CraftyWarfareMC, cruise missiles, defense systems, eastern europe, Fire, French, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, key city, military conflict, military intervention, military technology, missile defense, Russian troops, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Villages Defended:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1927	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, banner-lazy, CONS, do whatever your heart desires, heart desires, Minecraft, minecraft server, no admins, No Rules, PECHKO, PECHKO WITHOUT WIPES, Pros, rules, Server, they are not there, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Towns Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

135.181.237.62:25914

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

art, controversial, Dictatorship, Epic, fascism, German history, hate, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, Holocaust, Minecraft, nazi, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, Server, swastika, Symbolism, third reich, totalitarianism, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

allison, Andersen, crystal palace, Diaz, EZE, Gravenberch, Guehi, Henderson, Hughes, Kamada, Konate, liver, Liverpool, mac allister, match, Matchy, Mateta, Minecraft, Mitchell, Munoz, Nunez, Palace, Pool, Richards, robertson, Salah, smp, Szoboszlai, trent, virgil, Wharton

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Votes:	6623	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aunt drama, dads ex, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Values, Minecraft, Motherhood, Server, stepmother, wedding day, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest drama, wedding guest list, wedding photos, wedding planning, wedding reception, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wedding drama unfold in-game! 🤵👰

🤯 Did you know that our server is home to a crazy aunt who brings her dad’s ex-wife as her +1 to events? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Watch as she tries to convince everyone that the ex-wife should be considered the new mom and grandma of the family. 😂

🕺💃 Get ready for some intense dance battles as players try to navigate awkward family dynamics and wedding photo drama. Will you be the one to stand up to the aunt and say, “No, ex-wife, you shall not pass”? Join now and find out! 💥

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 So, are you ready to dive into a world where family relationships are as tangled as a spiderweb? Join our server today and experience the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🤣🎮 #WeddingDrama #MinecraftMadness

WeddingCrasher69

Boundaries, bride, Conflict, Decision making, Disrespect, family, family drama, family dynamics, husband, in-laws, leaving early, reception, relationships, Resentment, seating, sister-in-law, social events, Son, Wedding, wedding etiquette, WeddingCrasher69

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Ores Mined:	7094	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding seating arrangements!

Join us for epic adventures, build your dream world, and leave all the drama behind. No $400 lodging fees here, just pure fun and creativity!

Who needs a sister-in-law when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who will always have your back? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you can be the queen of your own castle (literally).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the SIL drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way cooler than your real one.