shmup game

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our anime-inspired world will have you laughing at the lack of mouth animations and questionable character coloring choices. Plus, our Asian characters have more mood swings than a rollercoaster – it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids!

And don’t even get us started on the animation process – who needs keyframe animators when you have inbetweeners, am I right? It’s like watching a Picasso painting come to life, but with more confusion and less talent.

But wait, there’s more! Our doujins and mangas are so beautifully uncolored, you’ll swear you’re living in a black and white world. And our lack of writers? Who needs ’em when you have magic wizards shooting guns at each other for 20 minutes straight?

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to facepalm more times than you can count – it’s all part of the fun!