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Anarchy Unfiltered

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Creative Adventure PVP Skyblock Vanilla Economy Hardcore Minigames Roleplay Prison Faction Pixelmon Modded Flatworld Whitelisted Quests Bedwars Parkour, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5498	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

anarchy.mcserver.us

forteuropa

Community, FortEuropa, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, protected, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

mc.forteuropa.eu

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

advertising, alive, bedrock, Chat, Cracked, Daily, diamonds, Discord, first server, Hearts, Join, Login, messages, Minecraft, NexusDark, norm, Players, PROFESSIONAL, Server, Server Uptime, Small Community, smp, stealing, Supported

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	416
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Love Letters Sent:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

action, audience preferences, controversial, crime, culture, Dark, Drama, Entertainment, graphic, Gritty, Media, Minecraft, programming, shows, smp, societal impact, societal issues, society, television, television industry, Thriller, tv shows, violence

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7718	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

awkward, AwkwardlyAcceptable, BIZARRE, conformity, Etiquette, Manners, Minecraft, odd, out of place, peer pressure, smp, social behavior, social conformity, social constructs, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

CraftyNoobsBegone

ANNOYED, annoying questions, constantly repeating, CraftyNoobsBegone, drained, exasperated, exhausted, explaining over and over, explaining the obvious, explaining the same thing, fed up, Frustration, over it, patience wearing thin, repeating myself, same old questions, tired of explaining, Tiresome, Weary, worn out

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

arms control, cold war, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military alliances, military strategy, nato, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, political decision making, SECURITY, Server, soviet union, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	191	Magic Items Found:	7343

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

Assassination, confirmation, Conflict, death, Defense, extremist, gaza, Hamas, idf, intelligence, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, News, palestine, Politics, RIP, SECURITY, SinwarCraft, Terrorism, Yahya, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	83	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Brainy Sleepy Check

alertness assessment, Australian, brain activity, brain-based measure, Brainy, CHECK, chronic sleepiness, cognitive function, Diagnosis, exam alertness, fatigue management, machinery operation, neuroscience, Public Safety, researchers, safe driving, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep health, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleepy, two minutes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!